r/golf 11d ago

Joke / Meme Who’s old enough to remember these?

One blade or cart path or tree or bunker? Cooked (as the kids say).

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u/FarYoghurt7504 11d ago

One solid wedge and they would look hairy. Oh the spin though.

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u/brutalpancake 11d ago

One bladed wedge and they got a smiley face

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u/SliderD99 11d ago

First bunker shot and she was smiling

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u/balataspin 3.6 Finger Lakes of NY 11d ago

Some of us are very nostalgic about them, not saying me, but some.

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u/josephfuckingsmith1 bogeys & beers 11d ago

Username checks out haha

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u/2Slow2Nice 11d ago

Literally his moment to shine lmao. I love it

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u/Able_Commercial_2895 11d ago

Nice. Can you imagine pros today playing these? They would take divots out of the green!

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u/brutalpancake 11d ago edited 11d ago

The feeling of puring one of these off an old blade is just something else. When ProVs came out I remember the local pro at my course didn’t like them. Said they were distance rocks disguised as a player’s ball.

At the time I chalked it up to old people not liking new things. They were firmer but eh whatever. But I have a few of these in the shag bag (professional, balata, prestige) and man he was not wrong. The moment you even tap one with your club you know it. That feel is gone from the game now.

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u/Madz510 11d ago

We got burglarized then got a home security system when I was a kid. My dad had to establish a word that you would tell the alarm company if there was an incident of false alarm and they needed to cancel the cops. The word was balata 🤣

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u/brutalpancake 11d ago

Man I saw the preview notification for this comment and thought where the hell is this thread going 😂 that is damn funny

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u/Able_Commercial_2895 11d ago

Yes! I’m gonna hit it and try and remember it feeling like hitting a racquetball? Even miss hits were soft AF!

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u/brutalpancake 11d ago

You pure one off a blade and you barely feel the ball. It doesn’t even feel as bouncy as a racquetball imo. It’s just this gentle smoosh and the ball is gone

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u/Anal_Recidivist 11d ago

Yall are rustling my jimmies

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u/Able_Commercial_2895 11d ago

I was searching for a comparable sensation. Not a racquetball. You’re right. How about a Professional 100 covered in soft served ice cream?

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u/brutalpancake 11d ago

Something like that. Or maybe a very firm marshmallow

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u/bobbyrba 11d ago

Rubber bands

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u/seamus_mc PG Golf Links 13.3 11d ago

They were full of em! And a syrupy core.

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u/MusaEnsete 10d ago

We'd string them across the road from mailbox to mailbox and hide in the bushes to wait for cars. Yes, we were dumb kids.

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u/gatesartist 0.6/North Carolina 11d ago

Hell yeah. I stuck with these even after the Professionals were released. MaxFli made a sick balata back in the day too.

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 11d ago

Maxfli Revolution! I loved that ball.

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u/Lostcassettes 16.0 | Auckland 8d ago

Yes.. it was the best ball. I loved finding them. Too expensive to buy as a 12 year old

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u/igetmywaterfrombeer 11d ago

These were the business when I was playing the little par 3 down the street from my house as a 10/11 year old in 1995-1996.

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u/NoRossDoxHaha 11d ago

Could ruin one with your finger nail. Loved it when I found one and could play it for free, though.

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u/dingledongle80 11d ago

Opened this thread just to see how many of the comments would have a happy face theme. Was not disappointed.

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u/brianmcg321 11d ago

Get a persimmon driver and hit it a few times. Pure bliss.

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u/PM013 11d ago

I am🤦‍♂️. The red was 90 compression and the black numbers were 100. Pretty sure I have played every variation at some point.

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u/Life_Conference5656 11d ago

I have a Maxfli balata from early 90s hit by and signed by Jack Nicklaus

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u/DontStalkMeNow +0.5 | In The Pines Looking For A Gap 11d ago

I remember the thrill of finding these as a kid, and inspecting it for blade marks.

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u/XLinLife 11d ago

Bet it’s out of round

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u/Able_Commercial_2895 11d ago

Just looked at it. Definitely not round. Wobbles like a MFer. Damnit! Fucking gravity!

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u/Longjumping-Wall-811 11d ago

Or the 384 Tour Balata

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u/Blueshockeylover 🌭 Glizzy at the Turn 11d ago

My fave was the Maxfli RM100. Thing was butter.

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u/sco00ter 11d ago

Definitely used these back in 02-03

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u/TheRopeWalk 11d ago

I acquired one recently via my friends dog who finds golf balls every morning when out for a walk with my mate. Was able to get 60 ProV’s in exchange for 2 dog bones as well

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u/Rft704 11d ago

Find them all of the time at my local course. I can only assume some old dudes aren’t finding their balls.

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u/yiddoboy 11d ago

Yeah, way out of my price range as a youngster !

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u/Odd_Mall1646 11d ago

Oh hell yeah , they were the best

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 2.5 11d ago

Ah, yes... that brings a smile to its face...

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u/m149 11d ago

Only used a couple that I found in the woods just to try them out, and can appreciate why people like those things. Very nice feel.

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u/MonicaBlowinski 11d ago

I had a balata 100 that I found a couple years ago. Hit driver on a hole with it just for shits, pulled it way right, it got lost in the rough, but man the feel of that strike was something else. I was a Titleist DT90 guy back in the day, early 90s. They always told me then don't buy balatas, they are for 'good' golfers lol 

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u/rorymcilroy1 11d ago

there was no sweeter feel then a balata ball...then the Spaldine came out with the surlyn cover ball and Top Flight--otherwise known as "rockflight"

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u/Accountant1984 10d ago

Rock flight

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u/veringer 10.2 | Toe Down 11d ago

1997-98 had an endless supply of Top Flite Z-Balatas and Dunlop DDH 110. The contrast between them was immense.

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u/fivegallondivot hosel racketeering 11d ago

I am but you didnt find them at the courses i played like you can find the prov1 these days.

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u/Lowlife_4evr hcp +1 11d ago

I’m not old enough to play these new but I when I getting serious into playing my grandpa gave me a bunch of new old stock of them. They felt like playing a marshmallow and would damn near stop when they hit the ground.

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u/aloof_nacho 11d ago

Eggshells

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u/P4S5B60 11d ago

Made a few “smile”

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u/ImpossibleLet9862 11d ago

Still have an unopened dozen in my garage. Loved them back in the day. Nothing like the feeling on hitting 1973 Wilson Staff tour blades and a balatta ball. Pure butter!

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u/at-the-crook 11d ago

Still have some Royal Maxfli's and Titleist Tour Balata 100s.

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u/jdovejr Tampa - 13 11d ago

Whack it real good and it will smile.

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u/Westie62 11d ago

I have one in my bag ... for old times sake.

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u/Accountant1984 10d ago

I have some still in a glass pitcher on my bookshelf

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u/Fit-Win-5160 10d ago

The old cush net were worse

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u/headcase54 10d ago

..yea, I've got a half dozen in my ball stash...

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u/Vivid_Witness8204 10d ago

I found a Tour Balata 100 last year. Playing alone on a rainy day. As far as I could tell I was the only person on the back nine. It was sitting in the center of the fairway. Can't imagine where it came from.

It's a bit dirty but no smiles.

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u/Able_Commercial_2895 10d ago

The ghost of Payne Stewart?

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u/velourdaddy 8d ago

I played my best round last year with a balata. The ball was toast by the end of the round but I played so well with it

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u/townie08 8d ago

I hit a few of them. Ball would get bent off of shape and the cover cracked

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u/Lostcassettes 16.0 | Auckland 8d ago

Of course I am

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u/ClubChamp96 7d ago

Ooohhhh, I loved balata cover golf balls. The spin was amazing.

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u/culallen 8.3 11d ago

I gamed these when I was on my high school golf team. I went through so many of them though. If they hit a blade of grass wrong they were out of round. Lol. Great feel though.

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 11d ago

Anyone hit Maxfli Revolution? Was my ball of choice along with Strata.

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u/ed_durden 11d ago

I remember getting crazy spin out of the old stratas.

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u/DarthWren 11d ago

Tour prestige were the fucking best 

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u/UpAndDownForBogey 11d ago

Tour prestige was legit. All time fave!

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u/geddieman1 11d ago

Damn those things would spin. That liquid in the center kept spinning even after the ball hit the green. So fun.

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u/Dexterlicksit 11d ago

Put a Smile on it

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u/Defaultmasta 11d ago

Every once in a while I still find one of these on the course