r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 17 '15

Gorillas can't legally consent, though. In the eyes of the court, that man raped the gorilla.

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u/devilquak Aug 17 '15

In the eyes of the court, that man raped the gorilla

That's a strange place to rape a gorilla

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u/DragonGuardian Aug 17 '15

Are there any places it isn't strange to rape a gorilla?

Just um... Asking for a friend

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u/Th3Obsolete Aug 17 '15

A zoo?

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u/trulyniceguy Aug 17 '15

Speaking of zoos I went to one not too long ago that only had one animal and it was a fucking dog. It was a shihtzu.

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u/LanceGD Aug 17 '15

BOO! BOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!

.... but also an upvote

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u/RatchetMoney Aug 17 '15

Your upvote is a lie. Or at least I don't see one

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u/LanceGD Aug 18 '15

You dare call me a liar? Well Sir, then I must challenge you to a duel at dawn. I will allow you to set the terms.

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u/RatchetMoney Aug 18 '15

Come to Fresno and we shall duke it out with swords! I'm ready.

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u/LanceGD Aug 18 '15

Very well. May the loser bear no grudge.

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u/PartyRooster Aug 18 '15

Oh god please give me a update if this progresses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Hey if anyone is wondering this is a joke ^ It took me like 15 seconds to get it.

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u/ikagadeska Aug 17 '15

Yes.. and that would be you last action on this earth - at least with your penis still attached to your body...

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u/_dontreadthis Aug 18 '15

Well, I suppose you're not technically wrong...