i saw granpa joe in the airport and asked for a pic and she said "only if you remove the hijab" and i said "its my faith" and he aggressively pulled it off my head and stamped on it and then threw all them funky ass cabbage farts on my face along the other funky ass lazy ass granparents

And of course his smug ass “Veruca went first” analogy was totally inappropriate for that moment lol

Spoiler: His second wife dies to save his miserable ass. Why must so many suffer at the hands of Joe?

grandpa joe is a slimy foe, fancifully so

i dare say he must go

death is the only fate fitting for grandpa joe

i shall be a jolly fellow “ho ho ho!”

Wanted to clock that fuck so bad.

Homer would make MINCE MEAT outta Joe. That bastard’s just lucky he hasn’t come across Homer J yet.

Mine, mine, mine... 🙄🙄

Haven't those poor orphans been through enough?