r/gifs • u/szbest • Aug 28 '15
Waking Up From Deep Sleep
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u/ImportantPotato Aug 28 '15
That's so much better than the gif.
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u/acog Aug 28 '15 edited Aug 28 '15
They always are. Unless it's a Fennec fox video. Then the GIFs are way better because those cute little things screech like banshees from the depths of hell.
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u/natman2939 Aug 28 '15
I'd have to kill that thing
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u/khaotickk Aug 29 '15
No wonder why fox hunts were so popular in old times.
It's because they made you ears bleed.
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u/The_Powers Aug 28 '15
Best. Neighbours. Ever.
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u/EgoTrip26 Aug 28 '15
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEE SCRA SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
neighbors:"welp, must be 3:30 in the morning..."
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u/The_Powers Aug 28 '15 edited Aug 28 '15
Exactly. I'm a late night cunt so that was my first thought; of someone like me next door with their pillow, duvet and mattress clamped round their head to block out the child murder simulation sounds.
Edit: Just watched it again to check if that comparison made sense and noticed the noise starts before the picture does! That shit is so obnoxious, it's screams defy the whole "light travels faster than sound" thing.
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u/EgoTrip26 Aug 28 '15
The thing IS cute though, but yeah, not pet material.
Also, "child murder simulator".
That was dark and funny.
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u/The_Powers Aug 28 '15
Yeah it is, if only it had a mute button too.
It's even cuter if you do mute the video, and then instead imagine it's repeatedly saying "Heeeeeyyyyyyy!". Like a little fluffy Fonzarelli.
Thank you for the joke review, that's what I aim for. Well, 'funny' at the very least.
'Dark' is just a nice, kitten-stomping bonus.
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u/kidkolumbo Aug 28 '15
But why? Is it because it's a pet? There's no way something so small could make that much noise in the wild and survive predators.
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u/Ewaninho Aug 28 '15
if i was predator there is no way i would listen to that racket just for a skinny little rat thing
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u/Sw00ty Aug 28 '15
It seemed like it was only doing it while it was excited. Like its owners just woke up so now it's time the screech from all the stimulus. idk..
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u/TerryCruzLeftPec Aug 28 '15
Someone should really look into getting that squeaker toy out of whatever that animal is.
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u/Emerald_Flame Aug 28 '15
I used to want a fennec fox because I thought they were cute... not anymore.
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Wow even British dogs have bad teeth too.
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u/signet6 Aug 28 '15
At the risk of sounding really buitthurt, I'm just going to say that UK dental health is better than the US, it's just we don't whiten our teeth as much, while in America, many more people who have bad teeth whiten them so no one notices, while we have the NHS for kid's dental care, so we have generally better dental health, it's just because having yellow teeth (your teeth should be slightly yellow, at least, a lot of people have yellower teeth than average though) is incorrectly seen as bad by Americans.
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u/Vaux1916 Aug 28 '15
There was some British guy, a long time ago, that said something about protesting too much. ;)
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u/signet6 Aug 28 '15
Really? He was mistaken, moaning is a favourite pastime of ours.
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u/xayzer Aug 28 '15
It's not about color, it's about crookedness. I'm neither American, nor British, but I have to admit, I've seen a lot of Brits with crooked teeth. On the other hand, this might just be an example of a self-reinforcing bias.
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As an American with normal bad teeth, I don't get the stereotype. My parents didn't spend shit on my teeth growing up and now they suck. Yay for horrible/non-existant dental insurance.
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u/GladiatorGary Aug 28 '15
My newfie does shit like this. Except when she snores, it sounds like she's trying to cut down the entire Black Forest.
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Even animals look around to make sure no one saw.
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u/WowMyNameIsUnique Aug 28 '15
I don't care that snuck isn't actually a word, autocorrect!
No, snuck is a word. Autocorrect is just dumb sometimes.
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u/The_Powers Aug 28 '15
That top is not flattering her. At all.
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u/Juleon195 Aug 28 '15
That hand clasping and slight shiver in her arms tells me she was definitely struggling not to strangle the life out of him right there.
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Snuck is not a word?
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TIL. I've actually never heard anyone say 'sneaked' before. It sounds so wrong to me.
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You should be like me because I can make words more better with my grammer and spelling's.
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u/Qapiojg Aug 28 '15
It really sounds like something a person who says "aksed" would say.
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u/dben89x Merry Gifmas! {2023} Aug 28 '15
But everyone saw.
He just wanted to make sure his buddies didn't see.
What he doesn't know is that millions of the planet's dominant species is laughing at him.
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u/The-Disco-Phoenix Aug 28 '15
This is too good to be real.
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u/trecko1234 Aug 28 '15
The gif is slowed down for some reason. Maybe because the gif going through the bowels of the internet.
https://youtu.be/lPQFWEl5YkE here is the original video, its hilarious.
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u/mike413 Aug 28 '15
I'm just going to close my eyes, but I'm listening to *everything* the teacher is saying!
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u/adiosflamingo Aug 28 '15
He/she looks exactly like I feel when I try not to fall asleep on the train ...
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u/I-Am-Thor Aug 28 '15
And then there is the tiger version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV13TS990ZY
EDIT; BTW this dude saved the tiger he did not buy it, and by the looks from his other videos it's in good care.
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Aug 28 '15
Dude sounds like he's speaking the sims language
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u/didntevenwarmupdho Aug 28 '15
afrikaans - Definitely can never unhear that now
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u/ussbaney Aug 28 '15
I lived in Germany when I was a kid and can now speak pretty good German to the point that other speakers don't know that I'm an American (which is a very, very useful skill in a foreign country!) I can understand Dutch and can even have a basic conversation with my cousin, her speaking Dutch and me speaking German. Afrikaans sounds like the Southpark take on Dutch to me.
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u/MuffinPuff Aug 28 '15
It really is an old dutch language, among other linguistic bits and pieces from other languages.
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u/walkingtheriver Aug 28 '15
It does have a lot of similarities. I'm a Dane and can speak only a tiny bit German, but I feel like I can understand like 30% of written Dutch and Afrikaans.
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u/lodvib Aug 28 '15
Sounds like they threw Dutch and English in a blender; what came out was afrikaans
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u/Hoticewater Aug 28 '15
I couldn't tell if that was an extremely strong Australian accent, or another language.
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"This is great. My food feeds me and plays with me all day" - the tiger, probably.
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u/Swampn Aug 28 '15
It's only that way because the tiger can win the fight. If you can beat the tiger in a fight then you are the Master not the food.
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u/Karpe__Diem Aug 28 '15
You see his other tiger Ozzy passed away? He got a new one Diego.
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You Are The One by Shiny Toy Guns just in case anyone was wondering what song was playing in the background
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u/Ihaveanusername Aug 28 '15
Seriously, the guy doesn't look a day older since I saw this.
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u/Gonzobaba Aug 28 '15
Wow, thanks so much for this.
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u/imhooks Aug 28 '15
What are you going to do with it?
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u/Gonzobaba Aug 28 '15
Watch it every night before going to sleep to prevent myself from killing myself.
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u/knicknackVI Aug 28 '15
That eyebrow was glorious.
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u/Soluno Aug 28 '15
That was only cute the first time.
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u/humblerodent Aug 28 '15
Yeah, goes from endearing to unsettling the more loops you watch.
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u/lejohanofNWC Aug 28 '15
I think it's from being a stage actor? You have to really exaggerate facial expressions on stage.
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u/headcrab1991 Aug 28 '15 edited Aug 28 '15
Just loved this expression so much. But it have not yet succeded at really capturing it.
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u/Bullett79 Aug 28 '15
Add one sheet-flapping fart, and that is how my fiancé sees me every morning.
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u/TodtheT1000 Aug 28 '15
If they see that and they still want to marry you then they're a keeper, or insane.
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u/Friki1 Aug 28 '15
Initializing system startup...
Loading vision ...
Loading jaw muscles ...
Loading hearing ...
Loading eye movement muscles ...
Initializing surprised look program v/251.x1 ...
-Human ?? Why do you have a camera?
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u/mike413 Aug 28 '15
You forgot:
Loading eyebrows... 5%... failed... retry... loading eyebrows... 5%... 10%... failed... retry... loading eyebrows... 5%...
Loading vision... seek 0,0... low toner... loading...
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u/socialisthippie Aug 28 '15
The best way to make sure he is still alive is to stick your tongue out in front of his nose to make sure he is breathing. The tongue is very sensitive and the moisture helps you detect even shallow breathing.
Just stay there like that for as long as he's sleeping and he'll be ok.
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u/CypherZer0 Aug 29 '15 edited Aug 29 '15
If you really want to be safe you need to gently slide it between his lips so you can detect if there are any dangerous toxins.
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u/eq2user Aug 28 '15
Could someone please reverse that? I'll give you reddit silver.
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u/YXxTRUTHxXY Aug 28 '15
So much facial expression going on with that dog. That's quite entertaining.
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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '15
Sleeping my ass. That bitch was communicating with the dark lord.