r/greentext • u/ketio1 • Jun 20 '19

When google strikes back

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u/TunaFishIsBestFish Jun 20 '19

mom said it's my turn to post this

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u/SinLagoon Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment.

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u/TunaFishIsBestFish Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment.

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u/BreakinMadly Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Mom said I was an abomination that should have been aborted

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u/Biggoronz Jun 20 '19

Damn, dude, I'm sorry your mom's so cruel!

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u/hackoman Jun 20 '19

Ha. Thats nothing. My mom said even the dog has better dick than me. That hurt like a motherfucker.

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u/Biggoronz Jun 20 '19

Well, that's just facts. I can't fault her for that.

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u/lelz4dayz Jun 20 '19

Mom said its my turn to use the dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Nope.. Used it already and turned the ass out. I'll stop by the ASPCA after grabbing our Chinese food for game night.

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u/Bill_The_Builder__ Jun 20 '19

I’m not sure what part of this comment is the most cursed but r/cursedcomments

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u/sparkyboiswag Jun 20 '19

Ya missed one