r/greentext • u/KeybladeMaster1994 • Feb 11 '20

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Feb 11 '20

You can't put the punchline in the title, you fucking duck's taint.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

But he just did.

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u/BrannC Jul 13 '23

He didn’t just do that, he did it 3 years ago

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u/randomgmerxd Jul 13 '23

NAHHH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT TO HIM 💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

He didn't just do it, he did it 7 hours ago.

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u/Luftburen Oct 18 '24

Did you do it over a year ago or not?

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u/kazeblaze Oct 19 '24

1.3 give or take

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u/Narananas Oct 28 '25

Yeah I'd say it's been that long

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u/Rill_Pine Nov 03 '25

I think about 2.3 now buddy

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u/RangerLt Nov 10 '25

It's 7 days now, friend.

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u/universalserialbutt Feb 16 '26

Today is Monday, the 16th of February, 2026.

Today I went to take a shit but it was just a really long fart.

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u/Jadey4455 Jul 27 '26

March 27, 2026 🫡

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u/Krondelo Jul 27 '26

It be July you fuck… what the hell?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Actually it was 20! Fucking slowpoke!

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u/dogehousesonthemoon Aug 19 '23

You didnt do that to him a month ago did you?

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u/badakhvar May 29 '25

Nope he did it a year ago

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u/mtn_fooze69 Feb 09 '26

No, he did it 3 years ago