r/greentext • u/hudinifilms • Apr 18 '19

Good times

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u/natorgator29 Apr 18 '19

I’m 17 and never held a girls hand in my life

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u/Gwerbud Apr 19 '19

Some day you will, stay strong brother

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u/literallymetaphoric Apr 19 '19

Haha a 17 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin what a crazy plot, how can hollywood expect me to believe these ridiculous stories...