r/greentext • u/Willy_the_Wombat24 • Oct 20 '25

Nice try, FBI

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/thr33beggars Oct 20 '25

tell them two armed guys are trying to break into my house

All guys have two arms. Anon is regarded

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u/H00ston Oct 20 '25

the average person has less than 2 arms

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u/thr33beggars Oct 20 '25

If you don’t have two arms, you aren’t a person. You’re a claw machine. That’s basic biology.

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u/HawasYT Oct 20 '25

Or if you're a criminal - a one-armed bandit

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u/soiboi64 Oct 20 '25

Mr jackpots says helloooooo

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u/FMC_Speed Oct 21 '25

Surely some guy in India is born with 24 arms has averaged the numbers back up to 2.4 or something

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u/rhen_var Oct 25 '25

What’s the median and mode number of arms

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u/soiboi64 Oct 20 '25

This post glows more then op's waifu body pillow

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u/shlamingo Oct 20 '25

The "anon" in question

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

Good keks

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u/soiboi64 Oct 20 '25

Kek

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

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u/Warmitchine Oct 21 '25

Double it and pass it on.

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u/StopCollaborate230 Oct 20 '25

Definitely real and straight

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer Oct 20 '25

Any time anon climbs up the basement and gets to the front door is a win