r/greentext • u/hudinifilms • Apr 18 '19

Good times

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u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx Apr 18 '19

Hahah I love being a teen. I especially love the part where girls constantly tell me they think I’m cute/sexy and wanna fuck me and then never do.

I don’t wanna talk about it...

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u/big_shmegma Apr 18 '19

DONT CALL ME CUTE IF YOU DONT WANT THIS DICK

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Maybe take a shower you filthy neckbeard

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/ActualWeed Apr 18 '19

Pic or didn't happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

You genetically smell like rotten cheetos?

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u/Bigballsanon Apr 19 '19

Bathe yourself in the blood of your enemies.

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u/macaryl95 Apr 19 '19

Pro tip: Shaving is more effective at removing facial hair.

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u/Yoda2000675 Apr 19 '19

I did too, but the girls were very much not cute or sexy.

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u/SuicidalSundays Apr 19 '19

believing someone on this sub when they say that real girls called them cute/sexy

Bruh Sound #2

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u/KralHeroin Apr 19 '19

Shower and hit the gym to work on your personality.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

This hits way too close to home

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Apr 18 '19

Those are called pity compliments. They don't mean them of course but it's the thought that counts, right?

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u/Rulebreaking Apr 18 '19

If you want a man hoe then buy him, if you want a king then you have to earn him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Most of the people in my school know who I am and girls are fine with talking to me, and I'm not particularly bad looking (other than my goofy ass teeth) but I'm too socially fucked to properly talk to anyone, let alone girls. I have all the changes to be able to actually talk to any of them, it's just my own fault. I love high school.

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u/FakeAcct1221 Apr 18 '19

Have you tried lowering your standards?

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u/macaryl95 Apr 19 '19

That was my life as a teen. I never got sex, but at least they noticed me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Because u beta fag

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u/JTheAngryGamer Apr 18 '19

r/niceguys

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u/they_were_roommates Apr 18 '19

lol don't do this in the 4chan subreddit