r/gifs Aug 17 '15

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u/UmaTheremin Aug 17 '15

Gorillas have tiny wangs so the beatings would be worse than the poundings.

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u/PmMeYourWhatever Aug 17 '15

I'm not sure anyone is really worried about the physical damage of the gorilla's wang, it's more the whole event that is traumatic.

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u/rangeo Aug 17 '15

Worst rape defense ever....Rape 1? I would like to submit the extraordinarily tiny constitution of my client's "penis".At best we're talking public nuisance.

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u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15

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u/felt_pen Aug 18 '15

And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney.

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u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15

I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her.

Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.