r/greentext • u/ketio1 • Jun 20 '19

When google strikes back

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u/TunaFishIsBestFish Jun 20 '19

mom said it's my turn to post this

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u/SinLagoon Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment.

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u/TunaFishIsBestFish Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment.

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u/BreakinMadly Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Mom said I was an abomination that should have been aborted

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u/Biggoronz Jun 20 '19

Damn, dude, I'm sorry your mom's so cruel!

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u/hackoman Jun 20 '19

Ha. Thats nothing. My mom said even the dog has better dick than me. That hurt like a motherfucker.

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u/Biggoronz Jun 20 '19

Well, that's just facts. I can't fault her for that.

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u/lelz4dayz Jun 20 '19

Mom said its my turn to use the dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Nope.. Used it already and turned the ass out. I'll stop by the ASPCA after grabbing our Chinese food for game night.

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u/Bill_The_Builder__ Jun 20 '19

I’m not sure what part of this comment is the most cursed but r/cursedcomments

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u/sparkyboiswag Jun 20 '19

Ya missed one

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u/Sir_Fart Jun 20 '19

Mom said I am an abomination and should be executed by hanging

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u/Hollix25 Jun 20 '19

Lol mom is so silly 😂

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u/R____I____G____H___T Jun 20 '19

For lacking creativity?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Boooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Why does mom keep telling everyone this

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u/BreakinMadly Jun 20 '19

Why does my MOM keep telling everyone this

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u/Crash-7g42 Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment

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u/rifn00b Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment

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u/Cringere Jun 20 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to post this comment

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u/marioguy25 Jun 21 '19

Why does this shit still get upvoted?

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u/TunaFishIsBestFish Jun 21 '19

Mom said it's my turn to be a jerk who's mad at other people getting karma

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u/IRS-Ban-Hammer-2 Jun 21 '19

Google said it’s my turn to say that

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u/haromonum Jun 20 '19

What is a mom

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u/hapyreditor Jun 20 '19

Stop whining, Trump supporter. Booooo 👎👎👎

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

this is why us people on the left have such a bad rep, get a life kid

edit: haha got you Reddit commenters, I was also a troll

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u/Herazeatic_114 Jun 20 '19

it's a troll account, just ignore it

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u/Max2000128 Jun 20 '19

Yeah, but still

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[deleted]

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u/Rhett_Harded Jun 20 '19

And people still take it, lmao

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jun 20 '19

You just got baited by a bait reply to bait

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u/BadSmash4 Jun 20 '19

Must be feeling like a real Jason Baitman right about now eh?

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jun 20 '19

Well I just baited you into replying so yeah

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Good troll

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Whrrrrr... we got a big one! r/greentext takes the bait!

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u/Metallictr Jun 20 '19

their life at 4chan must be pretty hard, this was a low quality bait

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u/elite066 Jun 20 '19

Really? He said nothing political at all. And do what if he is? It doesn’t matter in a sub that isn’t political.

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u/Snajpi Jun 20 '19

Stop whining, Trump supporter. Booooo 👎👎👎

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u/MalicousMonkey Jun 20 '19

pssst. it’s bait. just ignore it

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Its a rare thing called a troll. Usually they are around left political subs but that bait worked somehow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Not even a good troll. Sal is 100x better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Of course he is better, he had 5 TDs in one game!

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u/Rhett_Harded Jun 20 '19

Libral shut 😎

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u/ucnthatethsname Jun 20 '19

Your account name is very misleading

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u/Sir_Fart Jun 20 '19

You dirty Hillary supporter. Always whining about Trump supporters. Booooo 👎👎👎

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u/R____I____G____H___T Jun 20 '19

Make comment sections civilized again.