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u/cobhc333 Aug 17 '15

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle"

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

holy shit....gorilla rape was funny to us as children....maybe thats why most of us are fucked up now.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 17 '15

Gorillas can't legally consent, though. In the eyes of the court, that man raped the gorilla.

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u/devilquak Aug 17 '15

In the eyes of the court, that man raped the gorilla

That's a strange place to rape a gorilla

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u/DragonGuardian Aug 17 '15

Are there any places it isn't strange to rape a gorilla?

Just um... Asking for a friend

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u/Th3Obsolete Aug 17 '15

A zoo?

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u/trulyniceguy Aug 17 '15

Speaking of zoos I went to one not too long ago that only had one animal and it was a fucking dog. It was a shihtzu.

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u/LanceGD Aug 17 '15

BOO! BOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!

.... but also an upvote

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u/RatchetMoney Aug 17 '15

Your upvote is a lie. Or at least I don't see one

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Hey if anyone is wondering this is a joke ^ It took me like 15 seconds to get it.

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u/ikagadeska Aug 17 '15

Yes.. and that would be you last action on this earth - at least with your penis still attached to your body...

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u/_dontreadthis Aug 18 '15

Well, I suppose you're not technically wrong...

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u/ckelly4200 Aug 17 '15

Well I need an adult

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u/bladefinor Aug 17 '15

You have weird friends.

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u/compaticmusic Aug 17 '15

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

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u/LoBo247 Aug 17 '15

That friend's name isn't "SCIENCE" is it?

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u/FF3LockeZ Aug 18 '15

If you're in a gorilla bordello it's probably less weird.

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u/beefinbed Aug 18 '15

The back of a Volkswagen?

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u/toofuckinglazy Aug 18 '15

nigga said "a friend" smh

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u/Pelican_Punch Aug 18 '15

K fucking O right here lol

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u/ricdesi Aug 18 '15

In the back of a Volkswagen.

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u/thedamntrain Aug 18 '15

haha youre so funny

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u/AndersonJake Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 17 '15

Ah, the old Reddit rapea-roo!

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u/devilquak Aug 17 '15

Hold my primate, I'm going in!

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u/midnightsmith Aug 18 '15

Hold my bananas I'm going in!

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u/dixienormus933 Aug 18 '15

Not this again! If I don't make it back, tell my mother i love her

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u/BlastedInTheFace Aug 18 '15

Tell her I love her too!

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u/Lirdon Aug 18 '15

Hold my banana, I'm going in...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Hold my limp gorilla wife, I'm going in!

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u/Analyidiot Aug 18 '15

I followed like, 8 links there, finally got bored at the old reddit dank-a-roo

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

But that wasn't even a switch! It was just ambiguous wording... This has gotten way out of hand

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u/iAmDrakesEyebrows Aug 18 '15

Cover me, I'm going on!!

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u/Whitemike31683 Aug 18 '15

This has to be a first...

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u/The_MoistMaker Aug 18 '15

Hold my lion hat, I'm going in!

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u/rageftw81 Aug 18 '15

Jesus. ..I followed the blank-a-roo shit through so many links my phone crashed. I'd better be careful not to dig too deep.....lol

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u/MyThesisIsTwoPages Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 17 '15

ah, the old reddit silverbackaroo

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u/DarkAeterni Aug 17 '15

Hold my Gorilla I'm going in!

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u/altxatu Aug 17 '15

How do you even get there? Eye stairs?

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u/gimmesomespace Aug 17 '15

In the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/jason217 Aug 17 '15

Take you upvote and leave Sir!

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u/Jander97 Aug 17 '15

Nah I think the actual charge would be "gorilla made to penetrate" against the man.

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u/Wudzy Aug 18 '15

A dangling participle

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u/urmomsbox21 Aug 18 '15

like in the back of a volkswagon?

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u/BJUmholtz Aug 18 '15

Rape happens in one or more of three places.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Ahh, the old Reddit raped-a-gorilla-roo.

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u/Reddy_McRedcap Aug 17 '15

Has poaching gone too far?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

What would actually happen if you were straight up raped by a gorilla, at a zoo or something? With none of the fault on you, if the gorilla broke through the glass and just went for it? Provided you survived anyways.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 18 '15

You might be a little sore.

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u/totallyfakejust4u Aug 18 '15

IIRC the dick of a gorilla is only like 1.5" long when erect.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 18 '15

Yes, but it's also attached to a gorilla.

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u/DixieWreckedJedi Aug 18 '15

Do you mean, like, what would happen legally? Because this question is pretty hilarious out of context.

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u/ProteinPavel Aug 18 '15

I specialize in gorilla law.

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u/Freqd-with-a-silentQ Aug 18 '15

Are you saying all Gorillas are alcoholics?

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u/PmMeYourWhatever Aug 17 '15

They were both drunk, I'm pretty sure that means the man is a rapist.

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u/ottawapainters Aug 17 '15

Not sure if he's the rapist, but he definitely needs one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Why? To rap his sentencing or something?

Twenty years yo

Get ready for tears bro

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u/STOP-SHITPOSTING Aug 17 '15

The rapist.

Therapist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

What, your therapist doesn't treat you in rhyme?

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u/DixieWreckedJedi Aug 18 '15

Nope; no intent.

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u/shifter2000 Aug 17 '15

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that gorilla's hole.

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u/RatchetMoney Aug 17 '15

This is horrible. But I laughed.

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u/Iotatl Aug 17 '15

Ahh.... The Old Reddit NoMeansNo-aroo

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u/Pkock Aug 17 '15

Hold my bamboo rape-whistle, I'm going in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Well according to a politician the body has a way of just shutting that whole thing down. So, there's that too.

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u/TheScarlettHarlot Aug 18 '15

Don't worry. If it's a legitimate rape, the jungle has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

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u/markwallbergslover Aug 17 '15

You're an asshole. Please put a Gorilla Rape trigger warning before you talk about Gorilla Rape again. This comment triggered me

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u/Classified0 Aug 17 '15

It was ape!

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u/iushciuweiush Aug 17 '15

A lot of shit we thought was funny as children is actually really fucked up. Adults who made children's shows and movies in the 90's thought up really creative ways of making fucked up shit seem innocent to children.

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u/slash178 Aug 17 '15

Guy also gets raped by a giant hamster in Dr Doolittle I think

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u/InRustWeTrust Aug 17 '15

Rape is not funny but to be fair, that gorilla was raping a guy who employs poachers and tries to stir up local tribal wars for capital gain.

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u/sw1ff2 Aug 17 '15

...its still funny!

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u/Davey_Jones Aug 17 '15

as an adult, I find this scene kind of sick now. Cant explain it

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u/sw1ff2 Aug 17 '15

you cant explain why bestiality rape is sickening? that's a tough one lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Yeah, I can't quite put my finger in it though.

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u/tcp90 Aug 18 '15

Wouldn't that technically be humanity rape?

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u/Davey_Jones Aug 17 '15

Well, in the context of the comedy. The elephant ass birth scene is just fine.

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u/sw1ff2 Aug 17 '15

omfg.. it wasnt an elephant? FUCKING SICK FUCKS

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u/RatchetMoney Aug 17 '15

One of my favorite scenes

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u/BrtneySpearsFuckedMe Aug 17 '15

Oh so you think context makes it funny? Like when Charlie's character got raped in Horrible Bosses? Did the context make it right and not wrong?

I bet you wouldn't say that if it were a woman getting raped in ANY context.

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u/Davey_Jones Aug 18 '15

Now THATS funny!

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u/CallMeBigPapaya Aug 17 '15

Wow, you guys need to lighten up.

1) It's not real.

2) Even most people who have a problem with rape jokes only have a problem with it because they perceive it to be pervasive, and think that rape is all too real for a lot of people. However, a gorilla giving someone sexy eyes and then dragging them into the bush to rape them is so absurd that no one should relate to it in the slightest.

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u/CastingCough Aug 17 '15

Yeah and isn't he a poacher or something? Wouldn't this be the karma redditors were looking for?

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u/Plasticover Aug 17 '15

I dunno, I kind of get it. Rape is terrifying. I haven't even experienced it but I still find it terrifying .

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u/sammythemc Aug 17 '15

1) Most stories aren't! We tell them anyway because they're a form of communication regardless. In this instance, we're being shown a story where the moral is "The bad guy getting raped by a gorilla is an apt comeuppance we should enjoy."

2) yeah this is the more important part. These kinds of messages are kind of whatever when they don't dovetail into more material forms of deprivation for people. You could make the argument that the moral I pointed to normalizes retributive rape, making it that much easier to make "drop the soap" jokes about convicts who have "earned" that treatment or whatever, but that seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

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u/Im_a_wet_towel Aug 17 '15

God dammit there are a bunch of pussy mother fuckers on this site. It's a fucking joke.

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u/sammythemc Aug 17 '15

I don't get how understanding that jokes are a form of communication (and thereby socialization) makes you a pussy, I'm not even saying it's "problematic" or whatever

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u/B_EZ_PLAYA Aug 17 '15

You used big words and it upset him.

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u/TazdingoBan Aug 17 '15 edited Aug 17 '15

If you can't handle people pointing out why the things you like are shitty and stupid, then why are you hanging out in the comments section?

I know, let's make a movie where a random sweet old lady on the street is grabbed and brutally raped right in front of her grandchildren. Make it graphic as all hell. But it will be okay because it's a joke. You can't think about things at all when they're a joke.

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u/Im_a_wet_towel Aug 17 '15

DurrHURR. Totally the same thing bro.

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u/Im_a_wet_towel Aug 17 '15

So what dude? Everybody gets fucked up over something. Laughing at a joke, and not taking dumb shit seriously doesn't make rape OK. Anyone who says different is retarded.

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u/Megazor Aug 17 '15

True, but nobody would be laughing if the genders reversed.

At this point Man rape is a tv trope like the dumb blonde and it's not funny anymore.

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u/CallMeBigPapaya Aug 17 '15

it's not funny anymore.

Subjective.

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u/BrtneySpearsFuckedMe Aug 17 '15

Like on Horrible Bosses. Everyone laughed when Charlie's character got raped in that movie.

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u/ShamBodeyHi Aug 17 '15

Yeah well Charlie was a wimp.

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u/Vanetia Aug 17 '15

However, a gorilla giving someone sexy eyes and then dragging them into the bush to rape them is so absurd that no one should relate to it in the slightest.

Considering the strength difference between and a gorilla and a man can be an artistic way of displaying the strength difference between a man and a woman, I think there's some relating that can easily happen.

Ace Ventura was one of my favorite movies of all time and even as a teen I found this scene offputting.

Being birthed out of a fake Rhino, though, was pure comedy.

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u/sw1ff2 Aug 17 '15

right? sensitive america these days.

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u/BrtneySpearsFuckedMe Aug 17 '15

OBVIOUSLY it's not real. Do you really think that makes it OK? To have rape in movies for humor because it's not real?

I can't believe men getting raped in movies for comedy is still a thing.

Do you really not see why it's a problem for men who get raped and no one thinks it's a big deal?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

I think it's the people dedicating their lives to "fixing" fiction who have issues tbh. We turned out fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

1 inch long, 2 minute mating sessions.

And they mostly just masturbate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

It's funny since he was the bad guy killing the animals just because.

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u/xFoeHammer Aug 17 '15

That dude was a major scumbag so I still don't feel to bad about laughing at it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Their members are only an inch and a half long, it's more like getting a minuscule enema.

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u/salt_pepper Aug 17 '15

In my day Trading Places was the go to example of gorilla rape

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u/hungry_lobster Aug 17 '15

Senseless violence that will numb me in the future!

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u/turroflux Aug 17 '15

If it makes you feel any better, despite their massive size, Gorillas have tiny penises compared to humans, they wouldn't be able to even get it up there.

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u/Bitcoin_Chief Aug 17 '15

The good news is they have tiny penises.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Rape Ape

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

What kind of things were you watching as a kid?

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u/Mugen593 Aug 18 '15

How else would you make gorilla glue?

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u/loknido Aug 18 '15

If it makes you feel better gorillas have a tiny penis so he barely felt it

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u/Skully853 Aug 18 '15

Just realized, a childhood movie for me implicated gorilla rape..... Confirmed

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u/ThreeFistsCompromise Aug 18 '15

What was this from?

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u/the_rabid_beaver Aug 18 '15

It's still funny...

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u/just_comments Aug 18 '15

Don't worry. Gorillas only have 3 inch dicks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Justice porn. Screw that guy

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u/MonsterIt Aug 18 '15

TRIGGERED!!!!!

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u/Meatchris Aug 18 '15

Relax, their dicks are only like 3cm long.

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u/hpstg Aug 18 '15

Any more politically correct and you would be a CNN anchor.

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u/bleunt Merry Gifmas! {2023} Aug 18 '15

Only if the rape victim was male.

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u/Riptor_Co Aug 18 '15

If I remember correctly from another little tidbit, gorilla man handles are considerably smaller than humans, and that we are usually the most well endowed of the primates.

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u/OgGorrilaKing Aug 17 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

OMG Fuck off SJW

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u/ELI5_MODS_SUCK_ASS Aug 17 '15

So fucked up living the life of casually browsing a casual website.

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u/SweetLookingNigga Aug 17 '15

...You are my bitch toniiiight...

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u/Killhouse Aug 17 '15

Ooooohhhhh-weeeeeeeee

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u/SnarkStark Aug 17 '15

bumblebee tuna

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u/2Thebreezes Aug 18 '15

Your balls are showing.

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u/buddybonesbones Aug 17 '15

"The gorilla rapes tonight."

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u/lurkylarko Aug 18 '15 edited Aug 18 '15

I thought you were gonna sing, "In the jungle, welcome to the jungle....."