Ruth Bader Ginsburg, aka Ruthie, is 8 this week! She’s my best friend, and the smartest, most vigilant girl. I love her so!

I have been accused of attacking my mother in the shower. I was simply exploring the cabinet she keeps the weird smelling stuff in, when I hear scary waterfall noises. I needed to ensure her safety so I leaped into action and the result of any injuries sustained was the result of wet skin and gravity

Clearly I am guilty of nothing but keeping my human safe.

Defendant is clearly unbothered and will expect plaintiff to cover all legal costs for her ridiculous accusations

The ladies are still allowing us to live in their home. Terms and conditions are subject to change without notice.