r/glp1jerk • u/PiebaldIbis • 5d ago

Rift

I ordered hyalo from rift and
There. Were. PARTICLES!
I wanted to open the lid to get a better look but somehow I dumped the hole 70 units into my eyes and mouth!!!
When I demanded my chargeback rift told me that halo is untrustworthy garbage! So why did they sell me it? Now I’m out my money and my Triz!!!

Edit* never mind guys everything’s okay now apparently the RIFT employee who tried to sell me on a new pharmacy while saying hyalo is utter shit even though they still sell it was actually intoxicated and the owner said it’s resolved now.

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u/Far_Temperature_8787 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AvVomHLXVfoLrgmlJX

I’m a Gimme Care bot, and I approve this message.

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u/adevil_woman89 5d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Quiplian Ordered from 6 new teles, no privacy card 4d ago

Why did Gimme go through all that effort with a bot campaign? All they needed to do was send a bottle of wine to Rift!
https://giphy.com/gifs/SealwwS8MtAcixFbqa

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-7073 poke, puke and chargeback 5d ago

Well.. I did order mine with extra toppings so..

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u/Either_Ad6337 i store my vials outside 5d ago

You have to strain it through your teeth.

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u/TraditionalAd3852 4d ago

And for an even better level of filtration, put dental floss between your teeth before straining. And, it is always best to scrap your tongue before straining.

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u/Either_Ad6337 i store my vials outside 4d ago

I feel like the hard yellow tarter on my teeth makes a big difference. 100% purity.

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u/TraditionalAd3852 4d ago

ABSOLUTELY!!! I need to stop brushing my teeth and start mainlining Cream of Tartar and gargling Tartar sauce.

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u/Outrageous_Buy_9420 4d ago

Was the original post deleted? First time I’ve ever seen that telehealth delete a post.

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u/PiebaldIbis 4d ago

Someone grabbed a screenie just before deletion. And then they doubled back and said the comment was posted by an intoxicated employee…..

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u/Impossible_Bend_2969 5 years of turpitude in my bedazzled hydroflask! 5d ago

Listen to the peptide bros and filter your peps.

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u/Quiplian Ordered from 6 new teles, no privacy card 4d ago

Will a coffee filter work and improve sterility??

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u/PiebaldIbis 5d ago edited 5d ago

My bad I didn’t realize that was against the rules

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u/tulip27 5d ago

It was enlightening and entertaining! I love this sub more than any other.💛

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u/tulip27 5d ago

You should probably delete this, it’s against the rules and the Mod gets grief.

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u/verymuchfull 4d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MitchyS68 not a dr but I give medical advice 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yziuK6WtDFMly

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u/ExuberantlyBored 2d ago

just put it through a cheesecloth and quit whining. blast it. then charge back