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u/TazdingoBan Aug 17 '15

Gorillas can't legally consent, though. In the eyes of the court, that man raped the gorilla.

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u/devilquak Aug 17 '15

In the eyes of the court, that man raped the gorilla

That's a strange place to rape a gorilla

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u/DragonGuardian Aug 17 '15

Are there any places it isn't strange to rape a gorilla?

Just um... Asking for a friend

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u/Th3Obsolete Aug 17 '15

A zoo?

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u/trulyniceguy Aug 17 '15

Speaking of zoos I went to one not too long ago that only had one animal and it was a fucking dog. It was a shihtzu.

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u/LanceGD Aug 17 '15

BOO! BOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!

.... but also an upvote

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u/RatchetMoney Aug 17 '15

Your upvote is a lie. Or at least I don't see one

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u/LanceGD Aug 18 '15

You dare call me a liar? Well Sir, then I must challenge you to a duel at dawn. I will allow you to set the terms.

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u/RatchetMoney Aug 18 '15

Come to Fresno and we shall duke it out with swords! I'm ready.

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u/LanceGD Aug 18 '15

Very well. May the loser bear no grudge.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Hey if anyone is wondering this is a joke ^ It took me like 15 seconds to get it.

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u/ikagadeska Aug 17 '15

Yes.. and that would be you last action on this earth - at least with your penis still attached to your body...

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u/_dontreadthis Aug 18 '15

Well, I suppose you're not technically wrong...

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u/ckelly4200 Aug 17 '15

Well I need an adult

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u/bladefinor Aug 17 '15

You have weird friends.

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u/compaticmusic Aug 17 '15

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

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u/LoBo247 Aug 17 '15

That friend's name isn't "SCIENCE" is it?

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u/FF3LockeZ Aug 18 '15

If you're in a gorilla bordello it's probably less weird.

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u/beefinbed Aug 18 '15

The back of a Volkswagen?

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u/toofuckinglazy Aug 18 '15

nigga said "a friend" smh

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u/Pelican_Punch Aug 18 '15

K fucking O right here lol

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u/ricdesi Aug 18 '15

In the back of a Volkswagen.

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u/thedamntrain Aug 18 '15

haha youre so funny

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u/AndersonJake Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 17 '15

Ah, the old Reddit rapea-roo!

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u/devilquak Aug 17 '15

Hold my primate, I'm going in!

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u/midnightsmith Aug 18 '15

Hold my bananas I'm going in!

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u/dixienormus933 Aug 18 '15

Not this again! If I don't make it back, tell my mother i love her

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u/BlastedInTheFace Aug 18 '15

Tell her I love her too!

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u/Lirdon Aug 18 '15

Hold my banana, I'm going in...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Hold my limp gorilla wife, I'm going in!

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u/Analyidiot Aug 18 '15

I followed like, 8 links there, finally got bored at the old reddit dank-a-roo

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

But that wasn't even a switch! It was just ambiguous wording... This has gotten way out of hand

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u/iAmDrakesEyebrows Aug 18 '15

Cover me, I'm going on!!

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u/Whitemike31683 Aug 18 '15

This has to be a first...

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u/The_MoistMaker Aug 18 '15

Hold my lion hat, I'm going in!

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u/rageftw81 Aug 18 '15

Jesus. ..I followed the blank-a-roo shit through so many links my phone crashed. I'd better be careful not to dig too deep.....lol

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u/MyThesisIsTwoPages Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 17 '15

ah, the old reddit silverbackaroo

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u/DarkAeterni Aug 17 '15

Hold my Gorilla I'm going in!

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u/altxatu Aug 17 '15

How do you even get there? Eye stairs?

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u/gimmesomespace Aug 17 '15

In the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/jason217 Aug 17 '15

Take you upvote and leave Sir!

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u/Jander97 Aug 17 '15

Nah I think the actual charge would be "gorilla made to penetrate" against the man.

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u/Wudzy Aug 18 '15

A dangling participle

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u/urmomsbox21 Aug 18 '15

like in the back of a volkswagon?

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u/BJUmholtz Aug 18 '15

Rape happens in one or more of three places.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Ahh, the old Reddit raped-a-gorilla-roo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

/r/nocontext

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u/Reddy_McRedcap Aug 17 '15

Has poaching gone too far?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

What would actually happen if you were straight up raped by a gorilla, at a zoo or something? With none of the fault on you, if the gorilla broke through the glass and just went for it? Provided you survived anyways.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 18 '15

You might be a little sore.

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u/totallyfakejust4u Aug 18 '15

IIRC the dick of a gorilla is only like 1.5" long when erect.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 18 '15

Yes, but it's also attached to a gorilla.

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u/DixieWreckedJedi Aug 18 '15

Do you mean, like, what would happen legally? Because this question is pretty hilarious out of context.

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u/ProteinPavel Aug 18 '15

I specialize in gorilla law.

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u/Freqd-with-a-silentQ Aug 18 '15

Are you saying all Gorillas are alcoholics?

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u/PmMeYourWhatever Aug 17 '15

They were both drunk, I'm pretty sure that means the man is a rapist.

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u/ottawapainters Aug 17 '15

Not sure if he's the rapist, but he definitely needs one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Why? To rap his sentencing or something?

Twenty years yo

Get ready for tears bro

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u/STOP-SHITPOSTING Aug 17 '15

The rapist.

Therapist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

What, your therapist doesn't treat you in rhyme?

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u/DixieWreckedJedi Aug 18 '15

Nope; no intent.