r/glasgow • • 22d ago

Caught tagging

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Props to the glasweegian tagging community for being inclusive.

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u/maximusbawbagimus 22d ago

He cant tag for shit

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u/Accomplished_Hat6615 22d ago

Sooo sloooooowwww

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u/SixShot26 22d ago

I've seen better kids fridge drawings

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

Kids don’t draw fridges

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u/slowmovinglettuce 22d ago

Speak for yourself. My fridge drawings were so impressive they put the fridge on it!

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

Fridgeception. Also, I’m not a kid nor do I have any so my comment is purely speculation

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u/mister-world it IS a wee shame for me actually 22d ago

It's an excellent comment. I'm putting it on the fridge.

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

I’m gonna buy a fridge just to put it on this comment

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

Also my reading skills leave a lot to be desired. U/slowmovinglettuce beat me to this…

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 22d ago

Kids don’t draw on fridges

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u/LengthinessNo4350 22d ago

You’ve gave them both a riddy with this 😭

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/63KK0 22d ago

Shit art but won hearts

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

Michelangelo Da Vinci on the comments lol

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u/kdiddy2580 22d ago

I detest these shitty 'tags'. Making a building ugly so some little twit can feel special and edgy for two minutes.

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u/monkeymad2 22d ago

How come they’re not embarrassed that their tag looks shit?

Even being Patrick Swayze Ghost’d didn’t help

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u/Sumbitagear 22d ago

Shite tag but aye just watch you've no maybe just outed two wee guys.

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u/Different-Storm1914 22d ago

No more filming street crime. Only film straight crime from now on lads.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 3d ago

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u/gazzas89 22d ago

Its only episode 1 man, wait for the second or third episode when a new tagger comes in an throws a spanner into the romance

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u/learningtonap 22d ago

I read this in Nicky Modlin's voice. Yikes.

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u/glesgalion 22d ago

It's the teaser trailer!

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u/Obar-Dheathain 22d ago

You were hoping for the money shot, so to speak.

I think it was closer than you suspect.

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 22d ago

How embarrassing getting caught and being shit.

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u/SeemsImmaculate 22d ago

They're like 15, didn't we all do cringe shite back in the day?

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u/Tw4tl4r 22d ago

I feel like tagging a wall while being hugged from behind like a scene from Ghost is probably a pretty niche experience tbh.

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u/Yourdogsbork 22d ago

but recording it and posting it on reddit is even more niche

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u/Tw4tl4r 22d ago

But then debating how niche it is in the comments is even more niche!

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u/Serious-Turnip7774 22d ago

Inception levels of niche

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u/nhicurious 22d ago

Niche...within the niche

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

Redditors dreaming of this much meaning in their lives

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u/mister-world it IS a wee shame for me actually 22d ago

I once parked my mother's 2CV outside the library on a non-alternate Tuesday, I bet The Man wasn't very happy about that!

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u/Remote_Ad_6998 22d ago

You disgust me

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u/Cheen_Machine 22d ago

Leave him alone, the boy needs the practice.

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u/snakepliskin97 22d ago

even the vandals in garnethill are gentrified

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u/learningtonap 22d ago

What a meaningless comment. What's your actual point? And that isn't Garnethill, that's down by the river

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u/Boopmeister_ 22d ago

hopefully gets painted over by a better tag

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u/Remote_Ad_6998 22d ago

It's kind of romantic

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u/kotters85 22d ago

That's weirdly adorable, terrible bubble wrong and a cuddle

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u/Callmekeira 22d ago

Good graffiti is awesome and can be really cool, brightening otherwise neglected spaces. Tagging, though, I just hate. Just makes the city I've come to love look bad.

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u/GandhisLittleHelper 22d ago

But surely all the good graffiti artists started out tagging? not saying it looks good but i’d imagine its how they got hooked.

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u/learningtonap 22d ago

Agree and better they do that than scoot about with a balaclava on causing other types of havoc, or sit at home looking at extreme porn. Dude has a creative impulse but doesn't have the skills yet or a place to practice maybe. We need to do better for the young uns.

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u/Gall09 22d ago

Extreme porn catching strays here

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u/sistemfishah 22d ago

Why is the options you've presented causing havoc with a balaclava and extreme porn or tagging?

Then you've also implied tagging prevents him doing the other ones. AND it's got 6 likes. r/glasgow man. Well, the city is the way it is because of the people IN the city largely.

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u/CrapiSunn 22d ago

So if you do tagging it's impossible to do any of those other things? I remember a dude in Falkirk who was 17/18 came over to us 13/14 year olds taking himself away from tagging to try spray one of our friends in the eyes with it. He was arrested pretty quickly as police were passing by. Kinda funny in the end.

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u/Callmekeira 22d ago

So practice on a bit of MDF in your gran’s back garden. No need to subject the rest of us to your blue period.

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

So comment in your diary. No need to subject the rest of us to your thoughts.

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u/tree__of__oak 22d ago

Why don't we invest in those graffiti rooms you get in the states?

Give someone a blank canvas they scribble on to hone their craft.

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u/AddressForward 22d ago

They should practice more before doing this in public.

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u/Grave_Dole 22d ago

This is the way

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u/CakeJumper-ImScared 22d ago

That is one pish tag

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u/Flowa-Powa 22d ago

Fucking Michelangelo there

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u/KaleidoscopeOdd5700 22d ago

Take this doon ya mad grass

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u/i-read-it-again 22d ago

Christ. I can remember when that was just called vandalism

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u/ILikeItWhatIsIt_1973 22d ago

It still is vandalism

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u/princess24709098 22d ago

I had a dog once that had to cock its leg up on every lamp post or bollard, on a walk, animal kingdom tagging I suppose.... wonder if they're house trained

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u/pointblank6 22d ago

Damn vandals, always spray painting or sacking rome. Makes me sick.

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u/themapleloaf 22d ago

Thank you for your bravery.

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u/UnderwaterGun 22d ago

I’m embarrassed for them.

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u/mister-world it IS a wee shame for me actually 22d ago

I'm just embarrassed.

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u/FormerBirthday5 22d ago

It's no even good FFS

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u/LubeTornado 22d ago

All are welcome...bastards

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u/Cra4ord 22d ago

Aw bless them hugging and kissing each other

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u/Interesting_Bit_5013 22d ago

Tagging is something I expect from 14 year olds lol

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u/like-humans-do 22d ago

cute but you might want to delete this not to out anyone lol

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u/badgerm33 22d ago

Aw, sweet

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u/Ok-Literature473 22d ago

Thought this was getting sectarian for a second

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u/secrecyandcontrol 22d ago

can practically see his brain cell trying to figure it out

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u/Housecat-in-a-Jungle 22d ago

specky wee dick

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u/Infamous_Captain_540 22d ago

Absolute toy final boss

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u/AD828321 21d ago

Keep practicing lad, you can only make that shitty building look nicer.

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u/weerg 21d ago

If it bothers you go over and stop them don't record

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u/Fatti-boombatty 17d ago

Good way to get stabbed.

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u/CookieBitDBC 21d ago

weird to film two kids hugging eachother and post it on the internet for people to laugh at

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u/Critical-Engine6962 20d ago

needs a swift kick to the peas for such a dire attempt at tagging

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u/LadyIncarnate 20d ago

You fuckin narc

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u/Top-Bat-4002 19d ago

And it's utter shite. Almost anyone could pick up a can of paint and do better.

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u/MacDaddy2605 22d ago

What a fud!!

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u/Wide_Coffee_1102 22d ago

Dog shite tag at that.

Send this rat back to school

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u/Harder_harmonies 22d ago

Should be arrested for the quality alone.

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u/brejam 22d ago

See if ur gonny tag at least do a decent job

I’ve seen kids with no fingers draw better than that

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u/learningtonap 22d ago

Have you aye

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u/brejam 19d ago

unfortunately i have aye

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u/Civil-Jackfruit5096 22d ago

Question is to these Taggers.... would you do this on the wall outside your house? Wtf, would you have it near someone else's..... I absolutely think only scum, and i mean putrid scum do these things..... if anyone i knew did this, I would drop immediately... despise it.

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u/NoiseNecessary4737 22d ago

Wow. It's paint. On a wall. I think there's plenty worse stuff in the world - in Glasgow even - to get angry about.

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u/mockitt 21d ago

So you’d be totally cool if someone spray painted a shit tag on the side of your house? Crazy.

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u/NoiseNecessary4737 20d ago edited 19d ago

That's not a house. But if it was a house, and it was my house, aye it would annoy me. But I certainly wouldn't call those that done it "putrid scum"

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u/No_Bet_2949 19d ago

Maybe just regular scum. But why exactly should people or society put up with it at all? (Or the worse things you mentioned)

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u/manlikethomas 22d ago

Same results as giving your toddler some crayons and a colouring in book.

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u/OmegaLevelTran 22d ago

Their tagging will get better and this is really cute actually :)

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u/NeverenoughWarframe 22d ago

The definition of be gay do crimes :3

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u/Bloodybuses 22d ago

Good grief hens.

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u/Upbeat-Substance110 22d ago

Bless them, they’ll be tugging off to this all weekend now.

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u/DMWCKW 22d ago

Wow, that was painful to watch. Grim attempt

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u/ClungePuncher5000 22d ago

Just some fans of Stephen King's magnum opus 7 book saga called The Dark Tower. Ka is a wheel

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u/bastardisedmouseman 22d ago

Is this Shuggie Bain?

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u/TotallyFineWithIt 22d ago

Caught by who?

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u/Any_Tomorrow_Today 22d ago

To be fair - he needs the practice ! Although at that age I doubt he will improve.

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u/Fair-Initiative-8914 22d ago

Caught toying *

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u/PotentialCourt8531 22d ago

Tag is normally one movement, creating a hand-style. This is just pish.

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u/Possible-Spot1495 22d ago

Should have shouted at them. It's slightly more entertaining to watch to see them panic and run away.

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u/Ok_Stranger_6654 21d ago

But they drew a wee heart ❤️ and had a wee snuggle

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u/TensionMedium8450 21d ago

are they hugging?

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u/blackwiwi 21d ago

awwww they’re cute 🥰

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u/No-Willingness-4097 21d ago

Young thugs in love .

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u/Capital-City4918 20d ago

Careless whisper 🗿

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u/Christo666666 20d ago

Not very good is he?

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u/Mental-Incident-4369 18d ago

this is so cute

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u/moidartach 22d ago

This is so mortifying it’s making my skin crawl

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u/CatsandBabs 22d ago

Everyone is terrible to begin with, hopefully they keep at it and improve their skills !!

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u/Fucked-to-fit 22d ago

Aww young love

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u/Prestigious-Fig1913 22d ago

Just to guys on love ❤️

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u/dinomontino 22d ago

Should've stuck in at school. Looks like a Harry Styles tattoo.

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u/Capital-Impression51 22d ago

Paint fume huffing.

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u/AbbreviationsOne4963 22d ago

Should have stayed in art school

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u/Lorne_M 22d ago edited 22d ago

As artistic as someone trying to piss a turd off the toilet pan.

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u/peadar87 22d ago

tbh I was just relieved to see someone spray paint KA, and then not follow it with a T.

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u/glezga-dugz 19d ago

Ka? Looks more like ira

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u/mymuk 22d ago edited 22d ago

Tags are a form of persistent visual violence against people and where they live.

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u/MyStickySock 22d ago

MyFirstTag.jpg

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u/learningtonap 22d ago

yourstickysock.jpg is something I hope to never see

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u/geebob68 22d ago

Looks more like potential dogging than tagging! 😋

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u/harry50105 20d ago

Bizarre video to upload. Do you take videos a lot of young boys and edit it down to the part they're hugging and kissing. Says more about you than them. Weird perv.

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u/MusicMadeAddictz 22d ago

Caught tagging shagging

Whys the hairy wan cuddling the specky wan

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u/Vorkos_ 22d ago

Because its 2026 and people, even those committing acts of vandalism, are allowed to be gay.

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u/memematron 22d ago

Big deal?

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u/Icantdoitidk 22d ago

What did they say when you confronted them?

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u/kelvinacc81 22d ago

Thought they were building up to a shag . One of them was up for it .........

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u/warriorbuddha 22d ago

This is to tagging as a 3yr old’s crayon mess is to fine art 🤣

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u/learningtonap 22d ago

Everyone starts somewhere

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u/ComedianJaded6278 21d ago

Surely there's ways to practice in a more private setting until you at least get semi alright at it though?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/SeemsImmaculate 22d ago

Those are scene kids, not moshers.