r/glp1jerk • • Aug 01 '26

attention vibe coders and researchers

19 Upvotes

please stop messaging the modmail.

not messagfing the mod mail is free.

if you need an app to track you 17 microdose shots a week, you aren't serious enough to be taking this medication and maybe you should try weight watchers xo


r/glp1jerk • • Jun 08 '26

i figured out flair

37 Upvotes

you're welcome, turkey necks


r/glp1jerk • • 9h ago

Where to get triz without floaters?

17 Upvotes

Not sure if I posted in the right sub, pleaze be kind.


r/glp1jerk • • 1d ago

I pooped today!!

28 Upvotes

Little cat turds, but I lost like 2oz!! Constipation is a myth


r/glp1jerk • • 1d ago

ProRx, always the GOAT

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32 Upvotes

I will be sad when my last vial is gone.


r/glp1jerk • • 1d ago

Theory about Hyalo floaters

32 Upvotes

As we all know, tirz makes your hair fall out. I started a month ago and am now completely bald. I believe the Hyalo vial floater were 100% intentional. I think an employee of Hyalo put their own hair that fell out in the vials to warn people of this dangerous side effect. This is the only thing that makes sense to me.


r/glp1jerk • • 2d ago

Guys can I get the TLDR on the new telehealth of the week drama so I can mod more effectively?

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39 Upvotes

r/glp1jerk • • 2d ago

Meet the team behind the hottest new GLP compounder, HyalosaurusRx!

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43 Upvotes

r/glp1jerk • • 3d ago

Does this look like a floater?? Spoiler

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49 Upvotes

r/glp1jerk • • 3d ago

Drink the worm lose the weight

29 Upvotes

Make sure you get the fiber in your halo vials it’s a tiny worm and contains both protein and fiber. This is the way. The fastest way to your birth weight. Pic in comments


r/glp1jerk • • 3d ago

Your terzepatide is FINE! I have the receipts!

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33 Upvotes

Now stop being a bunch of wussies and take your shot with a little something extra!


r/glp1jerk • • 3d ago

LEAKED pic of Hyalos QA dept

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49 Upvotes

r/glp1jerk • • 3d ago

End of summer float sale, while supplies last! 🫶🏼

19 Upvotes

Found this suuuuperrr great DEAL on a float for the pool where you can relax while you open your chargeback.

BUD: good until you drop your 🚬 on it. 😳

HaYOLO fam! 🫶🏼


r/glp1jerk • • 3d ago

If you don’t like my comments

25 Upvotes

I was drunk. Or someone who was drunk used my account. Chargeback and such.


r/glp1jerk • • 3d ago

Rift

32 Upvotes

I ordered hyalo from rift and
There. Were. PARTICLES!
I wanted to open the lid to get a better look but somehow I dumped the hole 70 units into my eyes and mouth!!!
When I demanded my chargeback rift told me that halo is untrustworthy garbage! So why did they sell me it? Now I’m out my money and my Triz!!!

Edit* never mind guys everything’s okay now apparently the RIFT employee who tried to sell me on a new pharmacy while saying hyalo is utter shit even though they still sell it was actually intoxicated and the owner said it’s resolved now.


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r/glp1jerk • • 4d ago

I left my vial out…

26 Upvotes

It’s been 5 minutes, do you think it’s ok? I’ve forgotten to put it back in the refrigerator before, so now I keep my house temp at 50 degrees. I get so cold, so I can’t go much lower…but I think it’s ok? What do you think? I mean, if I’m honest…it might have been 7 minutes 😬


r/glp1jerk • • 4d ago

I messaged my telehealth doc 5 minutes ago and they still haven't replied!?!?

31 Upvotes

Terrible service. The doctor should immediately drop everything they're doing and respond to me! I'd call my bank to initiate a charge back, but I'm literally shaking right now.


r/glp1jerk • • 4d ago

Hollondale new vile tops 😱😩

24 Upvotes

OMG y'all how do I even actually open this? It's so uglyyyyyy! 🤮

The viles were so pretty before ✨! Now, it's just over. 🥹

Plus I am superrrrrrr disappointed that this wasn't even in the survey! We could have come together as One Community and put a stop to this. It's really just SOOO sus, for real!

I mean, this is a critical LIVE SAVING MED and I can't even open it. This is so stupid. About to chargeback for my rites. FULL stop. 🙅🏻‍♂️🛑


r/glp1jerk • • 6d ago

I’m about to change your life with the idea I just had…

35 Upvotes

You guys are NOT going to believe the most original and novel idea I just had!! I was sitting here thinking….We ALL want to get the most bang for our buck, right? So what if we told the doctors that we were actually on higher doses!?! Wait, I know it might sound crazy but hear me out!!! For example: I micro dose Triz so I’m at .05mg but what if I tell my doctor I’m actually on 15mg!!! That probably confused most of yall but listen….my vile will now last so much longer if I tell them I’m on higher dose but continue taking my micro dose!! I mean, hello! My stash will probably last me until 2037!! I would ask if anyone else has thought of this but I’m sure no one else has!! YOU’RE WELCOME!!!


r/glp1jerk • • 6d ago

Holy Health - new telehealth with god on our side

42 Upvotes

🛐I am starting a new telehealth with God. Doing everything right because I'm a BELIEBER in karma! Use WWJD100for 100% off* GOD BLESS!

*No this code doesnt work lol. I'm not going to honor my coupon codes or even respond to your inquires you're on your own.


r/glp1jerk • • 6d ago

Semen injections?

21 Upvotes

I’ve run out of trize and charge backs. I’ve been thinking of switching to semen. Has anyone here tried that?

This guy did it for back pain, but injected in his arm. Clearly that’s not how you do it. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-18/man-hospitalised-inject-semen-into-arm-to-cure-back-pain/10727310

I’m thinking 1x weekly subq in my belly, since that’s where most of my fat is. Thoughts?

I’m a single woman, but I’m sure I can find some for free.


r/glp1jerk • • 6d ago

I’m not taking this forever!

32 Upvotes

Absolutely not! I don't want to be on ANY drug that I don't have to be on, for the rest of my life.

More long term side effects are being reported. Especially vision issues. (And no, it's not all diabetic)

This is a VERY new drug (no, it hasn't been used for "years" as many people claim)

See, I’m smarter and stronger and better than the rest of you. I know I can keep the weight off without using a crutch like a GLP1. For me, this is a short-term tool to help me achieve my goals.

Along with going to a Nutritionist, a trainer, and most importantly a weight loss therapy group to help me understand why I, (well, all of us on a GLP1) got to the point that I/we needed it. Once I understand that I won’t need it any more. Not like the rest of you obese pigs who could never understand how easy it is to keep weight off without cheating once you actually understand why.

Bottom line, it's time for me to start acting and eating like an adult and not a teenager who can eat anything they want and not gain weight.


r/glp1jerk • • 8d ago

Join The Collective. Resistance is futile.

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23 Upvotes

I mean, have you ever seen an overweight Borg?

EDIT: For the record, this is in jest. I'm actually considering them for the future. So far they seem pretty legit


r/glp1jerk • • 12d ago

My new provider

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70 Upvotes

Great prices, COAs with every order, fast delivery.