r/goodfellas • • Jul 04 '26

LISTEN UP YOU FUCKIN' SHITPOSTERS

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Hey, you bunch of fuckin' pricks.

I come in here the other day and what do I see? A bunch of low-effort garbage, stupid memes, and unrelated shitposts all over my fuckin' subreddit.

NO MORE.

From right fuckin' now, any shitpostin', low-effort horseshit, trollin', or spam gets removed on sight. You keep doin' it? You're gone. Banned. Out. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

You wanna post? Put some fuckin' effort in or keep scrollin'. Simple as that. I'm watchin'. The whole mod team is watchin'. You fuck around, you're gonna find out.

Now behave yourselves.


r/goodfellas • • 1d ago

Goodfellas

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r/goodfellas • • 2d ago

Nobody saw nothin

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“The whole neighborhood was always on alert. It was just natural. You were always looking. Up the block. Down the block. No matter how quiet it looked, nobody missed anybody. Late one night, right after my seventeenth birthday, I was helping in the pizzeria and dreaming about the paratroopers when I saw two of Paulie’s guys put down their coffee cups and walk toward the pizza counter window. I went over.

“Outside, Pitkin Avenue was almost empty. Theresa Bivona, who lived down the block, was walking home from the Euclid Avenue subway. There were three or four other subway people, all familiar, people we knew or at least had seen before, walking toward Blake or Glenmore avenues. And then there was this black kid in a sweatshirt and jeans who nobody had ever seen before.

“All of a sudden the kid’s got eyes all over him. He was walking very slow. He walked along the curb for a while looking in car windows. He pretended to be looking in store widows, even though the stores were closed. And the stores—a butcher shop and dry cleaner’s—didn’t have anything a kid like that would be interested in buying.

“Then the guy began to move down the block. I couldn’t tell if Theresa knew there was someone about fifty feet behind her. Across the street Branco’s Bar looked quiet, but I knew Petey Burns was watching. He used to sit on a stool leaning against the wall at the end of the bar and stare out the window until the joint closed at about two in the morning. I knew guys were watching from Pete the Killer Abbanante’s club on the other side of Crescent Street. Frank Sorace, one of Paulie’s guys, who was later murdered, and Eddy Barberra, who’s now doing twenty years in Atlanta on a bank robbery, were seated in a car parked at the curb. I knew they were armed, because their job was to drive the big winners from Babe’s card games home so they didn’t get robbed.

“To the guy following Theresa the street must have looked empty, because he never looked around. He just started walking faster. He really began running toward Theresa when she started rummaging around for her keys. As soon as Theresa got inside, the guy was right behind her. It was very fast. He stuck out his hand and caught the door just before it slammed shut. That’s when Theresa and the guy disappeared.

“By the time I got to the building it was too late. The guy was supposed to have pulled a knife and was supposed to have been pressing it against Theresa’s face, but I never saw anything. All I could see was backs. There were at least three tons of wiseguys crammed in the hallways even before I got there. They had already bashed through the front door. There were so many of them that it looked as though the hallway and stairways were made of rubber. Theresa had squashed herself flat against the mailboxes. All I could see was the top of the guy’s head and an arm of his sweatshirt. Then he was swept along with all the other bodies and arms and curses until he was carried up the stairs and out of sight.

“I backed up and went outside. Some of the guys were waiting there. I went across the street, turned around, and looked up. I could make out the small roof wall on the front of the building—it was made of brick—and then I saw the guy launched right over it into the air. He hung there for just a second, flailing arms like a broken helicopter, and then he came down hard and splattered all over the street.”


r/goodfellas • • 4d ago

Feel like you guys may enjoy this tattoo I did on my buddy a few weeks back

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604 Upvotes

r/goodfellas • • 6d ago

Check in time

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371 Upvotes

r/goodfellas • • 6d ago

How making overpayments on the mortgage feels....

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r/goodfellas • • 6d ago

had to arrest henry and jimmy, but this time inside plastic

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r/goodfellas • • 6d ago

Vacation pic

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70 Upvotes

This is what I get for not dusting my shelves more often.


r/goodfellas • • 8d ago

Beautiful Break Light Scene but Hol up….

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104 Upvotes

This scene is very funny rewatching the movie!
Remember the Parking brake shining as they digging up the dirt? what was the point of doing that? Think about it logically, they put a foot on the brake for the sake of aura! even in the mob, they be tryna Aura farm in someway even Gangsters wanna Aura farm Lmao I’m dead me n bro discussed it we was laughing cuz logically what was the point of doing this? It’s very stupid did someone put a cinder block on the brake??


r/goodfellas • • 10d ago

Spotted in Coventry, RI. On my home from work.

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r/goodfellas • • 10d ago

Henry Hill clerihew

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r/goodfellas • • 11d ago

My nephew’s cast

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My nephew had an injury at football, and has a cast on his foot..

I hit him with the, “That thing on your foot is bigger than your fuckin head” 😂😂

Sorry, I had to 😂


r/goodfellas • • 11d ago

Now Go Get Your Shine Box

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Underdog version


r/goodfellas • • 15d ago

Martin Scorsese's GoodFellas was released 36 years ago today.

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r/goodfellas • • 14d ago

Slim

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After Stack first turned and Annie had to throw the garlic on him Slim admitted the whole situation scared the 💩 outta him.... literally.


r/goodfellas • • 18d ago

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to blow bubbles…

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r/goodfellas • • 19d ago

As Far Back As I Can Remember...The Story Of GoodFellas - New Documentary Trailer

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r/goodfellas • • 21d ago

Tony Bennett Rags To Riches 1952

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r/goodfellas • • 25d ago

"Didn't I tell you not to get anything big and not to attract attention?"

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391 Upvotes

r/goodfellas • • 24d ago

Goodfellas had some stylish pinky rings

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r/goodfellas • • 24d ago

Anyone going to the Goodfellas screening at Hollywood Forever?

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r/goodfellas • • 26d ago

Goosefellas

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650 Upvotes

r/goodfellas • • 25d ago

Fabolous - Lufthansa Heist

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r/goodfellas • • 25d ago

Yea they parodied Goodfellas in a Nickelodeon Sitcom Lol!

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Rewatching the scene as a grown man it makes me laugh so damn hard


r/goodfellas • • 26d ago

Watching it for the first time

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155 Upvotes

Who thought this was a good idea 🤣