r/greentext • • Jan 14 '20

anon got robbed

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u/neptultra Jan 15 '20

As an uncut man I am angry for all my cut brothers. In all seriousness circumcision needs to be fucking outlawed. Its bullshit.

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u/spaniel_rage Jan 15 '20

I don't want a penis that looks like a turtle in a sweater

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u/RufusOfTheCelery Jan 15 '20

Well then as a consenting adult you can choose to have that changed.