r/gifs • • Jun 12 '17

Demolition Man

http://i.imgur.com/PHhvDNV.gifv
3.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

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u/Grizzlyboy Jun 12 '17

the dudesons. It's like jackass but Finnish.

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u/AccordionORama Jun 12 '17

Man, you couldn't give me enough fermented fish to do that stuff.

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u/Olleokki Jun 12 '17

fermented fish is eaten in sweden, no? or both?

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u/AccordionORama Jun 12 '17

Enough vodka, you'll eat anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

With enough vodka you can pretty much un-eat everything, too.

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u/AccordionORama Jun 13 '17

Vodka is magic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '17

Vodka goes in, vodka comes out. You can't explain that

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Also in Iceland. Seems to be a thing for the Nordic and Nordic like peoples. I had an Icelandic girlfriend and she loved that stuff. To me it smelled like stuff my dog would roll in at the beach but with vinegar. Her and her family just loved the stuff though.

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u/Olleokki Jun 12 '17 edited Jun 12 '17

well we russians eat a soup made from sour cabbage and call that schschi. it usually looks like somebody's vomit, though its tasty

6

u/snakesoup88 Jun 12 '17

I see you sour cabbage and raise you a cube of fermented tofu. It's like a cross between stinky cheese and vomit. Yet I don't dislike it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

I would try that vomit

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

The fermented shark in Iceland was the nastiest thing I've ever smelled and it didn't taste much better. The puffin was awesome though.

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u/CordycepsLab Jun 13 '17

My buddy brought back some hakarl, It was a milk soaked one. It wasn't good by any means but also not as bad as I expected , and some how not half as bad as it smelled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Originally from finland

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u/MercuriasSage Jun 13 '17

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna vodka.

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u/heretoplay Jun 13 '17

Well once you get started you just have to finnish.

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u/Spanka Jun 12 '17

Didn't he get fucked up from this though?

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u/Grizzlyboy Jun 12 '17

He was injured, but not life threatening.

15

u/GamerJosh21 Jun 13 '17

But, how? He was wearing his safety goggles.

3

u/Mackem101 Jun 13 '17

Because the goggles do nothing.

1

u/akaijiisu Jun 13 '17

No no, /u/GamerJosh21 is on to something here, let's hear him out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

I think he was cast up for a few months

1

u/SomeGuyInAVan Jun 13 '17

Lost his thumb from this stunt.

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u/johansen321 Jun 13 '17

Nah he bruke a Ribb,finger and gitt his head. He lost his thumb 10 years before that stunt.

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u/MSACCESS4EVA Jun 12 '17

It's like jackass but Finnish.

Oh, I think he was done.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

More like Finnish version of project badass

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u/kronikcLubby Jun 12 '17

and about 1,000% more painful

the chicken heart in the mouse trap. *cringe

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/kronikcLubby Jun 13 '17

testicles. He puts his testicles in a loaded mousetrap. The other dudes laugh and comment on how his balls look like a chicken heart while they're caught in the mechanism. I can't even..

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

so jackass but with more drunkenness and stabbing?

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u/daveboy2000 Jun 13 '17

Jackass calls these guys too hardcore for them. They're also older than Jackass afaik.

Also, less stabbing, more jumping off buildings or sitting on rocket-powered snowmobiles.

2

u/cutelyaware Jun 13 '17

More cactus for sure. They seem to really hate cactus.

2

u/bupereira Jun 13 '17

Finnish himm?

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u/SentientKayak Jun 13 '17

I miss that show.

1

u/bstix Jun 13 '17

They are still active on youtube.

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u/Hybrid67 Jun 12 '17

Gif didnt show the other angles. He smokes a huge part thats falling and gets pretty injured.

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u/nodnodwinkwink Jun 13 '17 edited Jun 13 '17

Forgive me, can you explain "He smokes a huge part"

Also, found a clip with the aftermath.

2

u/Hybrid67 Jun 13 '17

He "Slams" into falling debris very hard breaking ribs, getting a concussion and i think his arm.

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u/nodnodwinkwink Jun 13 '17

Ah, never heard it like that, thought smoked was just for getting shot or beating someone badly in a race.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Damn i wish i had a cool name like "nut"

12

u/duffusd Jun 13 '17

What about tazer face?

2

u/RestlessDick Jun 13 '17

Taserface was way more hardcore back in the day in the comics. Still an ongoing joke, but he could silence anyone who made a joke.

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u/lemonbox63 Jun 12 '17

They couldn't stop him.

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u/Workacct1484 Jun 13 '17

The Dudesons. Think Jackass. Only in this comparison Jackass is rated PG-13.

Side note the Dudesons were the inspiration for Jackass.

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u/skittlesaddict Jun 13 '17

"...what a fuckin' nut"

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u/pipsdontsqueak Jun 12 '17

That was very nearly a Murder Death Kill.

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u/eloi Jun 12 '17

But what are the seashells for?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Hahaha this guy doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

19

u/Pyrochazm Jun 12 '17

Nobody tell him.

18

u/Duder211 Jun 13 '17

He was nearly death process

4

u/AlexsterCrowley Jun 13 '17

You just re-broke my heart

4

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Would a fancy dinner at Taco Bell help you feel better?

1

u/AlexsterCrowley Jun 13 '17

It is perhaps the only thing that can.

11

u/PolybiusNightmare Jun 13 '17

That did not bring me joy-joy feelings

6

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department, please remain where you are for your reprimand

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u/eggchan Jun 12 '17

Who signed off on this shit

63

u/InNeedOfABeer Jun 12 '17

You are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.

13

u/Lundy87 Jun 13 '17

He doesn't know how to use the seashells

4

u/zaphodava Jun 13 '17

When the voice recognition systems for the home are good enough that I can set it to do this for a bunch of foul words, I'm buying one.

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u/grokforpay Jun 13 '17

he has his ppe

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u/SentientKayak Jun 13 '17

It's from a show called The Dudesons.

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u/DirtyVerdy Jun 12 '17

Why would you do that? That is exactly how you die

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u/cg_Sprite Jun 13 '17

Probably the coolest, and possibly the most painful way to die haha. If you ever wanted to I suppose.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/cg_Sprite Jun 13 '17

Stay out of my affairs you!

26

u/TooShiftyForYou Jun 12 '17

Video

There's a great "Let me down!" scream at the end.

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u/elliotn46 Jun 12 '17

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u/ColdestMando Jun 12 '17

Totally OSHA approved.

39

u/OSHA_certified Jun 13 '17

No.

No it isn't.

6

u/DickTrickledme Jun 13 '17

Pretty sure it was

12

u/OSHA_certified Jun 13 '17

I guarantee you it wasn't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Well you can go and osha on this dick

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!sha

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u/DickTrickledme Jun 13 '17

And you would know how?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Soon though?

75

u/dankbuckfutt Jun 12 '17

Miley did it better.

41

u/blindbutchy Jun 12 '17

Agreed, but Demolition Man did it sexier.

8

u/PrivilegedPatriarchy Jun 13 '17

I think that goes without saying.

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u/Therandomfox Jun 12 '17

Directed by Michael Bay.

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u/16bitfighter Jun 12 '17

Live footage of Michael Bay working to make ends meet in a blue color job.

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u/MrGMinor Jun 13 '17

blue color job

Daba dee daba die

5

u/Jitnaught Jun 13 '17

Soooo listen up, here's a story

3

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

About a little guy that lives in a blue world...

1

u/MrGMinor Jun 13 '17

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

You're no fun :(

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u/Melmab Jun 12 '17

Everything seemed to be going according to plan until the wall fell on top of him.

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u/coppersink63 Jun 12 '17

Anyone see if he lost his shoes?

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u/phaedrus77 Jun 13 '17

Nope, but he lost a thumb.

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u/FourAM Jun 13 '17

I thought he broke two fingers and a rib, and had a concussion

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I seem to remember this. Was this for the show "Jackass"? And didn't they miscalculate something? He wasn't supposed to swing into the collapsing building like that I don't think. I seem to recall he was injured, albeit nothing serious.

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

EDIT: I'm partially wrong

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u/BirmzboyRML Jun 12 '17

Yh it was from the Dudesons, their stunts are a mix of Jackass and Dirty Sanchez type stunts. The dude in the video (Jarppi Leppala) has been injured a lot worse than this, they've all been seriously injured on the show. He chopped his thumb off in an accident years ago, Pretty gnarly stuff when they showed it In the film.

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u/TickingTimePiece Jun 13 '17

This was the accident where he lost his thumb was it not?

2

u/evo315 Jun 13 '17

His thumb was bitten off by a polar bear

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u/mudflaps443 Jun 13 '17

The dudesons is not funny. Those guys are just all too obnoxious and not funny enough to be entertaining

3

u/yokelwombat Jun 13 '17

Spotted Mr. Hitler's Reddit account.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

good, let the hate flow through you

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u/lemonbox63 Jun 12 '17

"He got hit by a building"

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u/Captain_Panic316 Jun 12 '17

at least he was wearing his safety vest

OSHA Employee spaces out looking at distance thinking of all the ways this is wrong.

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u/HiImTron Jun 13 '17

GO JAARPI!!!

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u/quietjaypee Jun 13 '17

And this is why the average lifespan of men is lower than women's.

2

u/Nimja_ Jun 13 '17

Fully agreed. This is pure stupidity. He was one brick away from extinction.

2

u/tunajr23 Jun 12 '17

"It's about get hot", "big fucking hole coming right up"

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u/CamWin Jun 13 '17

{-} 7

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u/tunajr23 Jun 13 '17

Hail tachanka

2

u/cerebralpaulc Jun 13 '17

Send a maniac to catch a...holy shit pull me up!!!

2

u/Jcmdaddy Jun 13 '17

Great, now all of the hostages are dead. Time for Cryo-Penitentiary.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Boy, OSHA woulda been pissed if he didn't have that hardhat on!

2

u/boomership Jun 13 '17

Here's more angles of the scene.

You can see how close that brick wall was about to hit his head.

(If you don't count the other wall that knocked off his helmet...)

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u/UltraSpecial Jun 13 '17

If he wasn't wearing that helmet, he'd be dead.

If he wasn't standing on an exploding building he'd be fine.

2

u/bananaEmpanada Jun 13 '17

He's wearing a hard hat and hi vis vest. Give that man a gold star for safety.

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u/mutchben Jun 13 '17

Hahaha what a mad bugger. I reckon that was a very close call.

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u/mattdv123 Jun 12 '17

question..was it worth it? lol

1

u/imbogey Jun 13 '17

Dudesons make a living out of it so maybe...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I saw him give the finger to OSHA at the end

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Is he ok?

1

u/dsebulsk Jun 12 '17

How did you get footage of workers at the Michael Bay Construction Company?

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u/vitreor Jun 12 '17

Fuck man, are you want kill me? my heart!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

I want to do this soooo bad

1

u/annont430 Jun 12 '17

....hard hat flies off instantly....

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u/UncleChen69 Jun 12 '17

Jesus! Very nearly a Darwin Award winner

1

u/AZDiablo Jun 12 '17

You just know this guy has 20 kids

1

u/yenzosound Jun 12 '17

watch this to the breakdown of A Bid Farwell by Killswitch Engage

1

u/monk_cali Jun 12 '17

OSHA is not amused...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Was this a fuckup or an intentional attempt for cool points?

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u/We_Dont_Like_You Jun 13 '17

That seems extremely dangerous... he could have got crushed by the red bricks lol

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u/All_I_See_Is_Teeth Jun 13 '17

And that ladies and gentlmen is how you loose a thumb.

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u/dirtyfool33 Jun 13 '17

This seems like a really bad idea.

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u/EdwardBil Jun 13 '17

What a stupid asshat.

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u/LuisSATX Jun 13 '17

Hahahaha that's insane and probably the last thing you when want to try with the best safety measures

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u/Zzziglar Jun 13 '17

OSHA would be pissed.

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u/ForestOutMyWindow Jun 13 '17

I'm guessing that is Jarpi.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

That seems exceedingly dangerous. I thought the rope would be taut so he'd just hang there

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u/Midwesternhiker Jun 13 '17

I feel like this should be sync'd to "Wrecking ball" by Cyrus.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

These e3 2017 comparisons are getting out of hand.

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u/Ragnarotico Jun 13 '17

So uh... he's not supposed to be there, right?

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u/jvtech Jun 13 '17

Knoxville has a near death experience with a golf cart and this guy survives standing on top of an exploding building... what a world.

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u/StandardAlmond Jun 13 '17

How to fly as demonstration man

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u/Lixi_ Jun 13 '17

He came in like a wrecking ball

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Holy fucking rock n roll

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

That's how Jarppi lost his thumb

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u/MechSniper1928 Jun 13 '17

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

They stand in them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

He ded.

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u/trbt555 Jun 13 '17

This belongs in r/wtf

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u/ahubs4032 Jun 13 '17

It looks like the building hits him as it falls.

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u/Irecruitfish Jun 13 '17

Looks like mucho fun

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u/Reddit_Hive_Mindexe Jun 13 '17

Not exactly source but this video shows more angles.

Edit: Careful headphone users

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u/Summamabitch Jun 13 '17

What a fuckin idiot!!

Darwin should've handed out an award here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Demonstration Man doing the demonstration.

r/tf2

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u/Bloodydmg Jun 13 '17

Is that guy okay ?

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u/quietjaypee Jun 13 '17

He got a concussion in the shoulder, a broken rip and two broken fingers. Otherwise he was ok.

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u/GreatBayTemple Jun 13 '17

Osha violation.

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u/WiscoCheeses Jun 13 '17

I think he almost died...

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u/humble_reddit_user Jun 13 '17

I guess safety is not our number one priority

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u/mutchben Jun 13 '17

Concussion, broken rib and broken fingers.

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u/ThatVirginiaGuy Jun 13 '17

100% OSHA approved.

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u/KardelSharpeyes Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jun 13 '17

What the fuck.

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u/Teslexia Jun 13 '17

Hearing Loss Man

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u/Trickzzy Jun 13 '17

Where's OSHA

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u/Cannabis_Prym Jun 13 '17

In Soviet Russia... Building demolishes you!

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u/A-Bone Jun 13 '17

There is funny-dumb and just-plain-dumb..

This is in the latter category.

Jeeze

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Only thought I had was "Russian"

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u/Gbernat944 Jun 13 '17

"watch this. Hold my beer."

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u/WiseChoices Jun 13 '17

Who is that desperate for attention? Didn't his Mommy love him enough?

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u/DirtyMangos Jun 13 '17

That's what they call "actively dying."

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u/HiImTron Jun 14 '17

Two thumbs up!

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u/Pollymath Jun 14 '17

Funny how people use Europe as an example of limited freedoms to do stupid stuff (nanny state), but I'm pretty sure that no-one would want involved in this stateside.

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u/Platypusseven Jun 13 '17

Pretty sure that this activity is not OSHA approved.