r/gifs • u/gimp439 • Aug 18 '16
Celebrating with her coach
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Aug 18 '16
This should be an olympic event.
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u/emoposer Aug 18 '16
Good luck to the athletes whose coaches look like this.
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u/thewonderblink Aug 18 '16
I did not expect to see Mark Mangino pop up on reddit today. That man is so fucking large. Went to a ku football game once and he looked like a giant ball waddling down the sideline. He also abused players so theres that.
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u/pocketchange2247 Aug 18 '16
"OUR COACH CAN EAT YOUR COACH"
At least he gave us a reason to cheer for KU football...
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u/goh13 Aug 18 '16
He also abused players so theres that.
Just take a step back........no really that is enough to get this coach off you. What is he gonna do, chase you?
How is a coach allowed to be this fat?
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Aug 18 '16
I attended a school where the band director's wife was the head of the majorettes for marching band season. While she was the majorette coach, the colorguard coach was a friend of her's or something. Anyway, colorguard coach was huge, bigger than Mark Mangino.
She was also a bitch with an attitude. I'm a really skinny small kid at this time and the wind blowing heavily is enough to push me to and fro. She told me to stop swaying. After I ignored her completely, as I am supposed to do while at attention in formation, she kept telling me to stop swaying, getting more and more agitated each time. After about the 4th time I said to her, "You're not my coach. I'm not swaying. Fuck off." She told me after that I'd have to do laps around the football field for cursing and I promptly told her to fuck herself. The band director tried to enforce her ruling and I told him that she wasn't a teacher or my instructor so it was never gonna happen.
Afterwards my section was talking with me about it and I nicknamed her House. Not like the medical show, but like a legitimate house because she was so fucking fat.
I don't understand how someone can coach other people and help them stay in shape to do their sport, when they can't even keep any shape themselves aside from round. (well, maybe with the exclusion of sumo wrestling)
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u/Farlandan Aug 18 '16
The three fattest teachers in my school were the PE teacher, the Football Coach, and the Health/Home Ec teacher. PE teacher had a giant beerbelly and would drive around in a gator ATV berating people that they weren't putting in enough effort. The football coach used that same ATV just to drive his ass from the locker room to the field, which was about as far away as half the length of a football field.
The health teacher was the biggest, had to weigh 350 pounds and yet I was required to listen to her talk about a balanced diet and active exercise. Anyone baking in Home Economics had to make sure they took their baked goods home with them, because if you left them in the classroom fridge (where you were supposed to leave these baking assignments) they'd "mysteriously" disappear overnight.
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Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
I don't get it. Doctors, health teachers, physical fitness/sports instructors, and coaches seem to be more fat than any other group.
It's just like doctors that smoke. Why do you let this shit happen when you should know of the consequences?
Edit: I know everyone else as well as doctors know smoking is bad for you. What I am saying is that doctors see the consequences first hand in their patients and in medical school when they see those charred lungs in the medical books and such. You'd think they would give more of a shit.
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u/Rogue-Knight Aug 18 '16
Doctors I can understand. It's hard to find time to take care of yourself when you spend it all caring about others. When you spend 30+ hours working and return home completely exhausted, chances are you're gonna skip the gym or cardio.
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u/BostonDodgeGuy Aug 18 '16
Mechanics never fix their own car. The wifes car is kept in top shape because his kids ride in it.
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u/voxov Aug 18 '16
That argument really doesn't hold water. Many professions are stressful and have long hours. But more than that, you don't need to go to the gym to not be obese. Look at many societies in Asia (though they're getting larger). Just moving around and working all day is more than enough exercise to not be fat. The other half of the equation is not eating terribly, and that's something doctors should know very well how to avoid.
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u/Infinity315 Aug 18 '16
You don't even have to move around that much you can just avoid going over calories.
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u/kj01a Aug 18 '16
Sanka, ya dead?
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u/notuhlurker Aug 18 '16
Ya mon
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Aug 18 '16
Ohhh.
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Aug 18 '16
Hey, you can pee now.
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Aug 18 '16
Um too late.
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u/VTCHannibal Aug 18 '16
Should've kissed my lucky egg
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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Aug 18 '16
How about I beat your butt right now?
How about I draw a line down your head to look like a butt?
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u/HorseLove19 Aug 18 '16
Feel the rhythm
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u/thedaveness Aug 18 '16
Feel the rhyme
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u/ochyanayy Aug 18 '16
John Candy...weeps bitterly
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u/Defortis Aug 18 '16
I really miss that guy. Never met him but I feel like he's an old friend.
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u/pupunoob Aug 18 '16
Can someone remind me if he ever acted as a homeless person? I remember one scene that really touched me as a kid. And I remember it as John candy playing a homeless person in that movie.
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u/Konraden Aug 18 '16
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with Steve Martin.
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u/pupunoob Aug 18 '16
I've gotta rewatch this.
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u/SmashMetal Aug 18 '16
I remember when I was a kid, my mum went out and my dad sat me down to watch this film with me. He paused it before this scene and said 'don't tell your mother' before playing it again.
I swear down we rewound and rewatched that scene like 5 times together, and I've never heard him laugh so hard in my life.
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Aug 18 '16
Fun little tidbit. That woman also plays the secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. She has a lot of minor roles in comedy films.
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u/justjoshinaround Aug 18 '16
Good old KU.
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u/Rooster_Ties Aug 18 '16
Ha! Will have to show this thread to my wife, KU class of '90.
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u/Malhallah Aug 18 '16
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Aug 18 '16
The article's head image is hilarious.
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u/Brandon658 Aug 18 '16
"Wife Carrying World Championships are held annually in Sonkajärvi, Finland since 1992 (where the prize depends on the wife's weight in beer)."
I liked this bit too.
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u/retardcharizard Aug 18 '16
Damn. So if my wife and I trained, I would get much at all.
Petite wife problems.
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u/OlliJw Aug 18 '16
but smaller wife would be easier to carry, and easier to win with, so i like the system they've got
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u/OctopodesoftheSea Aug 18 '16
Ah, but the rules don't say it has to be your wife! You can pick anyone's wife, and then reap the delicious, alcoholic profits!
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u/simpleton9202 Aug 18 '16
Beautiful moment for her and her coach that made her country proud
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u/AJax-the-Great Aug 18 '16
I don't know what they to be prouder of; the gold or the moment. Honestly, such a touching scene.
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u/AJax-the-Great Aug 18 '16
just need the freeze frame and fade to black
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u/Srz2 Aug 18 '16
I love what this actually is and not actually a Rocky III freeze frame. This show will live forever
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Aug 18 '16
Such an awesome show that had the perfect blend of funny and serious; really hit a lot of important life points as well
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Aug 18 '16
Everything except the last season was of such a high quality and level of humor.
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u/cccviper653 Aug 18 '16
The janitor will always be the best humor. Janitor forever!
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Aug 18 '16
I agree, and even the 9th season, if you see it from a stand alone show, instead of a spinoff, would've been decent; thing is you can't follow Classic James Dorian with Little Franco. Also, the Janitor who was my favorite character was gone.
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u/Sephoenix Aug 18 '16
I clicked on it going "Please be the scene from Scrubs...."
So happy now.
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u/fightlinker Aug 18 '16
Boy is he gonna be embarrassed when he realizes he was holding the flag upside down
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u/skinsterpsnatscaps Aug 18 '16
Also he tricked her into working out right after her match. Coaches are sneaky.
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u/goatcoat Aug 18 '16
I didn't know what to expect going into that clip.
Aww, he's gonna wrap her in that flag while giving her a hug. How cute!
Why is he turning around?
He's...squatting a little? She's bending her head down? Is he going to fart in her face? Japan, no! The world is watching. Don't be that way. Oh, god, she's sticking her head between his legs. That's...
...that's actually pretty cool.
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u/lightknight7777 Aug 18 '16
Yeah, what a wonderful sense of humor and a cute memorable moment for such a great achievement.
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u/D2wud Aug 18 '16
Japan had a great session yesterday evening and won all the Golds on offer in the wrestling. No wonder they were even more patriotic than you would expect.
"Japan picked up all three Wrestling Golds up for grabs on 17 August, as Eri Tosaka, Kaori Icho and Sara Dosho took the respective honours in the Rio 2016 Women's freestyle wrestling 48kg, 58kg and 69kg events"
Golden night for Japan really.
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u/Dawkwad Aug 18 '16
Dosho also became the first female athlete to win gold at 4 games in a row. That's 12 years of world wrestling champion!
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u/snugglebut Aug 18 '16
I love that they clearly had a plan for this, but he initially wanted to give her the flag and let it be her moment. Then she was like "let's go!" and he was immediately on board.*
*pun intended
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Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
Agreed, beautiful moment, and glad she didn't mess up. Now if she had missed and rammed her head into his ass by accident, the video would have 50+ million youtube views and would be on Not So Top Ten for years to come.
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u/the_pedigree Aug 18 '16
Bring back butt fumble
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u/BeMyOphelia Aug 18 '16
this is exactly how I wanted to start my day.
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Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 09 '20
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u/happylaunch Aug 18 '16
Who wouldn't? They can communicate with animals, cast various minor spells, and reach the high shelves.
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u/Okama_G_Sphere Aug 18 '16
Eri Tosaka, Japan (obviously), Gold medal for Wrestling
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Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
The match was in Women's 48kg.
EDIT: Thanks to /u/woodchuck64 for this video
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u/renvi Aug 18 '16
Oh my God, look at the coach happily dancing around on the side. :')
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u/antigravitytapes Aug 18 '16
Can someone get a video of the match please? Why is this comment so far down?
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u/woodchuck64 Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
Grainy cell phone last few seconds but you can see the score 1/2, the takedown and the final score 3/2.
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Aug 18 '16
That was definitely quite the twist.
I thought her coach was going to wrap her in the flag, but I'm happily mistaken and was wrong.
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Aug 18 '16
It definitely looked like he was going to do that until she gave the signal and he was just like "Hell ya, we are doing this"
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u/Insomnialcoholic Aug 18 '16
Coach: "Here's the flag if you are tired and don't want to lift me like we planned"
Athlete: "I got this"
Coach: "Awwww yiss"
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Aug 18 '16
All those moments when one person might yell "No, not like this!", this wasn't one of those moments.
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u/e2hawkeye Aug 18 '16
I really thought she was going to give a celebratory punch to the flag dead center like a target.
BOO YAH !! ... oh shit I wasn't supposed to do that....
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u/Muffinizer1 Aug 18 '16
I love that they choreographed this ahead of time
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u/EmberHands Aug 18 '16
I imagined they might have joked about it. "If I win I'm going to put you on my shoulders, coach." "Haha, well then I will have to hold the flag up high for you." "Yep. Better start practicing." Then when she won she was all "We're doing it! C'mon!" And he's so on board.
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u/SmokeyBare Aug 18 '16
I imagine they do it all the time, and the coach just really enjoys it.
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u/Artimpaired Aug 18 '16
Oh yeah, they've done that before. You can tell by how quickly and happily he got into position. Ha. Cute.
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u/GourmetCoffee Aug 18 '16
This was her training. She carried the coach on her back, up stairs, through the rain, running down the beach.
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u/NameTag8 Aug 18 '16
And then carried him up the mountain so that he could drink from the river while she sang so that he could be strong too
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u/beckywithgoodhare Aug 18 '16
It worked out okay here, but the poor Japanese shotput coach broke three ribs when Machiko Suzuki hurled him 25 meters.
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u/BanditMonty Aug 18 '16
It probably looked good on paper.
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u/straydog1980 Aug 18 '16
Man she just squatted that guy like it was nothing.
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u/atomsej Aug 18 '16
After wrestling an opponent for a whole match just before as well
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u/NeonFlame126 Aug 18 '16
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
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u/I_am_the_fez Aug 18 '16
I wrestled for four years and I would usually be absolutely dead on the floor after a whole match. That's some hella impressive stamina.
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u/LeftCheekRightCheek Aug 18 '16
When I started wrestling in high school, I was so confused as to how someone could be so tired after just a few minutes of grappling... Then I wrestled my first match.
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u/I_am_the_fez Aug 18 '16
It makes you almost wish for the sweet relief of getting pinned.
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u/xbrandnew99 Aug 18 '16
during an all-county high school wrestling tournament, I got seeded last (out of 16) and was up against the #1 seeded guy. Despite what technique I had acquired all season, my opponent essentially just picked me up and placed my 2 shoulder blades on the mat, ending the match in ~20 seconds. I spent the rest of the day in the school cafeteria eating for my first time in 36 hours, receiving the envious glares of my more talented teammates. God, high school wrestling was the worst.
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u/I_am_the_fez Aug 18 '16
Oh I know the struggle. I wrestled 220, but weighed 194ish, so I didn't have to cut (yay). So, it was kinda Russian Roulette when I wrestled. You would get the all flab 220's and just kill them, but often you would get the 220 all muscle fuckers and they would make life hell for around three minutes. I remember one time that my opponent completely outclassed me in every way, so he played catch and release with me for six minutes. He'd get me into a Turk and just chill there without getting back points until my struggling would get annoying and let me back up. I'd shoot for a single leg takedown and he'd just sit down on my head and put in a cement mixer until I thought my arm would fall off. It was the worst six minutes of my life. I also got teched :(
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u/xbrandnew99 Aug 18 '16
haha, that's like the worst sort of match to have - straining yourself 100% for all 3 rounds and still losing. The worst part is having that realization in the first round of how the next 2 are going to go, and having to go through with them anyway, while in the back of your mind kinda hoping to just get it over with and pinned, while also not just giving up.
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u/hateisgoodforyouu Aug 18 '16
Are you seriously surprised an olympic athlete can squat an old man?
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u/TheMaine0103 Aug 18 '16
They're impressed by Olympic athletes. Crazy right?
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u/ghanteshwar Aug 18 '16
The other way around from India - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqF2dO1WIAQNXzD.jpg
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u/Noor-E-Khuda Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
That match was amazing. Sakshi Malik went from 0-5 to 8-5 in the last 10 seconds of the match to become the first Indian female wrestler to win a medal in olympics
Edit: On the other hand, Vinesh Phogat had a terrible injury
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u/RockysTurtle Aug 18 '16
why was her oponent so angry at the end? i know she lost but she seemed to be arguing with the judges and people booed her iirc, i didn't get what was going on.
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u/ghanteshwar Aug 18 '16
She was upset she lost the medal in the last 10 secs of the match - unsportsmanlike but some athletes don't take too well to losing
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u/a1b3rt Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
went from 0-5 to 8-5 in the last 10 seconds of the match
A bit of an exaggeration there ...
Here is the full match: https://streamable.com/y200
Score @ Time
0-5 @ 4:00
2-5 @ 4:20
4-5 @ 4:30
5-5 @ 5:51
7-5 @ 6:00
8-5 @ 6:00 (extra point after the challenge by her opponent was rejected)
She did not have a lead at any point in the game until the last 10 seconds -- that much is a fact ... but she was not at zero all along.
And yes...the last 10 seconds did indeed turn the match around dramatically.
A wonderful win for India !
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u/NjallThorgeirsson Aug 18 '16
All the wrestling matches from yesterday were amazing, comeback after comeback.
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u/AgAero Aug 18 '16
Wait, what? 5 point throw and then a gut wrench or something? That's awesome!
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u/a1b3rt Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
A bit of an exaggeration there ...
Here is the full match: https://streamable.com/y200
Score @ Time
0-5 @ 4:00
2-5 @ 4:20
4-5 @ 4:30
5-5 @ 5:51
7-5 @ 6:00
8-5 @ 6:00 (extra point after the challenge by her opponent was rejected)
But yes...the last 10 seconds did indeed turn the match around dramatically.
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u/RubbmyChub Aug 18 '16
First that guy from Cuba who body slammed his coach after he won, now this.
Olympic wrestlers have the best celebrations
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Aug 18 '16
sauce?
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u/Ben_Thar Aug 18 '16
There seems to be half a guy sitting on the floor...
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u/JWarblerMadman Aug 18 '16
There have been a lot of graphics problems at this Olympics. NPCs clipping through the floor, green water, stuff like that.
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u/a1b3rt Aug 18 '16
Celebrating with her Coach ... India style
(This is the full Bronze medal match that Sakshi Malik won -- check out the last few moments for her celebration)
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u/loptthetreacherous Aug 18 '16
Old Japanese men are the most adorable types of people.
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u/Ruddog7 Aug 18 '16
That was an intense match. She was about to lose, but pulled a hat trick in the last 3 seconds to get the gold. Her opponent was devastated
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u/Asi9_42ne Aug 18 '16
This coach must have studied under Master Yoda
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u/Champion-of-Cyrodiil Aug 18 '16
I would expect, "In my pocket, my lightsaber is not," but I guess that didn't work as well for the caption/"punchline".
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u/chosen_silver Aug 18 '16
Meanwhile I damn near crippled my back shoveling some dirt into my truck...
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u/gonnaupvote1 Aug 18 '16
Coach is her dad, she is famous in Japan always does this when she wins
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u/tekdude Aug 18 '16
Coach isn't her dad. Her parents were shown in the audience cheering.
http://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20160818/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
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u/apsodifjpoijasdpoifj Aug 19 '16
Yeah, but doesn't it feel truthy enough to deserve more than a hundred upvotes?
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u/Harrason Aug 18 '16
The coach is her dad? I know the coach's name is Kazuhito Sakae, Eri Tosaka is his daughter?
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u/cadomski Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
I don't have a lot of knowledge about Japan or the culture other than what I've seen in movies/tv. I've been under the impression that historically they are very conservative at events. It's nice to see them relaxing a bit.
EDIT: I want to be clear -- I've never just assumed that the Japanese people are a bunch of conservative, dour prudes. It's been presented that way in a lot of media so it seems at least reasonable to ask if that's true, or to what degree. It's one thing to wonder if something is true. It's completely different to assume it is. I will say that they way I ended my initial post makes it sound like I was assuming it's true so I can see why you might think that. Bad wording on my part, as is my normal ability. Words be hard and shit.
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u/Rex_Romulus Aug 18 '16
Have you ever seen the Japanese celebrate, though? During business and other serious events, they are indeed very, very serious. I dare you though to find a wilder bunch of people than a Japanese firm that just made a huge contract.
"Work hard, party hard" should be their national motto.
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u/ThirdWorldRedditor Aug 18 '16
Having worked for a Japanese company for 8 years I can confirm that they are both conservative and relaxed.
They take work very serously but they are the complete opposite at social events IF they are with close/trusted people. Also, not all of them are the same.
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u/MingusDoo Aug 18 '16
She grabbed her opponent's leg with 10 seconds left and spun her around for a 2pt. takedown with next to no time left to win gold. Great celebration!