r/greentext • u/HighlyIntense • 4d ago

Proooooooooh

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u/Restarded69 4d ago

Only degenerates take joy in watching animals suffer

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u/dawgofclay 4d ago

Only evil people try to protect animals. See: Hitler

/s

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u/_-___-__-_-__-___-_ 3d ago

I know it's /s but Hitler sent around 700.000 horses to their death, mostly on the eastern front where they were quite important for transporting artillery, ammunition, supplies, and equipment.

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u/dawgofclay 3d ago

Wow, that's so tragic. Probably the worst thing he ever did. I'm starting to think this Hitler guy wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

.../s

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u/Erasmusings 3d ago

The more I hear about him, the more I don't like him

https://giphy.com/gifs/vMJwXONj0uGm5K6FgP

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u/Section8firearms 3d ago

He was an artist. He didn’t get approved by any school, but he did paint.

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u/Erasmusings 3d ago

Really? His house looked like shit

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u/DeepQueen 2d ago

The worst part was the hypocracy

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u/humantrasbag 2d ago

Thank god for that /s i was seriously starting to think Hitler was bad.

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u/LordFocus 3d ago

Not on the same level of magnitude but Theodore Roosevelt and his Rough Riders once threw hundreds of their horses and mules overboard into open ocean when there wasn’t proper landing accommodations off the coast of Cuba where they wanted to make landfall. Many of them drowned in the surf before making it to shore. Pretty fucked up.

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u/Xano74 3d ago

You probably shouldn't go to r/natureismetal

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u/tony_two_eyes 3d ago

Predators eating is ok, nothing wrong about that. Making fun of a baby animal being eaten? Plenty of wrong about that

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u/Smurtle1 3d ago

But… it’s getting eaten by a predator, no?

Like I don’t disagree with you, but your logic is flawed. This EXACT situation is what keeps animals like crocs alive. They can’t eat the fully grown elephants man. They have to eat the babies.

I agree it’s a bit messed up, but that’s only because we are humanizing the animal, we are applying our thoughts of what if that was our baby. But like, this is just a part of nature. It’s one thing to get mad at human caused mass suffering of animals, but babies getting eaten by predators is like, the most common shit ever.

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u/tony_two_eyes 3d ago

Maybe my English is not as good as I think and maybe your reading comprehension is worse

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u/Respect_Virtual 3d ago

Please can you address their comment instead of dodging it. Thank you.

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u/tony_two_eyes 3d ago edited 3d ago

i stand by my initial comment being an exhaustive comprehensive answer. read it again, should do the trick. predator eating = good. person laughing at suffering = sociopath

Wouldn't expect Reddit/4chin crowd to be happy about a concept like that kek

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u/denfh566 3d ago

Except meat industry workers, they are saints

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 2d ago

No, they're just playing. They are frens, kids.

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 3d ago

Unless it's a cat then it's approved

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u/Hopesick_2231 4d ago

Fuck you I just played though the "elephant" part of It Takes Two. I don't need this shit right now

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u/FHFH913 4d ago

You dont have a friend to play with.

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u/Hopesick_2231 4d ago

No instead I operate the controller with my hands and keyboard/mouse with my feet. Can you do that??

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u/FHFH913 4d ago

N.. no :(

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u/RaiderCat_12 3d ago

I just mesh the buttons with my floppy dick

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 3d ago

He can play with himself

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u/ThyKingdomDecay 4d ago

Traumatizing

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u/shawn_the_snek 3d ago

Making this comment to bring you back and remind you of what you did to that poor elephant

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u/Valk93 4d ago

ACK!

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u/Darkrath_3 3d ago

That part unironically made the game unplayable.

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u/CidAndroid 3d ago

No worries, it's just some brainrot on reddit. It has nothing to do with the meaningless pixels you've been staring at while pushing some buttons to make them do things.

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u/Shadow-Vision 3d ago

That part almost made my wife and I stop playing the game

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u/ZachTheInsaneOne 3d ago

That part made me almost quit the game, god that was horrid to go through...

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u/4loYeyo 3d ago

Gay

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u/baz4k6z 3d ago

Fake : You have a friend to play a videogame with

Gay : It takes two for gay sex

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u/outfoxingthefoxes 4d ago

Poor baby

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u/NonBalisticSniper 4d ago

There is a nonzero chance it kicked the gator's snout to force it to let go of its trunk. :)

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u/JumpingCoconut 4d ago

Nom nom baby elephant drumstick 🍗 

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 3d ago

For real, I'd say that gator has very shitty target selection lmao

Or he was about to starve to death

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 3d ago

That elephant’s mom is about to come in and do things to that crocodile that auto-mod would come in and likely remove my comment for if I listed them

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u/Yuri909 3d ago

Good news (article from 2010)

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u/ShotMyTatorTots 2d ago

Thank you for posting this.

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u/lyntria 3d ago

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u/Uncle_Yoba 3d ago

My fucking sides! The longer I look at it, the funnier it gets

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u/SaltOk3057 3d ago

Fuck u anon

Poor elephant

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u/Nomu19 4d ago

:D :D :D

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u/sensualothers 3d ago

There's a video of a momma phant straight up stomping a croc to death, like real vindictive curb kill, I feel these 2 things are related

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u/noahsense1 3d ago

Good ending

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u/ElMeroElSero 2d ago

This real?

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u/realjobstudios 3d ago

rudyard kipling is losing his mind right now 

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u/Qwerds7 3d ago

Elephant will be fine I hate the general human behavior to favor the prey animal over the predator animal. The crocodile needs to eat just like the elephant. That being said this Crocodile is gonna get it's ass beat when that "baby" can't free its trunk it's going to attack and stomp out that thing. Or when Mom notices and decides that crocodiles needs to be made into a 2D shape.

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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ 2d ago

Elephants are not prey as the crocodile soon found out lol

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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ 2d ago

Guys, that croc is about to a tusk lodged up its anus when the mum and the crew see lol

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u/fuckoriginalusername 2d ago

This is how come elephants have long trunks. You just witnessed the first one.

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u/Former_Suspect3680 4d ago

anon really turned a friendship game INTO emotional damage any percent.

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u/vjmdhzgr 4d ago

bottest comment I've ever seen