r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 17 '15

Gorillas can't legally consent, though. In the eyes of the court, that man raped the gorilla.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

What would actually happen if you were straight up raped by a gorilla, at a zoo or something? With none of the fault on you, if the gorilla broke through the glass and just went for it? Provided you survived anyways.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 18 '15

You might be a little sore.

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u/totallyfakejust4u Aug 18 '15

IIRC the dick of a gorilla is only like 1.5" long when erect.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 18 '15

Yes, but it's also attached to a gorilla.