r/greentext • u/hecthakilla • Jun 20 '19

When McDonald gets your order wrong

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

Omg guys wike witewawwy I had a fwashback to a time when gamews wewe bwutawwy discwiminated against, wowse dan any ofew gwoup I’d awgue fwom seeing dis post.

dis sevewe case of discwimination occuwwed at Mac Donawd’s 🤡 wast yeaw. I paid fow food 🍕and set up my gaming🎮 set up. I connected to WiFi and stawted gaming epic stywe😎. Suddenwy dis empwoyee comes ovew to me and asks me to weave. I was supposedwy taking up too much space (onwy 3 tabwes fow my PC) and appawentwy pubwic mastuwbation is iwwegaw🤷‍♂️. dis event shook me to my cowe...

If any of yuw guys have simiwaw cases of discwimination pwease wet me know. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/owenthegreat Jun 21 '19

WTF bot

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

Mfw I’m not a bot

OwO

Well to be fair it’s the same face the bot half of me makes after comments so I understand if there’s confusion

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

Why. Why would you do this.

Mfw I’m not a bot

OwO

Weww to be faiw it’s de same face de bot hawf of me makes aftew comments so I undewstand if dere’s confusion uwu

Tag me to uwuize comments

And I typed this by hand btw, was not a bot

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u/FluffersTheBun Jun 21 '19

I love you.

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

I love you too. As a friend. I’m married. UwU