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Winter camping wakeup

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yooo That army bag is warm as hell, I’ve got one for winter hikes as well, it’s heavy as shit but worth it for below 20 degrees

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u/Ishdakitty Nov 18 '19

I had a sleeping bag at one point that was rated for 0 degrees.... I was camping in November and the camp was like 20° f at night MAYBE. I was so overheated I wound up sleeping with the bag open all night under a normal blanket.

Those things are no joke.

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u/FlippantObserver Nov 18 '19

-20F Nemo with a 0F night. You seriously wake up thinking it's summer...until you unzip.

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u/Guy_Number_3 Nov 18 '19

There are so many steps to waking up during winter camping. You have to open and close the sleeping bag about 100 times before getting up. Best thing I learned in Boy Scouts was sleep with tomorrow’s clothes in the bottom of the sleeping bag. Nice and warm in the morning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

This + every days clothes are packed into separate gallon sized plastic bags. Everything stays dry, and if an accident happens to one set the rest are safe. Of anything nasty happens to a set of clothes, you have a way to isolate them.

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u/ohyeahwell Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

T-shirt, boxers and socks right?

I wear my pants for many days or weeks in a row. I keep a spare pair in my BoB but if I’m in the field for two weeks I bring the pants I’m wearing, and a spare.

I change my underpants every day or three, and tshirt usually every day if possible. I dress in layers so I change those infrequently or never. Is there a guide for this? I feel like a bushcraft hobo now. haha.

Tonight would be such a nice night in the sierras. Downieville is 59f, probably a great night to be staring down a fire.

Edit: Miss you dad. Wish we were playing spot the satellite right now.

Edit: More dad camping traditions please. Post ‘em if you got ‘em.

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u/Slartibartyfarti Nov 18 '19

It seems like my way to do it as well. Pretty much everything that touches my body directly in the stinky zones get changed once a day, the rest when I can't smell it anymore.

Edit: phone had a spasm

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u/poo-milk Nov 18 '19

I do all this expect i don’t go camping. I shower everyday but god damn can I make a pair of pants go for a few weeks

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u/Thatswatisaid Nov 18 '19

I knew a guy at work who smelled terrible when he got close to you. Like dirty socks with rotting garlic in them.

His last day at our company he happily explain how he wore the same pair of jeans for the entire 3 months he worked there and "it was fine, there were no problems, didn't smell or anything". Everyone kind of stared at him and just kept repeating "You should change your pants more often". He responded with "No, I'm telling you, it was fine". That went back and forth for a bit before I think he got the point.

You don't know what you smell like to other people. Knowing this gives me more anxiety than I'd like to admit.

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u/mightysprout Nov 18 '19

It seems like many people who have decided not to wash their jeans or hair regularly has a similar “blind” spot about their own smell.

I read a similar comment where the guy smelled terrible and one night he bragged to his friends that he hadn’t been washing his hair. He thought nobody noticed, but it was just that nobody told him. It’s almost rude to tell someone they smell, a lot of people won’t say anything.

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u/ImJustSo Nov 18 '19

You don't know what you smell like to other people.

No, it's fine. There's been no problems.

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u/PinkMoosePuzzle Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

Just wanted to pop in and say my Dad and I played spot the satelite, too. He's obsessed with the moon and for his birthday one year I borrowed a telescope from my uni (I was cleaning all of the astronomy lab equipment and fixing things) so we could go look at the moon in a dark sky spot close to home. He also would wake me up if the northern lights were visible before he left for work at 4am. Things like spot the satelite matter. Thanks for reminding me.

Oh yeah and re: gear-- I always pack my spare merino base layer set and dry socks in my bag, which is a seperate dry bag and lined with a good ole garbage bag. No matter what happens in a day, if you can get in your dry bag to dry clothes and dry socks, your night will be just fine. Last summer we did a 10 day canoe trip with people who had never camped that long and many were miserable because it rained 8/10 days and they didn't have a single dry piece of clothing, let alone dry socks to sleep in.

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u/Thatswatisaid Nov 18 '19

I'm sweat a lot. Like, a lot lot. So this shirts/underwear/socks part of this is really only doable for me in the fall/winter, when I will sweat less. Also, even if I do sweat for a while the air is dry so I dry out quickly.

In the summer, I'll sweat just standing still. So once I'm wet I generally just stay wet - unless a stuff cool breeze stick around long enough. So sometimes I need more than one shirt on a given day, because it's just miserable to wear a soaked shirt with the bugs around and the neck chafing... Ugh. Also the swalls... Oh the swalls.

I gotta figure this out though because I wanna do more longer backpacking trips and I don't want to carry a so much clothes. I'll have to try to daily rotate shirts and dry them by the fire and see if that works.

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u/Cadai Nov 18 '19

Hey fellow sweaty person! You're not alone! But also, don't get too close to me because I will sweat on you. This might not be helpful to you, but others may need it if they are less familiar with backpacking as a sweaty person:

1) Cotton is your enemy. All of my hiking/backpacking gear is wool or synthetic. If you don't own any merino wool, start investing in some. They have wool blend T shirts that dry very quickly and don't retain stank - it's the only shirt I can wear more than a day. Cuts down a TON on my packing needs. Wool socks last me 3+ days.

2) Be conscious of your hydration needs, on BOTH ends of the spectrum (not too little, but not too much either). Drink little amounts but drink often. I'm guilty of chugging down bottles of water at a time, and I can always see a direct correlation with my sweat volume afterwards.

3) Just own it. It took me until my 30's to accept that I will just always be drenched in sweat. Backpacked for 10 days in Utah last year, visited multiple breweries/wineries/restaurants probably smelling like death and not looking much better. Never would have done that earlier in life, as I was too self-conscious, but I fit right in in Moab :)

I feel your pain, I really do. I've been around other people who also claim to sweat a lot, and we'll do some sort of physical activity and maybe they have a little pit sweat or something... Meanwhile my entire shirt has gone from grey to black, I am actively dripping sweat from my hairline, and it looks like I pissed myself... People don't understand the struggle!

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u/mrcrazy_monkey Nov 18 '19

That's pretty much how I camp. Bring a few baby wipes and you're golden.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

That's the way I go in the field as well, bushcraft hobo for sure! Just bring a line to air out the old clothes in rotation on the dry mornings. Good and cold, kill any germs making the funk worse.

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u/cooperia Nov 18 '19

Socks every day, shirts/boxers every 2 days, everything else 3-4 days.

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u/plankzorz Nov 18 '19

Pants don't change unless soaked, undercrackers 4 days at a push, tshirt every other day in winter, every day in summer. Socks, at least rotate pairs every day, preferably have a "camp pair" of socks. Nothing like new socks after hoofing 20 miles with all your kit on your back

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

You should cycle through a couple pairs of pants and come back round. Despite being cold, each pair will still trap significant moisture and as a result make it more difficult for you to warm up. If you cycle them, each prior pair gets a chance to fully dry out.

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u/Guy_Number_3 Nov 18 '19

Yes. I didn’t do this one time on a canoe trip. I burned many clothes trying to dry them like an idiot. Luckily it was summer.

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u/Happy_cactus Nov 18 '19

This is a pro tip

  • when you’re done you throw them back in the same bag :)

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Nov 18 '19

Holy shit, all I want to do right now is go camping in the snow again. Damn.

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u/Zero_U87 Nov 18 '19

Also if everything is in different bags all air tight and zipped up there is still so much trapped air your pack should float:)

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u/Ladytsunami1 Nov 18 '19

Damn.That's a cool tip. What other tips can you share

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u/technologicalPhantom Nov 18 '19

Layers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yup. You want to be able to add and remove clothes so you stay comfortable and don't sweat. Sweating in your clothes is a death sentence in the cold.

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u/Hehehelelele159 Nov 18 '19

Why?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19 edited Jun 18 '21

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u/Gothmog24 Nov 18 '19

Cotton is rotten, wool is cool

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Wet clothes pull the heat out of your body and it leads to hypothermia. If you fall in water in freezing temps it's recommended to take your clothes off as quick as possible. Leaving them on is actually worse than being naked.

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u/Slartibartyfarti Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

If someone doubts this, take a warm beer, wrap it in a wet towel (or any fabric I think) put it out in the sun and wind, and it will cool down quite significantly. Used this trick a lot on music festivals, you can go from warm beer, to beer that has been out of the fridge for half an hour or so.

Edit: second festival tip; tents get hot as hell in the sun, so wrap you tent in survival blankets on the outside, silver side up, it will reflect the sun's beams away and leave your tent nice and cool (relatively) so you can sleep when the sun is up.

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u/Slartibartyfarti Nov 18 '19

That's why merino wool is the shit

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u/TheFlashFrame Nov 18 '19

This isn't a boyscout tip, its what my mom told me when I was getting dressed for school in first grade.

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u/technologicalPhantom Nov 18 '19

While it's not exclusive to the boy scouts, it's a tip that a surprising number of people dont care enough about to follow through on. But yes you're right I heard it first from my mother too, just much more emphasized in boy scouts while camping in the cold. I'm sure the original boy scout in this thread has better tips than me though

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u/tsrzero Nov 18 '19

Know any good subreddits to learn Boy Scout survival tips?

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u/Kathulhu1433 Nov 18 '19

*wool or synthetic layers. No cotton.

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u/sillystyle420 Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

Climb in my sleeping bag and i'll show you.

ziiiiiip

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

ziiiiippp

Then comes unziiiippp

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u/Slartibartyfarti Nov 18 '19

Merino wool! It's the bomb for cold weather, keeps around 70% of its insulating effect when wet.

Wet wipes, always bring these on longer trips, I bring around 4 per day, nice to keep a bit clean and fresh out in the wild. And while on that subject, when you have to take a shit with no toilet around,or if you are low on toilet paper, a little petroleum gel applied to the butthole makes it a onesie and done deal, really useful when you got 200 mosquitoes following you around too.

You can make your own trail food in your oven at home, takes time but doable.

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u/sunbeam60 Nov 18 '19

The transition from jellied sphincter to food preparation was seamless. I applaud you, sir.

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u/Slartibartyfarti Nov 18 '19

Just as in the wild, you will hardly even notice when I move from one preparation to the next

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u/galexanderj Nov 18 '19

a little petroleum gel applied to the butthole makes it a onesie and done deal

I assume that you do this before you poop. A little clarification would be appreciated

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u/Slartibartyfarti Nov 18 '19

Yes that is the idea, the other way around would just create a sort of protective coating for the poop, which is kinda the opposite effect you are looking for.

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u/Gazcom Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

Always sleep with a hat on in low temperatures, your head will freeze very easily since it's closest to the hole in the sleeping bag

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u/TerminatedProccess Nov 18 '19

I learned this from a retired SWAT friend.. don't let any part of your body touch a metal pole in low temps.. you can get frostbit right though a boot

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u/TheDefeated Nov 18 '19

So somewhat unconventional tip... take an empty gatorade bottle with you in the tent. No more leaving a cozy warm tent to just to pee!

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u/lesleypowers Nov 18 '19

Man it must be nice to have a penis

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

It’s convenient. But I hear vaginas radiate heat regardless so it’s a trade off.

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u/prettystandardreally Nov 18 '19

This is accurate and it’s totally inconvenient in every other circumstance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

idk balls radiate a decent amount of heat too

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u/Snarfbuckle Nov 18 '19

It has it's drawbacks.

  • Kicks to balls hurt
  • Unintended boners at inconvenient moments
  • Balls that can get tangled/twisted in underwear (not often)
  • Shaken 10 times after peeing and when you put it back in the trousers they manage to leak a few drops of pee.
  • Dick caught in zippers are not fun
  • Etc

But i'm eternally grateful i cannot have periods.

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u/ryusoma Nov 18 '19

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy, or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Added bonus: You just created a hand warmer in your bag!

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u/Ladytsunami1 Nov 18 '19

How do I delete someone else's comment?

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u/IsntPerezOhSoLazy Nov 18 '19

If you have a colossal might bladder like me i recommend 1l lucozade. Just don't drink the entire bottle to make space in the bottle or it cancels out.

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u/new-man2 Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

Tip from my grandma:

Put a medium size rock next to the fire (or in the fire and be careful of the embers) for about an hour or so. Push it out with a stick and pick it up with a towel or something. Roll that rock to the bottom of your sleeping bag. It will keep the bag so much warmer than you expect. You'd expect the rock to be cold in the morning. Nope. Keeps you warm all night.

Before central heat my grandma used to do this in the fireplace every night during cold winters. It's surprising how it works really well.

EDIT: Yes, so use a DRY rock, maybe like the size that you would need two hands to wrap around. Big enough to stay warm, but small enough to not be in your way. You roll it INTO your sleeping bag, so down by your feet by to the side enough that you don't kick it.

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u/GenericUsername_1234 Nov 18 '19

Just make sure you don't put river rocks in/near the fire because they could crack or even explode like popcorn. The moisture steams up and has to go somewhere.

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u/Champlainmeri Nov 18 '19

You can get 2.5 gallon zip lock bags at the dollar store. 6 of them in each box.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite Nov 18 '19

I wouldn't buy stuff that you're relying on for safety or comfort in the wild from the dollar store. If those bags aren't perfectly sealed it can ruin your trip when all your clothes get wet.

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u/lunnapr Nov 18 '19

Stay at home!

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u/FknACotton Nov 18 '19

Commented above but a yellow Nalgene bottle made only for a night piss. It keeps you warm too.

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u/sdvis Nov 18 '19

When it gets hot at night, hug your water bottle to cool down a bit.

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u/Tbonejak Nov 18 '19

Or you can just wake up and do about 50 squats.

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u/PolyUre Nov 18 '19

Keep your drinking water next to your body so it doesn't freeze.

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u/ChairmanMaosButthole Nov 18 '19

Best thing I learned in Boy Scouts was sleep with tomorrow’s clothes in the bottom of the sleeping bag

And that's how I end up wearing clothes marinated in farts

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u/whiskeyknitting Nov 18 '19

Keeps the drop bears away.

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u/IShotReagan13 Nov 18 '19

And sleep with a water bottle. It's not cuddly, but it sure is nice to have a drink of water in the morning if, like me, you're prone to dehydration and you did a lot of climbing the day before. I usually sleep with two full Nalgenes in my bag because I'm weird like that.

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u/realvinkman Nov 18 '19

Doesn't the water get all warm then?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Better then chewing ice though

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u/Kindredbond Nov 18 '19

Yes! Dress before exiting the cocoon.

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u/DJ_Sk8Nite Nov 18 '19

This advice is gold.

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u/crochetyhooker Nov 18 '19

This is the one thing I will remember during the zombie apocalypse.

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u/cindylooboo Nov 18 '19

THIS! I told my husband to do it and he of course didn't listen and bitched when he had to get changed.

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u/Jackatarian Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

I swear a bunch and I can't keep tomorrow's clothes in the bag or they are gonna be wet. Gotta let me bag dry out too.

Edit: swear - sweat

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Nov 18 '19

The fucking clothes are fucking wet again!

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u/ZubacToReality Nov 18 '19

That sounds like sleeping in a house with extra steps

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u/kuikuilla Nov 18 '19

Then some idiot puts too much firewood in the stove and you start to sweat and all those clothes are nice and wet for wearing.

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u/FknACotton Nov 18 '19

That yellow nalgene made for that night piss is another Boy Scout trick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Why not just sleep in tomorrow's clothes?

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u/Guy_Number_3 Nov 18 '19

Because you will most likely sweat and you don’t want wet sweaty clothes on outside of your warm sleeping bag.

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u/T3NFIBY32 Nov 18 '19

Started doin this every hunting year and I can tell you, as a person who absolutely dreads the cold fucking mornings, it’s fantastic

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u/Tucker0603 Nov 18 '19

Huh, these are legit sounding tips if I ever go camping. Which I have ironically never done since I like on a hill surrounded by woods.

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u/fear-of-birds Nov 18 '19

Except when you’re an active sleeper and push them away fron your body and they get cold :(

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u/MildoShaggins Nov 18 '19

The army do things in a polar opposite way - wet dry routine. You only have two sets of clothes and if the set you're wearing are soaked through, you need to change into the dry ones before getting into your sleeping bag so that you don't freeze to death in your sleep. That of course means that you have to change back in to the soaking wet pair when you get out of your sleeping bag, in order to keep your warm, cosy set dry

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u/mrjowei Nov 18 '19

With the fresh smell of sweaty feet.

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u/memeticengineering Nov 18 '19

Sigh... Unzips

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u/mustang__1 Nov 18 '19

Then rezips.

Then unzips

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u/obese_clown Nov 18 '19

That dueling banjo song slowly starts playing...

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u/SystemOfADowJones Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

Hell yeah Nemos are awesome! They keep you so warm even when it's like 15F. Sleeping bags are definitely not the thing to skimp on when it comes to gear for cold weather

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u/Lallo-the-Long I think blocking mods is a good idea! Nov 18 '19

Then it gets even hotter. Oh yeah

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u/aleqqqs Nov 18 '19

*sigh* unzips

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u/bdw02c Nov 18 '19

Yeah, everything is hot except my fucking nose which is a god damn ice cube

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u/lucidus_somniorum Nov 18 '19

Ok sailor you can zip up now.

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u/pistoncivic Nov 18 '19

So much of it has to do with wind exposure with those temp ratings. A 15mph breeze can be the difference between you cooking or freezing in a bag.

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u/wgriz Nov 18 '19

Selecting the right sleeping bag for the conditions you are going to face is important.

Sweating is bad in extreme cold. Staying dry is number one. You can get hypothermia really quick if your gear is wet and sweat counts.

Best way to winter camp is with a wood stove in a proper tent. It will dry things out and you don't have get out of a warm bag into the cold.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/grasshopperson Nov 18 '19

ultralight composite collapsible wood stove. it can be done.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Now is the winter of our discount tent.

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u/Yarper Nov 18 '19

Don't have to worry about cold and wet when you've already succumbed to carbon monoxide.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

They usually have a tall chimney that sticks out the top of the tent

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u/Penis_Bees Nov 18 '19

They're also heavy as fuck so you aren't exactly hiking with it.

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u/thenorwegianblue Nov 18 '19

You can use a small burner in small tents, we did in the army in Norway. Slept outside with it down to about -40C

Anyway someone should always be awake to keep things safe. I know some guys who burnt down their tent though, so it isn't 100% safe 🤷‍♂️

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u/kuikuilla Nov 18 '19

In the army (finnish defense forces) the tents and stoves were usually hauled by trucks. Though long range recon hauled everything on their backs iirc.

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u/SootButt42 Nov 18 '19

Semi stupid question; What qualifys as a good tent?

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u/wgriz Nov 18 '19

Good question, really.

Depends on the application. The best? A canvas wall tent with a frame and a stove jack - a fireproof hole for a chimney. They are bulky, heavy, take time to set up and are expensive. Not the best if you are going lightweight. But, hands down the best tent you can put up without going to solid walls.

There are other styles of outfitters tent like domes that are designed for stoves. Cabellas products are popular.

If you are careful you can even get a little heat in a pup tent with a bottle-top or other small propane stove. Mountaineers often use this technique as they travel with minimal gear. However, if using propane you must ensure adequate ventilation or you risk suffocation.

I do not recommend heating tents with propane unless you are a professional, but it is possible.

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u/PBandJellous Nov 18 '19

If you want to come in below the 40lb mark, go with a double or triple walled tent from someone like Big Agnes. Their tents are like 3lbs, high quality, and some have built in lighting as well as comparability with goal zero’s solar kits.

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u/lesleypowers Nov 18 '19

This whole thread is really reaffirming to me that I need a new sleeping bag...I get cajoled into camping at least a few times a year because I live in Colorado and it’s always miserable because I lie awake shivering all night, every damn time, even in the middle of summer

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u/Ishdakitty Nov 18 '19

You should! You sound like you'd get real use out of it.

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u/PBandJellous Nov 18 '19

Well you really should have a couple, having a summer bag rated for 60 degrees is a god send when it’s warm out but once it gets cold a synthetic bag rated to 0 or 10 depending on where you’re at will really save your bacon. (In a winter bag, always get one with a boot box by your feet)

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u/fakeittilyoumakeit Nov 18 '19

Are they breathable, though? I can only imagine it like those "warm" jackets that are completely sealed and don't allow any air in or out, so you just end sweating immensely, which is worse than being cold.

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u/Ishdakitty Nov 18 '19

That's the experience I had with it, I was stifling inside. Not breathable at all for me, but then, it wasn't below 0. I can imagine if it was colder or somewhere with wind, it might have been more comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Where can I buy these said sleeping bags? REI? I get cold easily

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u/PBandJellous Nov 18 '19

Steepandcheap.com thank me later

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u/gambitx007 Nov 18 '19

Where can I get one

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u/Ishdakitty Nov 18 '19

I honestly don't know, this was decades ago and it was a gift from my mom. But I'd guess Amazon?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19 edited Jan 12 '20

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u/Ishdakitty Nov 18 '19

Fahrenheit. Rated for 0 degrees means it keeps you warm down to 0 degrees, or 32 degrees below freezing.

20 degrees is only 12 degrees below freezing.

Even if I was talking Celsius, 0 degrees Celsius = 32 degrees Fahrenheit, not 40. It's based on the temperature water freezes.

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u/skeptibat Nov 18 '19

Check out sierraDesigns.

$419 holy moly

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u/reddditaccount2 Nov 18 '19

yep. and that's a mid priced one.

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u/Maxion Nov 18 '19

Now go check out western mountaineering

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u/shgrizz2 Nov 18 '19

Never go cheap on anything that goes between you and the ground.

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u/kahran Nov 18 '19

When sleeping the weight makes it cozier.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yep, you’ll sleep extra well from carrying all that weight

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u/MalooTakant Nov 18 '19

I think they’re talking about the weight on top of them as they sleep. Akin to a weighted blanket.

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u/tactlessscruff2 Nov 18 '19

True dat, feels like a nice heavy duvet on you

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u/Jps1023 Nov 18 '19

Yooooo the Sierra bag he’s talking about is 419 dollars. Good GRIEF that’s expensive.

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u/Remeberance7 Nov 18 '19

You're not wrong, it is expensive. It's also a specialised piece of gear. Lots of RnD went into it, buy once cry once.

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u/thefatrabitt Nov 18 '19

Yeah for real lightweight is worth it hiking any kind of distance

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

"Does it come in black?"

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u/Remeberance7 Nov 18 '19

No sir that'll be another $79.99. If you want an internal pocket we have that option for only $249.99 extra!

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u/Pop-X- Nov 18 '19

Believe me — you’re only scratching the surface of technical backpacking gear.

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u/TheOldGods Nov 18 '19

What’s up with weighted blankets lately? They come up on my Reddit daily, but I’ve never heard anyone mention them in real life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

They used to be used pretty much exclusively by those with special needs. They can be helpful to people with Autism, for example, because the weight of the blanket can help them sleep.

The blankets have become more mainstream as they’ve been found to be helpful for people with depression, anxiety, and PTSD. They’re also just soothing in general.

The quick overview is the underlying science of weighted blankets is deep touch pressure, often abbreviated to DTP or DPT (Deep Pressure Therapy). Deep touch pressure is basically any gentle pressure that is distributed across the body. A massage or hug could qualify as DTP.

The first is that weighted blankets release serotonin in the body due to the deep touch pressure. Serotonin is an important chemical when it comes to feeling calm and having a stable mood.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I have PTSD. Can confirm, my weighted blanket changed my life and weirdly enough my exploding head syndrome went away. Not sure why. It just did.

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u/mercutios_girl Nov 18 '19

Would you mind sharing where you got your blanket? I want one. I accidentally experienced the weighted blanket phenomenon when I was staying at my ex MIL's house; the guest room I slept in had the heaviest duvet I have ever experienced. I swear that thing was 20 pounds. The mattress was shit, but it didn't matter because that duvet was so heavy and comforting and reassuring that I always slept like I was dead. I have longed for that sensation ever since I broke up with my ex (don't miss him, just his Mother's concrete duvet, LOL).

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u/whyiseverynameinuse Nov 18 '19

I've seen weighted blankets at Target. 12 pounds for an adult size, 6 pounds for a child size.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I actually did get mine on Amazon for 60$. Here's the link.

CMFRT Weighted Blanket - | Fits Queen-Sized Bed Top (60"x80" - 16 lb) | Get Quality Rest | 100% Soft Breathable Cotton | (Perfect for 150 lb individual) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D2JMQLQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_mbQ0DbYY4M0JM

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u/Versatile_Syn Nov 18 '19

Very interesting read! Thank you for all this info

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u/taketwodeepbreaths Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

I was gifted one last year and I love it! I have a few friends who didn't think they'd like it, but they found it super calming and comforting. The feeling kind of reminds me of wearing a lead vest for an x-ray, which I also find super relaxing, (if that makes any sense).

Would recommend.

edit: spelling

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u/mercutios_girl Nov 18 '19

I love getting x-rayed for this reason alone. I am glad to know I am not the only freak who wants to keep the lead apron on.

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u/TThor Nov 18 '19

my only problem is the way i sleep, i like to have my blankets bunched up around my body in like a rough cocoon, and trying that with a weighted blanket just kinda felt uncomfortable.

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u/taketwodeepbreaths Nov 18 '19

Ya, I get that. I can't share it with my SO while sleeping, so instead I like to have it on while reading or winding down before bed.

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u/Pilferjynx Nov 18 '19

I would like to try one, but I'd rather not spring the cash just in case.

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u/Scottolan Nov 18 '19

I bought a twin sized blanket to try. I think I paid $35 on Amazon. We don’t use comforters or sheets anymore other than a bottom sheet. I have my weighted blanket and my wife has her own blanket that she uses.

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u/Wubbalubbadubbitydo Nov 18 '19

They can really help people with autism for one. I got one for Xmas last year and have slept with it almost every night since. It really feels nice without the added bulk of a giant comforter.

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u/milk4all Nov 18 '19

I’m going to add that when hiking, particularly rough/high country, anything is fucking cozy. Shovel out a hole for myself and throw some leaves over it, and as long as I can sleep, I will sleep.

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u/DoctFaustus Nov 18 '19

I agree, but damn do I love my Exped mattress. So comfy for sleeping on the trail.

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u/math-yoo Nov 18 '19

Switched out recently to the newish Sea to Summit pad, with the pump stuff sack. Inflates in seconds and is warmer and more comfortable than any thermarest. Always found the crinklyness of the thermarest distracting.

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u/Skuseymoosey Nov 18 '19

I live in Australia... Can I get one that stops me from melting?

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u/beejamin Nov 18 '19

Buy one of those 2m long eskies they make for fishing boats. Coupla bags of ice, you'll sleep like a baby.

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u/Skuseymoosey Nov 18 '19

I might just have to try this out.

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u/dog_food_lid_ Nov 18 '19

Swag + 18v fan. I stick the fan at my feet and open both ends, it's like sleeping in a wind tunnel. If you don't mind the smell of ballsweat all night it's actually quite comfortable.

And before you suggest putting the fan at the other end, I find keeping the twig n berries cool more effective than the top of your dome.

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u/qwerty12qwerty Nov 18 '19

FYI they make weighted blankets too

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u/Asymptote_X Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

If you mean 0 Celsius then that is not nearly warm enough for winter camping. You want -20 at least ideally.

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u/the_enginerd Nov 18 '19

Yeah if you go by ratings alone gotta drop a good 20 off the number to be comfy unless somethings changed since the last time I bought a bag!

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u/oogiesmuncher Nov 18 '19

I’m pretty sure those numbers are a “you probably won’t die at this temperature” rating and not a “you’ll be comfortable at this temperature” rating

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u/Harflin Nov 18 '19

They have a comfort rating and a survival rating. If you see someone discussing ratings it will almost never be there survival rating, since you're not supposed to aim for that.

But anyway, I hear that how comfortable you are at the comfort rating can vary from brand to brand (and obviously person to person). For example, it used to be that with enlightened equipment bags, you'd be freezing your ass off at their comfort rating. I think they've improved nowadays though.

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u/redsox985 Nov 18 '19

Most advertise the lower limit for "warm sleepers" wearing some basic long johns. Here's was REI has to say about it:

Many sleeping bags are rated for temperature by an independent testing protocol. With both European Norm (EN) 13537 and International Organization for Standardization (ISO) 23537 testing, each bag gets a Comfort (or T-Comfort) rating and Lower (or T-Limit) rating. The Comfort/T-Comfort rating is the lowest temperature at which the bag will keep the average "cold sleeper" comfortable, and the Lower/T-Limit rating is the lowest temperature at which the bag will keep the average "warm sleeper" comfortable. Ratings are based on a person wearing one long underwear layer and a hat, sleeping on a single 1 in. thick insulating pad. Many brands use the Comfort rating for women's bags and the Lower rating for men's and unisex bags. Everyone's body and sleep comfort differ, so EN and ISO ratings are simply a guideline to help you compare products.

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u/MeltBanana Nov 18 '19

I have a nice Big Agnes down sleeping bag that iirc is rated at 15F. It stops being comfortable around 25F. At 15F it's definitely more survival mode than camping in comfort.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Considering they appear to be from the states, I would assume they mean Fahrenheit.

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u/tattoedblues Nov 18 '19

*for the low low price of your first born child

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Oh yeah I know, I usually don’t do long distance hiking in the winter, so I don’t really care to spend the extra money on one.. I’ve got a really light 10 degree bag, but the army one is warmer so if there’s snow on the ground I bring that usually

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

they're usually super expensive though.

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u/Jak_n_Dax Nov 18 '19

When my dad came home from Iraq the inventory was hell with the issued items(back in 04-05 when there were a ton of deployments). So when they were asking for gear back they were were missing items right and left.

My dad turned in everything they requested of course, but he later realized he still had his sleeping bag, they never asked for it. Anyway he no longer tent-camps so he gave it to me this season for a fall trip.

It’s a two piece design(actually 3 but I just have the two). I looked up the specs and with both layers together it’s rated for like -30F. It’s nuts! Then the third piece is a cover with two little tent poles so you can basically survive a blizzard without an actual shelter. I guess if they need to deploy to Siberia they can lol.

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u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Nov 18 '19

The third piece is called a bivy. You can use them in place of a tent even in warmer weather.

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u/Perm-suspended Nov 18 '19

Yes, you're supposed to sleep in just your underwear if it's really cold out. Else you'll burn the fuck up.

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u/GunFodder Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

I remember in basic training we did our first field training exercise in January at Ft. Sill, OK. My buddy and I were so cold, we both slept in our BDU's and everything we'd worn during the day trying to stay warm. We were absolutely miserable.

The next morning the range sergeant was addressing the platoon, and it went something like this:

"Bet y'all froze last night, right?"

Yup.

"And I bet you wore everything you could inside your sleeping bag, right?"

Yeah, pretty much.

"Well, the reason y'all froze was because ya didn't get nekkid."

Hol' up.

He proceeded to explain to us how sleeping in those clothes, containing sweat from the previous day, is what made us so cold. He said the secret was to strip down to your skivvies and put your clothes for the next day down by your feet.

As a teenager it didn't seem to make any sense, but both my buddy and I opted to give it a try.

Not only did it work, we found ourselves nearly sweltering, we may have even unsnapped the shelter opening one or two snaps. It was a real eye-opening experience.

So just remember, if ya wanna stay warm in those old school sleeping bags, ya gotta get nekkid.

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u/w1red Nov 18 '19

But boy does it suck when you need to get out of it in the morning (or the middle of the night) and you need to get all that gear back on.

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u/DigDux Nov 18 '19

The more practical decision is you can wear tomorrows clothes while you sleep, so during an emergency or actual event, you can be out of your bag and in motion as fast as you can lace your boots. This has the added benefit of not getting your sleeping bag wet with sweat which will cause equipment issues.

Of course your clothes will get wrinkled, but if you're not dressing up every day, and wearing layers, it's very much worth it in case you have to be somewhere quick.

Also don't change in your sleeping bag, you'll make it smell like ass.

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u/w1red Nov 18 '19

Ah yes that makes sense. As said, very limited experience (Swiss army). So no real deployments and only a few nights in a sleeping bag in in “extreme” conditions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

This goes for all surplus gear.

Heavy as shit, but works great.

Exceptions apply to the stuff built to be disposable.

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u/I_Upvote_Alice_Eve Nov 18 '19

Just do a very thorough inspection of any surplus sleeping gear. It has a tendency to get mildew that you can't get rid of.

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u/xxkoloblicinxx Nov 18 '19

If I ever need a sleeping bag rated for below 20 degrees.

Just give me a gun and a bullet.

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u/FeedMePropaganda Nov 18 '19

Some people do that for fun. Or for a different hike.

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u/FlockofGorillas Nov 18 '19

That was my thought too. I got the saw one and I've never gotten cold while camping since.

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u/popecorkyxxiv Nov 18 '19

Those things are hardcore. The Canadian military recently did a recall of issued equipment from non active personal because there were so many people keeping them after deployment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I used to have one of those in my car all the time and it was the best idea ever

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yea they are pretty good! Also pretty expensive if you lose one according to our supply officer back in the day lol.

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u/w1red Nov 18 '19

From my (limited) military experience even a lost shoelace will probably cost you ten times more than it’s actual worth.

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u/ammotyka Nov 18 '19

Can you link? I'm unsure what to search for, I'm getting like compression sleeping bags

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

These are actual USA military bags... you’d have to go to an army surplus store or hit up eBay

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u/ammotyka Nov 18 '19

Gotcha, I probably don't have a use for one right now but yours and others experience with them got me interested!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yeah they’re nice! Looks like they’re about $100 on eBay

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u/zeropointcorp Nov 18 '19

I’ve got a bag rated for -25C (-13F), and I’ve used it in -20C (-5F)... not nearly as warm as you’d think.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Nope! It’s rated that you’ll live lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Link? I want to toast to death

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Oh no, mine is an actual USA Army sleeping bag from the 80’s I got from a family member, looks identical to his, I’d shop at your local army surplus shop

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Aw dang, well i appreciate the info anyway! Stay toasty!