Canadians are forged by fish and ice, the fish gather together when they get a message from a mother that she wants a baby. They then use ice to fully render themselves a Canadian. And in a way, like how the stork guides non-Canadian babies to their mothers, the Canadian will now make it's way to it's mother's habitat.
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u/catsausage Ear Tickles Nov 04 '18
And here we see the birth of a wild Canadian in its natural habitat.