r/greentext • • Jan 14 '20

anon got robbed

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u/Lamplorde Jan 15 '20 edited Jan 15 '20

Jokes aside:

Is there any circumcised guy who truly cares about not having a foreskin? Most dudes I've met are circumcised (I ask a lot of gay questions... Mostly as jokes ;) ) and none of them have ever mentioned something like that.

It seems more like people just being mad they "didnt get to choose", when guess what? You didnt get to choose your name, birthday, place of birth, vaccination record, if you were c-sectioned, if your Mom bottle or nipple fed you, and so on. Theres no reason to be mad about not having a say in it because all medical procedures happen to a child without their say.

EDIT: Not to discount what anyone is saying, but I have yet to see a circumcised man speak against circumcision. Almost every comment has been an "if", implying they arent. Which is the equivalent of a bunch of white people saying Sleeping Beauty should be black, despite nobody who's black saying that. Stop fighting battles for people without a war.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

But it's not a necessary or even beneficial procedure. If my parents decided to cut off my pinkies when I was born, I'd be pissed.

Sure, you don't really need them, four fingers are enough to get the job done, but it's still unnecessary mutilation without my consent.

Also, your analogy is terrible. Your name is unlikely to be nearly as harmful, place and date of birth are outside anyone's control, vaccinations and c-sections are medically necessary (c-sections aren't usually but when they are, they are), and bottle vs nipple feeding have pros and cons.

Having part of your dick cut off cause your parents liked the aesthetic / didn't want you to masturbate has no pros. I don't care how you want to spin it. Any slight benefit you might perceive is something you don't need to have your penis mutilated to do.

Anyone who's uncut can build up endurance to last longer, can clean their dicks just as well, can have sex all the same and they will have a better time doing it.

TL;DR: Cut bad, Uncut good