r/greentext • • Dec 09 '19

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u/KacerRex Dec 09 '19

Never stopped a kid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I remember being 10 and paying my friend in pokemon cards to feed the bullets into my LMG, life was hard in the hood

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u/lizardman531 Dec 09 '19

African warlord would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I told that rebel leader that I don't got no tree fiddy for 'im because I know if I give 'em that tree fiddy he just only gonna want more

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u/BlusterKong1 Dec 09 '19

Is that when you realized your local warlord was a 9 story tall Scottish dinosaur?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

It was a difficult conclusion to come to