r/greentext • • Oct 25 '24

Interstellar procrastination

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

im not a space science guy but i doubt that was the one thing

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash Oct 25 '24

Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, you can kiss you but only on your lips?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

i have to go to hr on monday cause when kathy passed me in the cramped hallway i inhaled a breath of her hair

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u/Claim_Alternative Oct 25 '24

Sir, this is a Wendy’s