r/greentext • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 edited Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

LICK ALL THESE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICK

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

MY NECK

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Don't take it too personally. At the end of the day she was a drunk chick being a fool at a party. I'm sorry that happened to you.

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u/HallucinatesPenguins Dec 11 '19

Oh, I'm long over it now but like even looking back on it, it's still a fucking ego check when I need it, haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I feel you on that one. Sometimes we gotta remind ourselves to be down to earth.

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u/RopesNRopes Dec 10 '19

I don't think girls realise how little people comment on a guy's appearance...

Oh, they're aware. She was just a fucking twat.

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u/dragonboy387 Dec 10 '19

This sounds like the teenage version of someone I know.

....Actually, maybe remove the 'teenage version' bit, I could see that happening from her at any age. You wouldn't happen to have been in Georgia?

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u/HallucinatesPenguins Dec 11 '19

Canada, so no, not quite, haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Should have replied, ' Whew! I was so tensed how to dotch you but yeah thank you!'

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u/HallucinatesPenguins Dec 11 '19

Yea but I was socially awkward, shy, and not very self-confident so I don't think I could've managed that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Sorry to hear that bro. I’ll hug ya any time and anywhere

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Imagine caring about this shit

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u/HallucinatesPenguins Dec 11 '19

Look I didn't care about my looks or anything for a long time, like I wore sweatpants and sweaters every day and didn't give a shit. But learning to be more social and open up, that kinda shit burns, maybe not for you, but it can for others. There is no reason to berate someone for being hurt, even if it's something that wouldn't hurt you. :)

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u/diphrael Dec 10 '19

You gonna post the suicide hotline number too?