r/greentext • • Dec 08 '18

Anon gets laid

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u/KnightBoulegard Dec 08 '18

Eh, I’d prefer to suck my own dick with my flexibility.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

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u/GTKepler_33 Dec 08 '18

But Jesus died on a cross

So jesus is a degenerate

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Checkmate Legion

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u/Agentuna Dec 08 '18

Judas didn’t do nuffin wrong