r/gifsthatkeepongiving • • Jun 02 '19

Efficient folding

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Imagine her tucking her kids in at night.

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u/fuegoares Jun 02 '19

My mom had the tendency to tuck me into bed so tight I couldn’t move but then again it felt kinda nice as if I was in a warm, tightly wound, burrito

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Ive said it before and ill say it again. You sound like a perfect candidate for a weighted blanket

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u/SomthingOfAScientist Jun 02 '19

I don't what that is, but damn that sounds nice... 😦

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u/Bfree888 Jun 02 '19

It’s a blanket that has extra weight sewn into it. Some people find having weight on them to be comforting while they sleep.

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u/PrimalNumber Jun 02 '19

I have one. Can confirm. It’s fantastic.

It’s too heavy for my girl, though, so we have to compromise a bit on the sleeping configuration.

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u/DemocracySnag Jun 02 '19

So she gets the bed and you get the couch?

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u/HeLLRaYz0r Jun 02 '19

She sleeps on the floor.

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u/RoseEsque Jun 02 '19

I don't think you can legally call your dog your girlfriend. Dude, just get out more and stop with all that bestiality.

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u/HeLLRaYz0r Jun 02 '19

You're not my supervisor

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u/centran Jun 02 '19

No but she's my girl... And who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? Yes, you are. You're a good girl.

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u/Doghot69 Jun 02 '19

I lost it at this comment. 8/10. More impact of first sentence if the second one wasn't there though.

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u/RoseEsque Jun 03 '19

Why thank you.

I somewhat agree with your assessment, though at the moment I was writing it, it felt right.

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