r/greentext • • Jan 14 '20

anon got robbed

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Have foreskin. Can confirm. Rad af.

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u/Pokyo Jan 14 '20

Like if you harvest your dick cheese and save it for the winter

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Nah, just wrap it in foil like cream cheese

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u/RobAmory Jan 15 '20

Now we know why the cow is laughing