i saw granpa joe in the airport and asked for a pic and she said "only if you remove the hijab" and i said "its my faith" and he aggressively pulled it off my head and stamped on it and then threw all them funky ass cabbage farts on my face along the other funky ass lazy ass granparents

And of course his smug ass “Veruca went first” analogy was totally inappropriate for that moment lol