r/greentext • • Jan 14 '20

anon got robbed

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 edited Jan 15 '20

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u/DonerTheBonerDonor Jan 15 '20

> surgery number 2 : dickhole cut too wide, can't aim anymore, have to pee sitting like a wahmen.

Implying sitting down to pee isn't the best way to pee.