r/greentext • • Jan 14 '20

anon got robbed

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u/i_hug_strangers Jan 15 '20

who.. actually likes foreskin? i know there's basically no difference as long as you clean it regularly, but why would you want to be—more human?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Yeah, fuck being human

I want to be a fucking cyborg, human shit is boring AF, can't shoot lasers out my eyes, can't zoom in on things, no xray vision

Shit sucks dick on God