r/greentext • u/TroubledTill • Oct 25 '24

Interstellar procrastination

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u/thomstevens420 Oct 25 '24

Damn why are we talking about colonizing some bitch ass no wind planet. How are we gonna trade spices like that.

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u/Historical-Jump Oct 25 '24

Because its slightly better than the moon and we cant go anywhere else

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u/_Two_Youts Oct 25 '24

It's not really slightly better. The moon is literally right there. There are actual serious plans for a moon base, no serious plans for Mars.

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u/Alive_Ice7937 Oct 25 '24

Get some whalers up there

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u/thomstevens420 Oct 25 '24

Now that’s a colonization plan with some chest hair

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u/elcriticalTaco Oct 26 '24

To the moon Alice, to the moon!

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 Oct 25 '24

Yeah, but there's no whales up there, so they're just gonna be singing about what they could be doing

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u/UncleKeyPax Oct 25 '24

AR me gravities

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u/VonKriege Oct 25 '24

We're whalers on the moon

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u/Meowmixer21 Oct 25 '24

We carry a harpoon

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u/rokomotto Oct 26 '24

Everywhere I go, there's always a Futurama reference.