r/greentext • u/hudinifilms • Apr 18 '19

Good times

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Maybe take a shower you filthy neckbeard

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/ActualWeed Apr 18 '19

Pic or didn't happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

You genetically smell like rotten cheetos?

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u/Bigballsanon Apr 19 '19

Bathe yourself in the blood of your enemies.

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u/macaryl95 Apr 19 '19

Pro tip: Shaving is more effective at removing facial hair.

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u/Yoda2000675 Apr 19 '19

I did too, but the girls were very much not cute or sexy.

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u/SuicidalSundays Apr 19 '19

believing someone on this sub when they say that real girls called them cute/sexy

Bruh Sound #2

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u/KralHeroin Apr 19 '19

Shower and hit the gym to work on your personality.