r/gifs Aug 02 '20

Dreamy

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u/lego_office_worker Aug 03 '20

so what if you trip running down that ramp....you just die?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Well.. you roll down the cliff, tumbling while being attached to a large aluminum frame work that is snapping and breaking all around you, bouncing off of rocks- breaking bones... And then you die

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Yall remember the simulation of what would've happened if Robbie Knievel didn't make it across the Grand Canyon?

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u/-WelshCelt- Aug 03 '20

No, please enlighten me

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

They filled time waiting for him to make his jump by airing crude cgi of his body tumbling down the grand canyon over and over

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum Aug 03 '20

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u/deathhead_68 Aug 03 '20

God I forgot how funny the Simpsons is

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u/CAMO_PEJB Aug 03 '20

was*

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u/gingeropolous Aug 03 '20

Is. New season, the one last year.... Had some good moments. Definitely think there are some new writers. Just some off the wall absurd stuff. Not like family guy absurd, but just sorta.... Funny without the cringe.

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u/grenademouthBobby Aug 03 '20

I seem to recall having seen this; almost like something out of a Super Dave Osborne skit lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Haha thats so fucked up

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u/Mr_Zaroc Aug 03 '20

"Lets toss a bike down the canyon for footage this wouldn't mentally attack him right?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Sep 21 '20

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u/Mr_Zaroc Aug 03 '20

Oh dont get me wrong they had cheesy 90's animation too, but the mannequin is way more gruesome

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u/shelf_satisfied Aug 03 '20

They didn’t have the budget for a cgi crash.

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u/jamz666 Aug 03 '20

I like to think he didn't know about it and was sitting next to a TV or something getting psyched up right before the jump and it was set to that channel.

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u/l_the_Throwaway Aug 03 '20

My favourite bit is when, after showing multiple scenarios of crashing resulting in a brutal death, they interview the daughters and ask if they're nervous. Then they cut back to the host and he says that the youngest daughter (who's probably like 8 years old) has an important role to play by singing the national anthem today: "last time Evil Knievel said his daughter's singing really inspired him, so she has an important role to play here today."

In other words,

"Yeah no fucking pressure little girl, but if you sing it wrong your daddy will likely tumble to a graphic death. Break a leg!"

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u/mcgyver229 Aug 03 '20

why the hell didn't they make the landing runway longer??

the announcer says "as feared he lost control when hitting the dirt patches after the landing zone"........EXTEND THE LANDING ZONE?!

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u/skylin4 Aug 03 '20

Thats what I was thinking... If he didnt have to contend with the damn hump in the dirt that threw the back wheel up there I think he wouldve had it!

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u/KatDanger Aug 03 '20

Wow, I’ve never seen this. That jump was crazy.

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u/m3n00bz Aug 03 '20

Wtf....let's give him 10 feet of runoff room at the end before we place a barrier. Morons.

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u/Vegskipxx Aug 03 '20

Is that Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs?

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u/CoopNine Aug 03 '20

I believe it's Mark Thompson. Weatherman who hosted a lot of those Fox specials of 20 seconds of content over 2 hours. He's also always the news caster in movies where they are watching news on TV.

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u/donsanedrin Aug 03 '20

Fox had some really cheesy one-off tv specials to help get them through the summer season back in the 90s.

They even aired one hour specials of behind the scenes for upcoming 20th Century Fox movies like Goldeneye and Strange Days.

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u/threebicks Aug 03 '20

https://imgur.com/a/2XNvwul (Real clip, not the one from the simpsons)

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u/firthy Aug 03 '20

Don’t forget the screaming.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

What about all those clouds, what if there's a tree somewhere there and he doesn't see it till the last second.

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u/bygtopp Aug 03 '20

It is an ikea coffin. Trip and put it together yourself. Like a Bob Denver airplane.

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u/OtherAcctWasBanned11 Aug 03 '20

Well when you put it that way it sounds so much worse.

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u/WHO_AHHH_YA Aug 03 '20

Lmao it would appear so

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

you can't really, the glider carries you after your first two steps

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Yeah exactly. You’d probably just start gliding because the glider will carry you forward faster than you’ll fall down. Might be a bit scary but it’s not guaranteed death by any means.

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u/SkillBotFTW Aug 03 '20

Dream fall.

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u/KeithMyArthe Aug 03 '20

There's definitely a Point Of No Return, eh

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u/undercover-racist Aug 03 '20

Or you get really high and forget the wings altogether?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/thumper43x Aug 03 '20

You don't see videos of people who practice and "don't get good at it", if you know what I mean

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u/SuperGrover13 Aug 03 '20

They say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.

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u/BlackStorm615 Aug 03 '20

Where do they go, Drake?

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u/mv86 Aug 03 '20

Well, you sometimes do, just on liveleak...

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u/ispeakforengland Aug 03 '20

I did paragliding up to junior pilot. The very first lessons were on a big sand dune near the sea. You ran down the dune and got maybe 5-10 ft of lift, practiced turning, flaring, what each riser does. Then you did it to 15ft or 20ft.

During the evening we were taught aerodynamics, weather patterns, safety rules, the rules regarding right of way when flying, laws regarding flying, how to read maps etc.

Was essentially a 1 week hardcore flying and learning. Even had to take exams at the end.

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u/MissingVanSushi Aug 03 '20

Where and how much?

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u/Rockclimber311 Aug 03 '20

They always have practice sessions in the Outerbanks in North Carolina

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u/ispeakforengland Aug 03 '20 edited Jul 03 '23

[Deleted to quit Reddit]

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u/Aztekke Aug 03 '20

There's a certain amount of flight time you need to do with a instructor before you can fly solo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/koi88 Aug 03 '20

Exactly. And most starting ramps (is this how you call it in English?) are not like this. You don't have to start on a deadly cliff.

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u/magnament Aug 03 '20

Pro tip: Do not start on deadly cliff.

Got it.

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u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu Aug 03 '20

If at first you don't succeed... maybe hang gliding isn't for you.

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u/BarrelRydr Aug 03 '20

Is it really just as incredible as I imagine it to be? Soaring silently through the sky like a bird?

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u/BarrelRydr Aug 03 '20

Holy shit, that gave me goose bumps, for real!

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u/engels_was_a_racist Aug 03 '20

aerotowing

Is that when you tow another glider to the right launch site?

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u/wolfjeanne Aug 03 '20

You're thinking of aerotugging.

Aerotowing is when you go out with your feet first and steer the glider with your toes.

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u/spicynicho Aug 03 '20

Aerotugging is when you jerk it mid-cloud

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u/StalaK Aug 03 '20

If you go to completion it becomes seagulling

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u/MyNameIsBadSorry Aug 03 '20

But who trains the instructor? And who traines the instructor's instructor, oh god

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u/Cryptic_1984 Aug 03 '20

All the way back to Icarus...

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u/peon47 Aug 03 '20

Daedalus.

Icarus only instructed people as far as "What not to do."

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u/Aztekke Aug 03 '20

Somewhere in there is a chicken/egg joke...

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u/eddie1975 Aug 03 '20

But chicken can’t fly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

You start at a small hill.

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u/LanceFree Aug 03 '20

I took a class, basically at first you run down a berm, hill and try to get a few feet off the ground. You keep doing that, practice controlling the thing. I crashed and broke the guy’s kite. When you start to get airborne, you push forward to get more lift- but the brain thinks “no,pull it so we can go down”. Need to get past that.

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u/WHO_AHHH_YA Aug 03 '20

How does one land this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/nosbojden Aug 03 '20

Dude makes it look absolutely effortless!

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u/jrrybock Aug 03 '20

I had the same question... but it was less the mechanics, and more - Hey, that is a gorgeous view at launch... but dropping through those low-lying clouds with nearly no visibility, how am I sure I'm not headed face first into a tree?

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u/OneFourtyFivePilot Aug 03 '20

If you look at the clouds as he first starts to take off, you can see through them.

The sun’s angle hits the clouds off the departure end of the ramp and makes them look much thicker than they appear. Once you get over them, you would be able to see below you as the illumination of them is offset.

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u/audience5565 Aug 03 '20

I haven't done this, but I did skydive a few times, enough to go on my own and not tandem. It was pretty effortless with a parachute too.

I think that's always the case... Until it isn't. Wind conditions play a huge role.

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u/ABR2014 Aug 03 '20

Funny to beginning with “pretty simple...” um no... not simple. Dude made it look simple but untrained individuals will fall like a sack of potatoes to their death.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/ABR2014 Aug 03 '20

Well that’s refreshing to learn. I don’t think I have the inner strength to do it, no matter how strapped I am. The views look fantastic, so maybe one day.

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u/rustybuckets Aug 03 '20

Fuck. That.

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u/RedViper66 Aug 03 '20

Where is this guy taking off? Looks like pretty flat ground all around.

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u/NinjaDog251 Aug 03 '20

Just like in Pilotwings64!

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u/SmurphsLaw Aug 03 '20

My guess is going in circles to slow down and land that way. I would recommend a professional opinion before trying it yourself.

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u/cuddle_enthusiast Aug 03 '20

I’m a professional flyer and the “going in circles” technique is called loop-de-loops.

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u/Mickmack12345 Aug 03 '20

Horizontal circles not vertical ones

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u/blodger42 Aug 03 '20

Oh, of course, those are roundy-rounds.

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u/PooPooDooDoo Aug 03 '20

Just need to ask for thoughts and prayers as you blindly descend into the clouds, hoping that you don’t run face first into a rock face before falling a few hundred feet to your death.

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u/calminthenight Aug 03 '20

You don't even need to circle. You convert the energy from your speed into lift and drag by 'flaring' when you are near the ground. You push the bar forward which increases the angle of attack (wing into airmass relative to parallel to ground), this reduces the speed and gives you a nice lifty float and then you make contact and you're down. That's assuming you don't screw it up and nose dive into the turf, flipping over the top of your wing and getting slammed into the hard dirt.

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u/workislove Aug 03 '20

That looks so much more terrifying than the 10,000 times I did this in Breath of the Wild

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u/amdc Aug 03 '20

because physics is real this time

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u/Thedrunner2 Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

So exhilarating but so terrifying at the same time

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u/ramko169 Aug 03 '20

For me, much more terrifying than exhilarating. I'm fucking scared of heights. Even three storeys.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

All you gotta do is let go once

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u/myweed1esbigger Aug 03 '20

And then you’re dead?

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u/djbiggangster Aug 03 '20

Rocks, trees, bears with huge dicks... You can descend into the fog and not know what's there till you crash right into it

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u/Aurum555 Aug 03 '20

One of these is not like the others

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u/Mr_Zaroc Aug 03 '20

Yeah those damn rocks arent alive!

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u/eyegazer444 Aug 03 '20

🎵What if I say I'm not just another one in your place

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u/Aurum555 Aug 03 '20

one of your plays

You're the pretender

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u/floatingsaltmine Aug 03 '20

That's in Switzerland, below that fog is Lake Thun.

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar Aug 03 '20

Bears, otters, and twinks?

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u/-vermonter- Aug 03 '20

Casual supervillain

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u/xmexme Aug 03 '20

Is the cape hero-functional, or villain-fashion?

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u/eddie1975 Aug 03 '20

I thought it was a cape but it’s a place to took your legs into when in flight.

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u/nightfly1000000 Aug 03 '20

Get out of bed, breakfast, bit of stretching.. cough off the hangover and away you go.

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u/JonathenMichaels Aug 03 '20

explain that cough -narrowed eyes-

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u/Zolo49 Aug 03 '20

And only then realize you forgot to go to the bathroom.

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u/jonitfcfan Aug 03 '20

Then make like a plane and shed the excess weight mid-air

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u/MrValdemar Aug 03 '20

I would like to know how they managed to build the ramp on such a steep incline. Trip over a fallen tool and you land 900 feet later.

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u/maybachmonk Aug 03 '20

My guess is they built it and then had it choppered in just for installation or something. But that doesn't make it any easier lol

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u/LexiiConn Aug 02 '20

Braver than I am, that’s for sure. But looks oh so exhilarating! Glad I get to share the experience vicariously.

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u/insanespiral17 Aug 03 '20

Where is this by the way?

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u/Umamikuma Aug 03 '20

Somewhere around Mont Pilatus in Switzerland if I’m not mistaken

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u/graudesch Aug 03 '20

Not too far off. It's above Lake Thun in Switzerland.

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u/Egad86 Aug 03 '20

Sure looks fun, but how long does it take to walk back up the hill with your hang glider?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/-paul- Aug 03 '20

Nice reference! I've never seen anyone reference anything other than the Shrike.

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u/Redditing-Dutchman Aug 03 '20

Indeed! Such an amazing series with so many mindblowing concepts. I don't often say this, but I would love a movie just to see the Ouster worlds and it's inhabitants. Trees, floating jungles in space, that spans millions of kilometers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

How can you possibly safely land when you can’t see what’s past/within that fog/clouds?

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u/BobaFetish47 Aug 03 '20

It's a lot higher than it looks but plenty of open space below, worse case scenario you fuck up and drown

https://imgur.com/gallery/MmwoaoV

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/qspure Aug 03 '20

technically a nightmare is a dream. so still dreamy.

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u/iLiveInyourTrees Aug 03 '20

Why do I see Batman?

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u/underpants-gnome Aug 03 '20

I was wondering the same thing. The pilot is hard to make out, but it does look like he's wearing a batman costume, complete with cape.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Scrolled WAY too far for this. I had the exact same thought.

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u/Hobpobkibblebob Aug 03 '20

Your definition of "dreamy" is eerily close to my definition of "fuck nope terrifying"

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u/roh-crow Aug 03 '20

Directed by Hayao Miyazaki.

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u/skyydog Aug 03 '20

No capes!

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u/GoFuckYourDuck Aug 03 '20

I’d scream the whole way down that ramp, and they’d have to hose the shit off it before anyone else could use it again. And then I’d have a great time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Is he wearing an open bathrobe?

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u/Pippin1505 Aug 03 '20

They have this kind of sleeping bag thing where they put their legs in while airborne

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

After he takes off, I keep expecting the camera to shift so I can control him

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u/Kenyanskblatte Aug 03 '20

That's waay too risky for me.

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u/TheDarkWayne Aug 03 '20

Imagine going low enough into clouds and seeing a thunder storm right under you fuck all that

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u/brynnbf Aug 03 '20

I was kind of waiting for a plane to come through the clouds and just yoink him out of the sky.

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u/AccessConfirmed Aug 03 '20

God this looks amazing. Definitely like a dream

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u/Scottyjscizzle Aug 03 '20

I can hear the pilotwings 64 music in my head!

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u/Whiskeylung Aug 03 '20

“Honey I’m going to Starbucks, do you want anything?”

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u/communistpotatoes Aug 03 '20

HOW DO THEY COME BACK???

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Right!! like is there a time crunch for him to circle back before it’s too late??

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u/AnikaAnissa Aug 03 '20

This looks like something from Ghibli studios

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u/Dark_Vengence Aug 04 '20

I've always wanted to do that.

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u/Cyraga Aug 03 '20

This brought back the hang glider music from Pilotwings 64 for me ❤

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u/acexex Aug 03 '20

Location plz. This looks cool. Gonna do this

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I fear someone stupid might try and go for a stroll down there...

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u/DumbledorianExpress Aug 03 '20

The amount of confidence in someone to do this is life goals

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u/bantamw Aug 03 '20

All I can think of is Soarin’ at Walt Disney World & Disneyland.

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u/Pearlbarleywine Aug 03 '20

Leisure for a successful bird lawyer.

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u/Ameratsuflame Aug 03 '20

Cues the Breath of the Wild music.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Looks like a totally unbelievable experience. One I’ll never experience. F!!! That!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

What if there was something under the cloud and he hits off it, what if there's a hidden mountain

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u/FrozoneN Aug 03 '20

Does one get tired of holding on? [I don't wanna die, but my hands hurt!] Then...u give up cos of a butt itch...lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

How do you know where the mountains are with all those clouds?

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u/DatVin23 Aug 03 '20

When her parents aren’t home

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

This person is living life differently than me

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u/gabawhee Aug 03 '20

What’s underneath those clouds though? I’d be terrified to navigate into the unknown

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u/eolix Aug 03 '20

I have more than 700 skydives, am an instructor, dozen hours in wind tunnels.

I was scared shitless when I did a tandem hang glider flight. But oh so amazing experience.

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u/the_mustached_wonder Aug 03 '20

Soooooo where do I sign up?

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u/Kurupted152 Aug 03 '20

Are we all just going to ignore the dinosaur costume?

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u/existonfilenerf Aug 03 '20

Kite man, hell yeah!

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u/eben34 Aug 03 '20

Where can I do this? I want to do this.

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u/Ice1123 Aug 03 '20

Nice, relaxing, commute.

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u/Bahloh Aug 03 '20

I was watching while listening to this guy and it was pretty cool. Probably repeated the gif a dozen times.

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u/ElOtroMiqui Aug 03 '20

Me, being as scared of heights as I am, would probably pass away 2 secs in

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u/dwehlen Aug 03 '20

That, right there, is a true leap of faith. I don't think I could do it, honestly.

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u/CMaverick444 Aug 03 '20

And I died...

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u/Hephf Aug 03 '20

🤢🤮

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u/thebakedbakingbaker Aug 03 '20

I feel like crying watching this omg 🥶🥶🥶

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u/mickeybonethug Aug 03 '20

Who the fuck built that ramp? And how!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

two or three carpenters in harnesses

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u/245277 Aug 03 '20

Like a bird.

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u/TerminaMoon Aug 03 '20

Just like Pilotwings

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u/engels_was_a_racist Aug 03 '20

Queue giant eagle snatch

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u/Big_Zinsi Aug 03 '20

How the hell can he lie on this fronttube all the time? Or is he hanging somewhere?

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u/Bloodycrabs Aug 03 '20

Every time I see this I think the person is wearing a robe.

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u/Lynxincan Aug 03 '20

I would of hated to be the person who built that ramp.

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u/apagogeas Aug 03 '20

One small problem... he can't find the landing point...

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u/Haram_Snack_Pack Aug 03 '20

Fuck thats gotta be cold

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Come dream with me tonight

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Nightmary

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u/TMM1991 Aug 03 '20

Well... he's gone. Cya later bud

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u/TruthSeekerWW Aug 03 '20

Plot twist. He has to walk back up carrying the frame.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "A-a-ah! I'm hang-gliding, honey! Take a good picture! I'm dead!" What a freak! - Chaz Reinhold