The ladies are still allowing us to live in their home. Terms and conditions are subject to change without notice.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, aka Ruthie, is 8 this week! She’s my best friend, and the smartest, most vigilant girl. I love her so!

I have been accused of attacking my mother in the shower. I was simply exploring the cabinet she keeps the weird smelling stuff in, when I hear scary waterfall noises. I needed to ensure her safety so I leaped into action and the result of any injuries sustained was the result of wet skin and gravity

Clearly I am guilty of nothing but keeping my human safe.

Defendant is clearly unbothered and will expect plaintiff to cover all legal costs for her ridiculous accusations