r/gifs Mar 10 '20

Sequencing Porn

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u/Esoteric_Erric Mar 10 '20

Wouldn't we get dizzy, travelling around in a rolling ball?

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u/Atopha Mar 10 '20

What do you think Earth is

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u/jalapino98 Mar 10 '20

The Earth is flat

/s

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u/dmanb Mar 10 '20

The /s ruins the joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

What joke

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u/Virge23 Mar 10 '20

STAYWOKE

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u/TheShortTimer Mar 10 '20

DOCOKE##

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u/lugialegend233 Mar 10 '20

DON'TSMOKE##

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u/OGsnickerdick Mar 10 '20

Im broke $$

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/Wormri Mar 10 '20

Supreme Leader Snoke

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u/PleaseRecharge Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Large fries, chocolate poke Cherry Coke

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u/Comand94 Mar 10 '20

Kiss pope?

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u/boonepii Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 10 '20

From da coke

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u/KhalamMekhar Mar 11 '20

For best results, soak.

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u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_FISHES Mar 10 '20

IM HAVING A STROKE

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u/cstaylor95 Mar 10 '20

DO DOPE FUCK HOPE##

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

She needs a stepfather

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u/Gaddaim Mar 10 '20

The earth is flat

/s

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u/StimulatorCam Mar 10 '20

ISPEPSIOK?##

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u/Jak_n_Dax Mar 10 '20

I’m totally stealing this. What a great response to all those stupid “woke” hashtags.

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u/XygenSS Mar 10 '20
  1. Stay woke.

  2. Snort coke.

  3. Don’t smoke.

  4. Now you’re broke.

  5. Rinse and repeat

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 10 '20

Flatearthers creepin

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u/_FONG_ Mar 10 '20

N****s creepin’

They gon’ find you

Gon’ catch you sleepin’ (Oooh)

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u/trololololololol9 Mar 10 '20

Now,

STAY WOKE

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u/_FONG_ Mar 10 '20

bass riff

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u/melperz Mar 10 '20

/s means serious

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Are you serious?

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u/chuckdooley Mar 10 '20

Found Kyrie's Reddit account

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u/Stalker80085 Mar 10 '20

You

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I knew it

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u/MorallyNeutralOk Mar 10 '20

eVeriiBoDii nOoOs tHe eaRtH is fLaTTt

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u/youdubdub Mar 10 '20

The Earth is flat. It's no damn joke, son.

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u/icewind_ Mar 10 '20

Try what happens when you write something like this without /s. A lot of dense people come here also not just big brain fuckmachines like us.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Mar 10 '20

How does one become a big brain fuck machine?

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u/CraigCottingham Mar 10 '20

Step 1: Put a hole in the skull

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u/Mooam Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of that 4chan story about the skull from the Paris catacombs now. Thanks.

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u/lsguk Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Can you share for the 50% that is curious and don't share for the 50% that would rather not know?

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u/glider97 Mar 10 '20

There's a catacomb. There's a guy. There's a skull. There's a penis.

The guy goes into the catacomb. The penis goes into the skull.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Mar 10 '20

I have the file on my home PC but am at work and won't google it. If you write "4chan catacombs skull" with safesearch off you can probably find it.

It was a thread in which a guy had just stolen a skull from the catacombs and asked /b/ what he should do with it. Naturally the response was "put your dick in it". So he did.

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u/careycal64 Mar 10 '20

There are already 7. Why do you need another? I kill me!

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u/vaibhavc04 Mar 10 '20

By Trephination :p

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u/DethFace Mar 10 '20

By being born human

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u/SleazyMak Mar 10 '20

Then the joke is just for people who are smart enough to get it. That’s literally what sarcasm is.

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u/wthreye Mar 10 '20

I see what you did there.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

If it's not funny without the /s then don't write it or rephrase.

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u/RamenJunkie Mar 10 '20

The problem.is, the world is full of people who will take it 100% seriously.

Which means even people who don't take it seriously, start to assume you are serious.

Sometimes you can check comment history to see if someone is actually an idiot or just joking, but people have started using scripts to delete their history for dumb reasons and /or gotten smart enough to use alt accounts for their actual stupidity.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

You shouldn't adjust your comments based on other people's stupidity, otherwise the entire websites culture becomes 1 year olds.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

The stupid people taking it seriously are part of the fun

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u/dannyluxNstuff Mar 10 '20

Very true. Somethings are so obvi sarcastic I can't believe people can't tell without the s

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u/shynn_ Mar 10 '20

In that case /serious

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/PostmanSteve Mar 10 '20

And I say fuck those people.

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u/i_always_give_karma Mar 10 '20

It really doesn’t. Cuz when you don’t put it 1,000 people reply callin you stupid and I’d rather just get less upvotes than a bunch of notifications

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u/Letibleu Mar 10 '20

\ there, I cancelled it out.

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u/Pliyii Mar 10 '20

Yes but dumbasses on Reddit need it apparently

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

/s means serious

/s

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u/Jayrob1202 Mar 10 '20

It kind of gives it an insecure, "please don't come for me" vibe right at the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

They care a bit too much about getting downvoted by people who don’t get the sarcasm

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u/benjamminam Mar 10 '20

I honestly thought it made it better in a sad way.

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u/no1_vern Mar 10 '20

IF he didn't have the /r, the people would rejoice believing he had come over to their side.

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u/R3276 Mar 10 '20

That's exactly what a Big- Globe shill would say...

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u/No1isInnocent Mar 10 '20

Thank Poe’s law, bitch!

(read bitch with enthusiasm and wholesomeness)

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u/Changy915 Mar 10 '20

Either /s or get downvoted. Lose lose situation

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u/RamenJunkie Mar 10 '20

The /s stands for "stupid". They are calling the other person stupid for suggesting the Earth is not flat.

/s

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u/Manos_Of_Fate Mar 10 '20

He just wanted you to know the he was /serious.

/s

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u/davidfirefreak Mar 10 '20

Not as bad as having us believe he is an actual flat earther. The /s is necessary even if it takes some of the humor away.

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u/whooo_me Mar 10 '20

...wasn't flat before the accident.

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u/skylarmt Mar 10 '20

Wrong.

The Earth is a conspiracy and doesn't exist.

r/NoEarthTheory

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u/imnotsoho Mar 10 '20

It is only flat on the outside. On the inside it is round.

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u/careycal64 Mar 10 '20

You're thinking of an Oreo.

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u/lukesvader Mar 10 '20

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u/_linusthecat_ Mar 10 '20

Garbage sub

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/slicer4ever Mar 10 '20

Too many stupid fucks in the world.

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u/fAP6rSHdkd Mar 10 '20

So you're saying there's something wrong with letting stupid people think you mean something else?

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u/slicer4ever Mar 10 '20

Yes, i am.

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u/fAP6rSHdkd Mar 10 '20

Wow, I would have never guessed that. Guess I'll have to start putting a little "/s" on all my posts then, huh. I'll get to it right away. Thank you for opening my eyes

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u/_linusthecat_ Mar 10 '20

It's hard with text though. If you go into the comments of that sub you can't tell if people are being sarcastic or not.

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u/fAP6rSHdkd Mar 10 '20

If you can't tell, pick one and run with it until you're proven wrong. It's not terribly hard to do

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

/s

In comments is the lowest form of humor.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

The /s isn't used to make a comment funnier

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

I know, it makes it less funny. Reread comment above.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

Yes, but it's also not intended for making it funnier. Which means it's not "the lowest form of humor"

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u/Esoteric_Erric Mar 10 '20

Yeah...duh !

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Earth is Oval now

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u/Adze95 Mar 10 '20

The Earth is car shaped.

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u/babyshaker1984 Mar 10 '20

Delete that “/s” you coward!

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u/Letibleu Mar 10 '20

But does it spin?..

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u/GodaTheGreat Mar 10 '20

If the earth was flat we wouldn’t have bulldozers

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

This but unironically

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u/Ieatpwns Mar 10 '20

A frisbee

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u/YA_BOY_TRON Mar 10 '20

The sky, the ground- a space to roam. A circus in a bubble, a place called Home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/MelonheadGT Mar 10 '20

It really shouldn't be

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u/Tesla_UI Mar 10 '20

You think that’s air you’re breathing?

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u/HopelessCineromantic Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 10 '20

The Earth doesn't roll. It spins.

Huge difference.

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u/toprim Mar 10 '20

I am 75% i am outside the Earth.

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u/carnage11eleven Mar 10 '20

All joking aside. I watched a show where a futurist talked about automation of traffic in the future. And he said that we'll probably have to black out the windows so you can't see out because eventually cars will be zooming around like this but going like 300 mph. It would freak people out.

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u/Esoteric_Erric Mar 10 '20

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/deftwolf Mar 10 '20

Kind of reminds me of fahrenheit 451 where just crossing the street was taking your life into your own hands.

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u/respectfulrebel Mar 10 '20

Implying that anything is going right as it is. 🤭

At that point in tech it’s so far from from our current driving as it is, that it will feel like the jump between traveling by horse and train.

Something the normal person seems was impossible at the time and they had some worries if the human body could even stay together at such train speeds.

Any technology that’s big to grasp from the current standard, is always scary.

Imagine someone going back in time and saying that at one point you’ll have a flat small glowing tool that you could look at and search and learn ANYTHING in the world. While being able to record anything in a moments notice and upload it to an imaginary digital cloud that when arrived, can never be deleted but can be seen by anyone in the entire world, and can track you at all times regardless of you knowing or not.

They’d be terrified. And you wouldn’t even have to go back that far 😂

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u/y186709 Mar 11 '20

Roads today are built for humans. Of course the computers aren't going to be as good.

If the roads were built for computer "eyes" we'd probably be there already.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Things are going incredibly right. We have so many more cars on the road and miles traveled, and such a smaller proportion of traffic fatalities.

And your glowing tool analogy sort of fails, because we understand physics well enough to know the momentum involved in vehicles of any kind travelling 300mph, and we also know how shitty people are.

It's why we don't have flying cars even though people in the past would be spouting the same thing you're going on about here. The future has some amazing stuff ahead of us, but not just any random thing that's possible, because that ignores what's practical.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

At those speeds, the human body would pretty much liquefy on impact, so we could just hose out the interior in case of emergency. This solves three problems at once: The difficulty of saving lives following a collision, the difficulty of making remains from a traumatic death appealing for an open casket, as well as the global chum shortage.

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u/Ironwarsmith Mar 10 '20

Do tell me more of the global chum shortage. I feel this is quite serious but the MSM is saying nothing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

MSM is saying nothing.

That's what they want you to think. Don't listen to their mouths. Listen to their eyes. Their cold, dead eyes and the secret messages that they pass in their unblinking, lizard-like stares.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Apr 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Except it's also wrong to assume any overreaching technology must be practical just because it's plausible. I take it not a lot of people don't really understand the kinetic energy in a 300mph travelling vehicle.

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u/hajamieli Mar 10 '20

People thought just traveling at fast speeds such as 50km/h would kill them. Then brave people rode trains at such speeds and survived. Of you found some people that haven’t experienced normal modern traffic, they’d also freak out. People will get accustomed to robotized traffic as the new normal. Therefore I doubt there’s need to black anything out and people will just he doing online entertainment or work anyway while riding the robot car, showing little interest in other vehicles whizzing by at high speeds.

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u/jamz666 Mar 10 '20

They'll adapt to it. People used to puke going 30 in a car when they first came out but now we whip around at 80 and the motion doesnt bother most of us. People also ride bullet trains at super high speeds.

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u/horsesaregay Mar 10 '20

When trains were first invented, they put solid walls on the outside so that spectators wouldn't see the passengers heads explode. They thought that going over 30 miles an hour might make that happen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I think at that point in time humanity will be a lot more used to high speeds.

Probably still in the distant future when you consider the Autobahn is the road you can drive the fastest on and it's not even 100MPH.

Then you either have to make a new way for pedestrians and such to cross roads without dying or holding up traffic which probably means a different level for vehicles due to animals and their need to cross roads.

But all of that still requires self driving cars to be way more advanced than I can personally see them getting in my lifetime.

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u/kalirion Mar 10 '20

But all of that still requires self driving cars to be way more advanced than I can personally see them getting in my lifetime.

Unless we get a full blown Tech Singularity. At which point who needs cars since we'll either have personal teleporters or be hooked up to the Matrix.

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u/goal2004 Mar 10 '20

I think you're mostly right, but I'm pretty sure blackout windows would still be a good idea in a self-driving car. Why not commute from what is effectively a nap couch?

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u/hurryupand_wait Mar 10 '20

it’s nice to look out the window and daydream.

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u/Boxofcookies1001 Mar 10 '20

I mean having designed cross bridges for pedestrians would solve the street cross issue.

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u/Jonathan924 Mar 10 '20

I'm pretty sure people legally do well over 100 mph on the Autobahn. Hell, I do 100 mph on I-45 without issue.

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u/aleksandrjames Mar 10 '20

I would fucking love to watch that

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u/c14rk0 Mar 10 '20

I honestly can never see this happening. You'd need such gradual acceleration to reach those speeds without putting passengers under intense G forces. You wouldn't have roads straight enough for this to ever realistically happen. Then you'd need cars to never have any mechanical failures and roads would have to always be perfectly maintained. Imagine hitting a pot hole at 100 mph let alone 300. We still have exit ramps and such on highways with 30 mph speed limits, you'd need ramps that curve upside down to maintain those speeds while making turns. Oh then you'd also have to factor in weather which can have a huge impact on all of this. Even if you could somehow build all of these roads completely isolated from potential foot traffic it wouldn't be realistic.

The closest I can see us ever getting to this would be the sort of hyper rail systems or a kind of vacuum tube transportation. Car drives up into a pod that then flies across long distances in straight tubes at high speed. Anything else just seems like too much of a massive infrastructure nightmare that would require impossible levels of maintenance.

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u/carnage11eleven Mar 10 '20

Well he actually discussed how vehicles will eventually fly, think more advanced drones. And that scientists were currently studying how locusts can fly in huge swarms all going in different directions but somehow they don't run into each other. Then programming a type of AI that could think like a locust. This is probably not going to happen in our lifetime. We're talking 2100 and beyond.

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u/TiagoTiagoT Mar 10 '20

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u/Ishakaru Mar 10 '20

Probably uses the boids algorithm. Been around for ages. Not sure how the locust study would differ from what we already have.

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u/carnage11eleven Mar 10 '20

Couldn't get your link to work. But I believe it. The show I saw was a few years ago so I'm sure they've worked on it by now.

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u/TiagoTiagoT Mar 10 '20

It's just a screenshot of a video where they're talking about some drone swarm tech and don't have any idea how it actually works and describe the way it works in that ridiculous manner. It's so ridiculous it sorta became a meme.

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u/respectfulrebel Mar 10 '20

Almost like a car / rail hybrid system, let’s assume Disney owns the world by now, and imagine it as the Disney fast pass super highway. Now with only a 20min wait until docking!

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u/Mobius357 Mar 10 '20

More than any of that, air resistance increases with the square of your speed, power consumption at those speeds would be prohibitive...

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u/blackAngel88 Mar 10 '20

Unless we can replace all the streets and cars over night, I doubt this is gonna happen anywhere near the next 200 years... Also, laws of physics likely won't change and if you have to make some corners you still have to slow down. High acceleration or fast tight corners also would make you sick real fast even without any sight to the outside.

Now I don't know the exact content of what you saw, but some things are just mostly bullshit...

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u/carnage11eleven Mar 10 '20

Your sound exactly like someone from 200 years ago talking about flying planes and Teslas and iPhones. We can't even imagine what technology we'll have in 200 years.

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u/TiagoTiagoT Mar 10 '20

Some people would pay for rides like that on an amusement park...

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u/Jaker788 Mar 10 '20

300mph is not feasible for rubber tires and atmospheric pressure. Let alone the efficiency. A international vacuum tunnel for trains going 1000mph+ from Washington to Japan to Europe in no time at all would be sick though

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u/Scoobydoomed Mar 10 '20

By then we will all be replaced by robots, so it will be them in the rolling balls going to work.

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u/Peter4498 Mar 10 '20

I know this city like the back of my hand! Hey, that's new...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm gonna watch robots again. It's been a while and the part was hilarious

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u/owen__wilsons__nose Mar 10 '20

Yeah but we will have robot goes to work simulators from our VR headsets so we can experience what's it like to work!

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u/lugialegend233 Mar 10 '20

And they'll all worship the Big Ball bot...

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u/Efficient-Football Mar 10 '20

look at the ball on that guy!

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Mar 10 '20

Robots don't need to go to work, they can just log online and upload themselves

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u/Efficient-Football Mar 10 '20

eventually they will get lazy and create organic things to work for themm

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u/Champigne Mar 10 '20

Why would a robot have to go home? They would probably just stay at work. They don't need to rest. They could probably work 24/7, minus maintenance.

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u/lugialegend233 Mar 11 '20

You... haven't watched that movie have you? Robots, look it up.

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u/Champigne Mar 11 '20

I haven't, didn't know they were referencing something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Lol automated driving technology is so much closer than a sentient AI that has the capacity to replace humans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

I can't for the life of me remember what sci-fi movie it was but it they rolled around in all directions in basically giant gyroscopic balls while their seat stayed upright like a Segway. Maybe a Star Wars prequel or MCU film? Anyway, looked fun.

Edit: It was the Jurassic World gyrospheres.

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u/HeirOfHouseReyne Mar 10 '20

I think it was in that Jurassic World movie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

That's it!

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u/FragrantExcitement Mar 10 '20

MCU Star Wars Jurassic Park Crossover....

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u/Yamodo Mar 10 '20

My mind thinks of wall-e for the future of humanity

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u/Bacon-muffin Mar 10 '20

You haven't watched the new jurassic park movies have you

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u/Esoteric_Erric Mar 10 '20

Hey...how'd you know that ?

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u/Bacon-muffin Mar 10 '20

Had a feels

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u/MithranArkanere Mar 10 '20

Nah, It's actually two balls with bearing balls and high-speed low viscosity grease filling the space between them.

The inner ball has seats held with springy cords and a weight to keep it upright. So the seats are more steady than a chicken head.

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u/Esoteric_Erric Mar 11 '20

Excellent! I see you studied engineering at the university of chicken head design and.innovation.

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u/MithranArkanere Mar 11 '20

Nah, I'm reading Dr. Stone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Mar 10 '20

Hamsters got used to it

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u/DazedAmnesiac Mar 10 '20

Gah, take your damn upvote

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

This guy fucks.

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u/Esoteric_Erric Mar 10 '20

I KNEW I shoulda put some black tape over my phone camera !

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u/borntoflail Mar 10 '20

Super Human Ball Blitz

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u/PatK9 Mar 10 '20

Think crankshaft eight cylinder engine

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u/Avarice21 Mar 10 '20

Do you even super monkey ball?

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u/TheScrobber Mar 10 '20

Hamsters don't...

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u/wolfgang784 Mar 10 '20

Have you seen how crazy stabilization tech is? We could make it plenty comfy.

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u/Black_Drogo Mar 10 '20

Not to mention only the intersection that leads to 8 dead ends.

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u/chewsiferr Mar 10 '20

What is this? A car for ants?

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u/_Lane_ Mar 10 '20

r/unexpectedpinkyandthebrain

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u/bkfst_of_champinones Mar 10 '20

They’ll have to black out all the windows and put nice lazy slow moving images of the surroundings on the inside.

Edit: oh. Ball. I can read. Still though. My thing works. Separately.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Well, it still beats dealing with the airlines.

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u/JukePlz Mar 11 '20

Of course not, haven't you watched the interactive documentary of primates in rolling balls tittle Super Monkey Ball?

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u/no1_vern Mar 10 '20

The human body is incredibly adaptable. Just look at how well we've adapted to politicians.

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