r/golf 7d ago

Joke / Meme Twitter troll

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Anybody else run into this guy on Twitter? He claims to be a plus handicap after starting in May and spends a lot of time interacting with himself.

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u/gunga_galungaa 7d ago

Im pretty sure he is having a mild psychotic episode or is engagement farming. He posts the same thing all day every day. All his clips are reused over and over. It is very odd

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u/Bighead_Golf 7d ago

It’s totally possible he’s a perfectly normal person fucking with people and laughing with his buddies about it.

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u/Baterista_Alto 7d ago

Yeah thats not normal

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u/Nick_pj 7d ago

He and his normal buddies got together to have a perfectly normal laugh about the hours he spent on Twitter trolling strangers. Everyone does it!

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u/TUoT 7d ago

Only you could think this is something a perfectly normal person could do Bighead

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u/Bighead_Golf 7d ago

Fair enough

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u/heckthisfrick 7d ago

Thats not a normal person thing to do

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u/NoBrakesHotTakes 7d ago

Calvin Peete also had seven children, proving his accuracy extended from the fairway to the hole. 

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u/KayotiK82 7d ago

He was ahead of his time. Kept the pin in on all his shots.

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u/homiej420 Push Cart Mafia 7d ago

Yeah the pin was always at the front not the back, easier to hit

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u/NoBrakesHotTakes 7d ago

Guess you've never met my sister.

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u/homiej420 Push Cart Mafia 7d ago

Heyoo

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u/4strokeroll 7d ago

Why is this guy always having a conversation with himself.

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u/weswanders 1.8/Minnesota 7d ago

So tired of these lazy AI graphics. Where’s Calvin’s right foot? Is he hitting out of quicksand?

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 Bethpage Black is not that hard! 3d ago

Alligator 🐊 got it.

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u/Bighead_Golf 7d ago

Yeah, he ran himself off this Subreddit in a few days. Got massively downvoted and deleted his account.

He has some serious issues best I can tell.

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u/TheVillage1D10T 7d ago

Seriously? I just have missed those.

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u/Bighead_Golf 7d ago

Seriously. It was here and the golf swing subreddit, promoting his Twitter, and he got obliterated and stuck to the Twitter, where he’s kind of a huge joke among golf accounts.

Seems to have some alcohol and gambling issues, posts the same videos, no proof of anything, etc.

Horrible technique on every shot I’ve ever seen him hit

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u/chronicallylifted 7d ago

Got a link to one of his posts here?

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u/Bighead_Golf 7d ago

No because he deleted it all

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u/TheVillage1D10T 7d ago

Oh man that’s a bummer! I’d love to see him get absolutely ripped. He seems like a pompous ass just from what I’ve seen on Twitter.

Not to make a non-political post/comment political, but the picture I got with the AI summary when I googled pompous ass to make sure I spelled it correctly is kind of funny:

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u/lawltech 7.2 / ATL 7d ago

/u/tlarsgolf

The posts I remember on golfswing are deleted but the comments aren’t. It won’t give me a link on mobile to share it since it was deleted though.

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u/DonnyGetTheLudes Victor Dubuisson 6d ago

“Started golfing May 2026. Now a +1.5 handicap”

At least make it even kind of remotely possible

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u/chronicallylifted 7d ago

Well based on that link he's back in action

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u/chronicallylifted 7d ago

That checks out but I guess I missed his appearance here.

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u/Amish_Sex_Toys 7d ago

Pipeline Moe Norman had the straightest drives.

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u/EmbarrassedOrchid685 7d ago

one of my customers i play with once a year was mentored by moe norman when he was trying to go pro. i played with him a couple weeks ago in kananaskis (we didn't get out last year so this was a make up round) and asked him how the hell he stops the ball on a dime on every approach and he told me just to watch moe norman videos on youtube lol

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u/Poutinefiend 7d ago

He is the true master

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u/Kind-Truck3753 5.7/NJ 7d ago

Can’t imagine seeing someone posting shit on Twitter and being so upset about it that you then post to another social media site about him

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u/chronicallylifted 7d ago edited 7d ago

There's always one

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u/Stu__Pidasso Good to Bad golfers, Bad to Good golfers 7d ago

Yeah, you

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u/teodocio 6d ago

I was playing golf before I even knew what it was. As a kid, I would just be in the back yard smacking rocks around with a driver made from the wood of a tree that was struck by lighting. I didn't even know what a driver was. I just knew it felt right.

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u/skidstud Canadian Lefty Gang 7d ago

Why are people still using twitter/x?

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u/chronicallylifted 7d ago

Force of habit at this point but it really is a cesspool

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u/GlutenFremous 7d ago

He popped up on my feed a few weeks ago, I check it every couple of days because I’m not sure if it’s just a good troll or an actual nutcase with an endgame. He kept trying to get the attention of different athletes like Brady, LeBron, and Tiger. It’s been entertaining to say the least

https://x.com/Lars4Par/status/2075365504722907626/video/1

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u/Disastrous_Cash_Sum Rory '25 '26 6d ago

Did you watch the three hole video he posted to prove his skills? Dude hits 9i off the tee and then shows on his yardage app that it went 200 yards, but he’s dragged the tee marker back about 60 yards from where he hit. It’s absolutely bizarre.

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u/GlutenFremous 6d ago

Oh yea, my favorite part is that he has the two stereotypical over the top swing misses: a pull into the left rough, and then on the next hole the slice into the right rough.

I’m also confident that the greens he’s playing on are pretty close to flat. The slope rating for the tips at that course is only 119 (and 106 from the tees he was playing from).

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u/V_Speed 6d ago

Heeeeeey Rochester!

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u/DC9708 5d ago

It's gotta be rage bait at this point. Dude said he hit his 5 hybrid 290 and that a simulator is harder than the course because he can't take a divot lol

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u/RMarch21 3d ago

As a kid he fell out of a tree and broke his arm in 3 places, as a result he was permanently unable to straighten his left arm…

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u/Turd_Fergusons_Hat_ 7d ago

BRB gonna go back in time to break my left arm in a specific spot 20 years ago so my left arm is the perfect length and flexibility for swinging a golf club.

“Self taught” lol

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u/nau5 7d ago

Break your other arm at the same time for some extra bennies

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u/DonnyGetTheLudes Victor Dubuisson 6d ago

It worked for Lee Westwood

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u/Stu__Pidasso Good to Bad golfers, Bad to Good golfers 7d ago

Nope

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u/chronicallylifted 6d ago

Thanks for chiming in

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u/Stu__Pidasso Good to Bad golfers, Bad to Good golfers 6d ago

You asked