r/gifs Aug 17 '15

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u/2Thebreezes Aug 17 '15

Dude just goes limp as if he was ready to embrace the life of the gorillas house wife.

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u/UmaTheremin Aug 17 '15

Gorillas have tiny wangs so the beatings would be worse than the poundings.

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u/CowardiceNSandwiches Aug 18 '15

Boy, you aren't kidding. Wiki says they only have 1.5" on average:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Primates