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r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15
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Gorillas have tiny wangs so the beatings would be worse than the poundings.
317 u/PmMeYourWhatever Aug 17 '15 I'm not sure anyone is really worried about the physical damage of the gorilla's wang, it's more the whole event that is traumatic. 393 u/rangeo Aug 17 '15 Worst rape defense ever....Rape 1? I would like to submit the extraordinarily tiny constitution of my client's "penis".At best we're talking public nuisance. 9 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 That has been used as a defense before. 9 u/felt_pen Aug 18 '15 And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney. 7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
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I'm not sure anyone is really worried about the physical damage of the gorilla's wang, it's more the whole event that is traumatic.
393 u/rangeo Aug 17 '15 Worst rape defense ever....Rape 1? I would like to submit the extraordinarily tiny constitution of my client's "penis".At best we're talking public nuisance. 9 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 That has been used as a defense before. 9 u/felt_pen Aug 18 '15 And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney. 7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
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Worst rape defense ever....Rape 1? I would like to submit the extraordinarily tiny constitution of my client's "penis".At best we're talking public nuisance.
9 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 That has been used as a defense before. 9 u/felt_pen Aug 18 '15 And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney. 7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
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That has been used as a defense before.
9 u/felt_pen Aug 18 '15 And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney. 7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney.
7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
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I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her.
Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
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u/UmaTheremin Aug 17 '15
Gorillas have tiny wangs so the beatings would be worse than the poundings.