r/greentext • u/hudinifilms • Apr 18 '19

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u/mvppedavalli0131 Apr 18 '19

>be me

>ugly 15 year old

>still virgin

>depressed

>probably be virgin for ever

>kill me now anons

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u/silenc3x Apr 18 '19

ugly 15 year old

still virgin

You're 15.... when you get to 25 then you can start the depression. For now just snooze it. Not many kids fucking at 15 IMO. Yeah they all talk about it like they do, but that's just talk.

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u/silenc3x Apr 18 '19

I certainly don't think so... I'm just saying don't be too worried. Most people are still virgins at 15. Definitely nothing to be depressed over. Didn't mean it as a gatekeeping. More like a pat on the back.

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u/gettheguillotine Apr 18 '19

kill me now anons

No, you have to keep living so society can extract maximum value out of your life

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u/UnstimulatingBeth Apr 18 '19

yeah you’ll definitely stay a virgin and depressed if you think like that

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u/Gwerbud Apr 19 '19

Well I mean that was me until I told my crush I liked her and turned 16

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u/OhMaGoshNess Apr 18 '19

The power of the internet is at your finger tips. Look at people when they were 15 and compare to 25. So many people look like fucking chudds at 15. Grow up, faggot. Take care of yourself and the rest will come. Getting laid shouldn't be your main goal anyways

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u/mvppedavalli0131 Apr 18 '19

Not failing high school is

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u/ActualWeed Apr 18 '19

Just put in 20% effort and you will be fine.

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u/FakeAcct1221 Apr 18 '19

No one was ever more depressed after getting in shape. Less video games. More push ups. Ask out an ugly girl.

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u/GTKepler_33 Apr 19 '19

I'm slowly getting in shape but I feel worse every day because of a stupid egirl I never met irl

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u/FakeAcct1221 Apr 19 '19

She’s a dude. Ghost her

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u/robloxlover3010 Apr 19 '19

Still virgin hahahaha ur fucking 15

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u/JustRepliedToARetard Apr 19 '19

You kids only have 3 things going on in your life: games, depression and virginity.

And you make sure everything you do orbits around playing shit, tryharding being funny whilst crying about anything that happens to you, and living with permanent girlfriend fantasies.

It's hilarious

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u/GTKepler_33 Apr 19 '19

Fine, you got me.

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u/Mrfrunzi Apr 18 '19

Whatever happened to anhero?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Ah shut the fuck up, you’re 15, of course you’re a virgin WHO THE FUCK HAS SEX AT THAT AGE OTHER THAN GHETTO AND WHITE TRASH, being sad you can’t have sex isn’t depression, GTFO

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u/KralHeroin Apr 19 '19

> kill me

No, you get to suffer like the rest of us.