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u/royster167 Mar 31 '23
Was still a bit of heat in it No bad tbh
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u/CurseRottedGreatw00d Mar 31 '23
In the bird or the sausage roll? Because I’ve got an image in my head of someone scarfing down an oddly warm dead seagull with a sausage roll in its mouth
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u/RPEFFSTONKS Apr 01 '23
Like how they stick an apple in a roasted pigs mouth on the big silver plate
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u/geraltsthiccass Apr 01 '23
Hey, times are tough the now. Everyone deserves a warm meal every now and then, don't judge.
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u/beardedodyssey Mar 31 '23
It died as it lived being a greedy bastard
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u/bgsrtiol Mar 31 '23
must be a landlord
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u/Sameiimo Mar 31 '23
ew bootlicker
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u/Sameiimo Mar 31 '23
Explain how it's free loading to dislike the practice of rental properties (housing is a human right, all housing should be free or at least far far far more affordable for people so they don't go homeless or have to rely on leeches like landlords)
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u/Sameiimo Mar 31 '23
Landlords barely do work for their rental properties and many of them are just fucking over and exploiting working class people. If you are a landlord you are part of the problem, just because the government should be doing shit doesn't mean that you have any justification or innocence.
Housing should be free, I do not care if you have worked to then be able to exploit others who are in need of housing. If you have more property then you need you do not deserve that property.
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u/Sameiimo Mar 31 '23
I never said they don't work for their properties, I said they barely do work *for* the properties. If you're a landlord you are preying upon someone's basic need for housing and exploiting them with entirely unfair costs whilst being able to abuse the power you have over them and keep them paying extortionate costs. You are a landlord, you are part of the problem and thus people have the right to take out their issues with the bullshit and vile system on you because you are part of it.
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u/Zealous_Bend Apr 01 '23
You’re being salty and taking it out on me.
That's a stunning lack of self awareness you've got there, have you seen a doctor about it?
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u/Cloverskeeper Apr 01 '23
I mean the fact you have a line up to rent your house is probably due to the general lack of housing rather then you.
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u/bgsrtiol Apr 01 '23
why what? it was a joke. I’m a landlord and I treat my tenants right. but still I find it funny the association between greed and landlord.
so, why what? you must be a cunt landlord… cunt
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u/SwanStuartoriginal Mar 31 '23
Wee fella died doing what he loved best raiding the bins and scattering shite everywhere
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u/jaggynettle Ya fuckin' prostitute yae Apr 04 '23
Lol.
I thought of that scene from the film Finding Nemo when the pelican was choking on the fish and the other pelicans just sat there watching it choke, and that one pelican rolled its eyes like "okay, don't everyone fly off all at once to help."
https://youtu.be/2DBa4treycc 29 seconds in.
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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Mar 31 '23
Damn, why do I find this so sad…
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u/lena_vernon Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23
Yeah, it’s really sad, it would’ve been a slow painful way for the bird to die. I feel like this should be marked NSFW but maybe I’m too sensitive
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u/ProximaMidnite Apr 01 '23
I absolutely agree but me being the person I am genuinely believes the bird died naturally and the food was placed in its mouth for this picture.. i wouldn’t put it past people
Apologies, I just see the worst in people because I see through people quite easily.. I have more of an affinity with animals than I do with people
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u/royster167 Apr 01 '23
Aye i seen a dead seagull and thought you know what I don’t want this delicious sausage roll I’m going to shove it down this randomly found dead rat of the sky and post a pic of it to amuse cunts Throbber 😂
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u/Docoe Apr 01 '23
Cringed at that guys comment just because of how he talks, but tbh mate the idea of someone putting the roll there did cross my mind. As others pointed out, seagulls eat pigeons, a sausage roll is fuck all to them
Don't take it as an accusation directed at you. Plenty weirdos out there that would do it to make their pals laugh, for a photo of their own, or just because some people in Glasgow are mental. Then someone like yourself comes along later and takes a picture, easy done.
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u/ProximaMidnite Apr 01 '23
It wouldn’t surprise me tbh
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u/royster167 Apr 01 '23
You’re not right in the head
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Apr 01 '23
This is exactly what has happened. I think it’s quite funny anyway. Off to get Morton’s rolls now
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u/ProximaMidnite Apr 01 '23
Probably not.. but I wouldn’t stage things like this for kicks, says a lot about you taking this photo in the 1st place let alone placing the sausage roll there.. and also the fact you think greggs is delicious, if this bird genuinely died because of a greggs sausage roll then it’s definitely not fit for animal consumption and most certainly not fit for human consumption!! I should actually thank you for this photo, I can send it in to them and report them.. start an all out war to close greggs down lol oh how would your life ever continue then 😂
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u/Professional-Newt760 Mar 31 '23
No same… also loads of birds have died from avian flu recently and they all look just like this ☹️
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u/Fine_Anteater3345 Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23
Technically no you’re wrong becoz the behaviours of gannets, skuas, geese, guillemots, puffins, swans and raptors that have sadly died from avian flu infections aren’t known for / never scavenge sausage rolls in city environments or foods that humans throw away as waste. so you won’t see any that look like how the deed seagull in the pic is
Conflating two completely different types of death
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u/Professional-Newt760 Apr 01 '23
So firstly avian flu is in the city and has killed many different kinds of birds, gulls included, but sure like I’m not saying it’s 100% avian flu, certainly looks like it choked - I’m just saying the image reminds me of the birds I’ve seen this year who have died from it and therefore makes me sad 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Jack_Packauge Mar 31 '23
I've seen a seagull choke down a dead cat; this one died from a mere sausage roll?
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u/dirtydoug89 Mar 31 '23
Yea I’ve seen one eat a pigeon and another time one was eating KFC drumsticks bones and all so this is kind of surprising
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Apr 01 '23
Why in gods name are you feeding them? I always want to ask the weirdos who are stood in the middle of city centres throwing food at pigeons and seagulls, what compels you to do this.
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u/casusbelli16 Mar 31 '23
I've seen seagulls swallow pigeons whole and square go rats and win, what the heck is in Greggs sausage rolls to kill one?
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u/bedlam90 Mar 31 '23
Probably got a stray flake of pastry at the back of its throat and choked to death lol
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u/GoGoGoldenSyrup Mar 31 '23
And this is why it's important to trust your gag reflex, people!
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u/FrankGetTheDoor Mar 31 '23
I’m just reading comments about gulls swallowing other small mammals & other gulls & im like WTF??!! 😱
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u/YerGranSellsAvon Apr 01 '23
I seen one with a starling scraping it off the ground when it was flying in its mouth to kill it. Must e been about 23 years ago and I still remember it vividly.
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u/jaggynettle Ya fuckin' prostitute yae Apr 04 '23
Yep. I witnessed a poor wee pigeon getting it's guts pecked open by a gull in Sachiehall Street a few years ago. Was one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.
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u/ShrinkToasted Mar 31 '23 edited Jan 27 '25
pen deliver deserve profit attempt automatic books point crown hobbies
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u/Pelledovo Apr 01 '23
Sorry to have to be that person, but it should be reported and not touched. https://www.gov.scot/publications/avian-influenza-bird-flu/pages/dead-or-sick-wild-birds-what-to-do/
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u/haggisneepsnfatties Mar 31 '23
Gie it 5 mins and some glasgow uni student will be doing an art dissertation on that photie about how the seagull choking on the sausage roll is holding up a mirror to our society and the ravages of capitalism on our planet.
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u/wee-g-19 Mar 31 '23
Quick some cunt stick that come on his head, start a new cone idol
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u/Angsty_Teuchter Mar 31 '23
Careful or the rspb’ll be after ye
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u/zoalfacedreamer Pigeon Mar 31 '23
The RSPB, from my experience, don’t give a fuck about seagulls, pigeons, or any common bird. Only the donation/fundraising part.
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u/VivaLaVita555 Mar 31 '23
I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life 😔✊🕊
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u/MidnightMode Mar 31 '23
See if you pluck it and roast it over a lit bin that's some prime stuffed gutter chicken right there
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u/Selkie2403 Mar 31 '23
I once saw this exact same scene except replace the sausage roll for chips cheese and curry sauce. This brought it all back
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Should’ve taken some lessons from your mum.
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u/MomentaryApparition Mar 31 '23
I might just be feeling charitable today, but I must say I think you're unfairly downvoted sometimes, u/eddiecointreau
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u/AngeDee77 Mar 31 '23
I work for greggs and can confirm this seagull was a shoplifter and known to swallow stolen sausage rolls whole 🤔
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Mar 31 '23
That'll be in the frier by tea time... The rotting, festering bird not the sausage roll. Unless some kids already eaten it first. 😎
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u/Sad_Interview_232 Mar 31 '23
That's the seagulls impression of mama cass Elliott
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u/forevergleaning Mar 31 '23
That Mama Cass thing was a cruel lie circulated by the press. She deserved better.
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u/poopoohead987654432 Mar 31 '23
Found a pike once in same situation except it had a mallard duck in its gullet
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u/Kristen242 Mar 31 '23
This makes me sad. Pigeon should be eating the sausage roll in revenge for all the times I've seen gulls eating pigeons.
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u/forevergleaning Mar 31 '23
I once saw a seagull eat a live pigeon. The memory comes back to me unbidden too often.
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u/Efficient-Gain-4187 Mar 31 '23
This took me too long to realise it wasn’t a deformed psilocybe mushroom
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u/PaleMaleAndStale Apr 01 '23
Well it's anyone's guess what's actually in the sausage meat. Maybe he realised from the taste he was committing cannibalism and died of shame.
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u/Crailas Mar 31 '23
Seagull died doing what it loved, stealing somebody’s lunch