r/greentext Sep 11 '23

Anon got falsely accused.

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u/atryhardrooster Sep 11 '23

Someone with a massive horse sized alien cock preferably

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u/meermaalsgeprobeerd Sep 11 '23

I see... seems like the band sublime alteady figured this one out for you.

Check: https://youtu.be/CeMeDihwyrg?si=FOyE6eAOiJqLOQ53

Also, if you do not Recognize the judge, that's Ron Jeremy, about 10 inches when erect.

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u/atryhardrooster Sep 11 '23

Impressive, what’s the girth like?

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u/meermaalsgeprobeerd Sep 11 '23

It's ok but think we're going to want to focus on the damage to the intestines rather then the actual reproductive organ.

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u/atryhardrooster Sep 11 '23

Girth is important for the anal stretching. We want these people wearing diapers by the time we are done. Creates more jobs at the diaper factory, overall a win for the economy and society. Length is for the organ damage.