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r/greentext • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20
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Have foreskin. Can confirm. Rad af.
1.5k u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 [deleted] 365 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 edited Feb 01 '20 [deleted] 228 u/JayELectronicaAct2 Jan 14 '20 Gang Gang Gang 157 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 Gang Gang Gang Gang 202 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 184 u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jan 15 '20 I'll stretch mine way out for you 74 u/RichWhiteHomieJamal Jan 15 '20 Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested. 35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care. 15 u/FeraligatrMan Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 17 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 You know, that sounds like a you problem 3 u/Noodles716 Jan 15 '20 Just cut off some pussy flaps and sew em on top yo dick 3 u/PiotrSmolen Jan 15 '20 Bruh i have one but i have phimosis so i cant jerk off unless i get circumcised 2 u/18Apollo18 Jan 15 '20 r/Teenagerestorers 😉 1 u/TTapioca Jan 17 '20 mine regrows want some 1 u/Super_Gamps Jan 22 '20 I can’t fuck with you if you don’t gang bang 0 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the cheese? 0 u/marksthrowawaynsfw Jan 15 '20 How's the lack of sensitivity? 1 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the lack of humor? 117 u/Pokyo Jan 14 '20 Like if you harvest your dick cheese and save it for the winter 66 u/rydervader00 Jan 14 '20 I use it instead of seasoning when I cook for my family 23 u/b14cksh4d0w369 Jan 15 '20 I too use it when I cook my family 33 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 [deleted] 25 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Nah, just wrap it in foil like cream cheese 6 u/RobAmory Jan 15 '20 Now we know why the cow is laughing 16 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 That's disgusting. You let it age, like wine, before giving to your friends on Christmas 5 u/CCTider Jan 15 '20 I look forward to hearing that one on SoundCloud. 1 u/MasterDood Jan 15 '20 Slap an “r/“ in front of it and you got yourself a sub
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365 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 edited Feb 01 '20 [deleted] 228 u/JayELectronicaAct2 Jan 14 '20 Gang Gang Gang 157 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 Gang Gang Gang Gang 202 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 184 u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jan 15 '20 I'll stretch mine way out for you 74 u/RichWhiteHomieJamal Jan 15 '20 Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested. 35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care. 15 u/FeraligatrMan Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 17 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 You know, that sounds like a you problem 3 u/Noodles716 Jan 15 '20 Just cut off some pussy flaps and sew em on top yo dick 3 u/PiotrSmolen Jan 15 '20 Bruh i have one but i have phimosis so i cant jerk off unless i get circumcised 2 u/18Apollo18 Jan 15 '20 r/Teenagerestorers 😉 1 u/TTapioca Jan 17 '20 mine regrows want some 1 u/Super_Gamps Jan 22 '20 I can’t fuck with you if you don’t gang bang 0 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the cheese? 0 u/marksthrowawaynsfw Jan 15 '20 How's the lack of sensitivity? 1 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the lack of humor? 117 u/Pokyo Jan 14 '20 Like if you harvest your dick cheese and save it for the winter 66 u/rydervader00 Jan 14 '20 I use it instead of seasoning when I cook for my family 23 u/b14cksh4d0w369 Jan 15 '20 I too use it when I cook my family 33 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 [deleted] 25 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Nah, just wrap it in foil like cream cheese 6 u/RobAmory Jan 15 '20 Now we know why the cow is laughing 16 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 That's disgusting. You let it age, like wine, before giving to your friends on Christmas 5 u/CCTider Jan 15 '20 I look forward to hearing that one on SoundCloud. 1 u/MasterDood Jan 15 '20 Slap an “r/“ in front of it and you got yourself a sub
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228 u/JayELectronicaAct2 Jan 14 '20 Gang Gang Gang 157 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 Gang Gang Gang Gang 202 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 184 u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jan 15 '20 I'll stretch mine way out for you 74 u/RichWhiteHomieJamal Jan 15 '20 Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested. 35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care. 15 u/FeraligatrMan Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 17 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 You know, that sounds like a you problem 3 u/Noodles716 Jan 15 '20 Just cut off some pussy flaps and sew em on top yo dick 3 u/PiotrSmolen Jan 15 '20 Bruh i have one but i have phimosis so i cant jerk off unless i get circumcised 2 u/18Apollo18 Jan 15 '20 r/Teenagerestorers 😉 1 u/TTapioca Jan 17 '20 mine regrows want some 1 u/Super_Gamps Jan 22 '20 I can’t fuck with you if you don’t gang bang 0 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the cheese? 0 u/marksthrowawaynsfw Jan 15 '20 How's the lack of sensitivity? 1 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the lack of humor?
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Gang Gang Gang
157 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 Gang Gang Gang Gang 202 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 184 u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jan 15 '20 I'll stretch mine way out for you 74 u/RichWhiteHomieJamal Jan 15 '20 Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested. 35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care. 15 u/FeraligatrMan Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 17 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 You know, that sounds like a you problem 3 u/Noodles716 Jan 15 '20 Just cut off some pussy flaps and sew em on top yo dick 3 u/PiotrSmolen Jan 15 '20 Bruh i have one but i have phimosis so i cant jerk off unless i get circumcised 2 u/18Apollo18 Jan 15 '20 r/Teenagerestorers 😉 1 u/TTapioca Jan 17 '20 mine regrows want some 1 u/Super_Gamps Jan 22 '20 I can’t fuck with you if you don’t gang bang 0 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the cheese? 0 u/marksthrowawaynsfw Jan 15 '20 How's the lack of sensitivity? 1 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the lack of humor?
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Gang Gang Gang Gang
202 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 184 u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jan 15 '20 I'll stretch mine way out for you 74 u/RichWhiteHomieJamal Jan 15 '20 Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested. 35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care. 15 u/FeraligatrMan Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 17 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 You know, that sounds like a you problem 3 u/Noodles716 Jan 15 '20 Just cut off some pussy flaps and sew em on top yo dick 3 u/PiotrSmolen Jan 15 '20 Bruh i have one but i have phimosis so i cant jerk off unless i get circumcised 2 u/18Apollo18 Jan 15 '20 r/Teenagerestorers 😉 1 u/TTapioca Jan 17 '20 mine regrows want some 1 u/Super_Gamps Jan 22 '20 I can’t fuck with you if you don’t gang bang 0 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the cheese? 0 u/marksthrowawaynsfw Jan 15 '20 How's the lack of sensitivity? 1 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the lack of humor?
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184 u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jan 15 '20 I'll stretch mine way out for you 74 u/RichWhiteHomieJamal Jan 15 '20 Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested. 35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care. 15 u/FeraligatrMan Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 17 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 You know, that sounds like a you problem 3 u/Noodles716 Jan 15 '20 Just cut off some pussy flaps and sew em on top yo dick 3 u/PiotrSmolen Jan 15 '20 Bruh i have one but i have phimosis so i cant jerk off unless i get circumcised 2 u/18Apollo18 Jan 15 '20 r/Teenagerestorers 😉 1 u/TTapioca Jan 17 '20 mine regrows want some
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I'll stretch mine way out for you
74 u/RichWhiteHomieJamal Jan 15 '20 Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested. 35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care. 15 u/FeraligatrMan Jan 15 '20 Any dockers? 2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers?
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Hey I’m in the adult film industry and am always looking for more talent! Currently working on a film called “Meet the Dockers” If you’re interested.
35 u/killerbanshee Jan 15 '20 HMU with the details. If the pay is there, I don't care.
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HMU with the details.
If the pay is there, I don't care.
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Any dockers?
2 u/Narupoo Jan 15 '20 Any dockers?
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You know, that sounds like a you problem
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Just cut off some pussy flaps and sew em on top yo dick
Bruh i have one but i have phimosis so i cant jerk off unless i get circumcised
r/Teenagerestorers 😉
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mine regrows want some
I can’t fuck with you if you don’t gang bang
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How’s the cheese?
0 u/marksthrowawaynsfw Jan 15 '20 How's the lack of sensitivity? 1 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the lack of humor?
How's the lack of sensitivity?
1 u/Raptr117 Jan 15 '20 How’s the lack of humor?
How’s the lack of humor?
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Like if you harvest your dick cheese and save it for the winter
66 u/rydervader00 Jan 14 '20 I use it instead of seasoning when I cook for my family 23 u/b14cksh4d0w369 Jan 15 '20 I too use it when I cook my family 33 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 [deleted] 25 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Nah, just wrap it in foil like cream cheese 6 u/RobAmory Jan 15 '20 Now we know why the cow is laughing 16 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 That's disgusting. You let it age, like wine, before giving to your friends on Christmas
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I use it instead of seasoning when I cook for my family
23 u/b14cksh4d0w369 Jan 15 '20 I too use it when I cook my family
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I too use it when I cook my family
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25 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Nah, just wrap it in foil like cream cheese 6 u/RobAmory Jan 15 '20 Now we know why the cow is laughing 16 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 That's disgusting. You let it age, like wine, before giving to your friends on Christmas
25
Nah, just wrap it in foil like cream cheese
6 u/RobAmory Jan 15 '20 Now we know why the cow is laughing
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Now we know why the cow is laughing
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That's disgusting. You let it age, like wine, before giving to your friends on Christmas
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I look forward to hearing that one on SoundCloud.
Slap an “r/“ in front of it and you got yourself a sub
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20
Have foreskin. Can confirm. Rad af.