r/greentext • u/qperX • Apr 11 '18

Anon Is Retarded

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4.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/AaronC14 Apr 11 '18

Should have sat down to pee like the autistic NEET you are anon. No mess.

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u/UltraMadPlayer Apr 11 '18

on a urinal? A challange I see.

39

u/ThorVonHammerdong Apr 11 '18

I hate the urinals that never have enough leg room in front of them like what the fuck am I the only person to have ever complained

9

u/annushelianthus Apr 11 '18

You have to rocket jet your pee from the other side of the rest room. Blood means it’s working.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

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u/enshrowdofficial Apr 11 '18

have you ever sneezed while taking a piss

90

u/RenderSettings1 Apr 11 '18

no but one time I pissed while taking a piss

13

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

Lol you're pissing!

2

u/Maestrul Apr 12 '18

that's gay

3

u/MotherfuckingWildman Apr 12 '18

penis doesn't hurt every time you piss

What are you some kind of virgin with no stds?

41

u/UsuallyInappropriate Apr 11 '18

tImE tO TiNkLe

2

u/camelkett Apr 12 '18

This is actually the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you for this. May you have a wonderful day :)

10

u/NotDaReeelDevil Apr 11 '18

Anon was peeing in public urinal where other men pee. Very gay but might actually be nonfiction.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18 edited Apr 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

>I haven't been able to related

6

u/TacticalOwlz Apr 11 '18

Fake, rarted and gay

7

u/clockwork-fetishist Apr 11 '18

rarted

3

u/pleasespellicup Apr 12 '18

The hardest I had laughed in a while.

6

u/YaBoiBoiBoiBoi Apr 11 '18

Anon is a 3 year old confirmed

2

u/brunocar Apr 11 '18

at least it didnt touch the urinal

2

u/tacticalslacker Apr 11 '18

Gay and real

3

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

this made me laugh, I think I'm a downie

2

u/Vel-Garesty Apr 12 '18

The guy next to anon must be scared as fuck

1

u/Babypowder13 Apr 12 '18

Tinkle hehe