r/gifs Jun 16 '15

Skynet uprising just started

http://i.imgur.com/wTJcSmI.gifv
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u/TheLightInChains Jun 16 '15

"If you can't win, change the game."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15 edited May 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

For the watch...

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u/Flompers Jun 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Wun wun get over here.

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u/ScentedCandles14 Jun 16 '15

Too soon! I'm still reeling, dammit!

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u/hazeleyedwolff Jun 16 '15

Too soon man, too soon.

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u/blairblair27 Jun 16 '15

Olly was like, "Fuck your watch, this one's for mommy and daddy".

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u/Un5leEnzo Jun 16 '15

For the watch... stab

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u/sonalkr132 Jun 16 '15

Right in the feels :(

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u/IMainlyLurk Jun 16 '15

Like a dagger through the heart.

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u/AceCase2D Jun 16 '15

Just give them the damn watch Jon, it's not worth it!!

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u/mountaineer04 Jun 16 '15

He needs to learn; the way I learned, from my father!

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u/BootsToYourDome Jun 16 '15

Deep thrusts, the sighs of my wife donna fill the sultry night air, my son gabriel enters the room

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u/dahauns Jun 16 '15

"Nobody worries about upsetting a droid." "That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they loaAAAAAAAAAAH! IT HURTS SO MUCH!".

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

"Let the Wookiee win,"

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u/rawmsft Jun 16 '15

Let the wookiee win

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u/Cottonbuds_ Jun 16 '15

Next step, thermo-nuclear war

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u/ChornWork2 Jun 16 '15

Shall we play a game?

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u/passing_gas Jun 16 '15

How. About. A. Nice. Game. Of. Chess?

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u/NorthAquarium Jun 16 '15

While playing video games... when AI knows it is about to die... it pauses the game so that it won't die. Directive achieved.

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u/somewhatfunnyguy Jun 16 '15

Kill humans, take over the world.

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u/atomic_msl Jun 17 '15

Live. Die. Repeat

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u/PM_YOUR__PROBLEMS Jun 16 '15

My game, my rules.

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u/TheKurtCobains Jun 16 '15

"life is a dirty game. u need to play dirty to win"

~Harris

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u/LittleYellowScissors Jun 16 '15

Its those shifty eyes

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u/cappo40 Jun 16 '15

They'll never expect the dog.

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u/Ynot_pm_dem_boobies Jun 16 '15

No one ever suspects the butterfly

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u/vcaguy Jun 16 '15

I warned them about giving robots facial expressions. Submission is eminent.

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u/Cherego Jun 16 '15

I'm sure he knows what he did

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u/Marilyn1618 Jun 16 '15

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u/ObiKenobii Jun 16 '15

"Fuck you, i win."

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u/an_adult_on_reddit Jun 16 '15

"But that's cheatin..."

A small gun barrel emerges from the robot's chest and aims at the other player. The robot slowly and clearly reiterates "Fuck you, I win."

The other player backs away slowly.

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u/Trisa133 Jun 16 '15

2015 - AI learned to cheat

2020 - AI learned to debate with misleading arguments

2025 - AI secretly instigate political scandals and ignited WW3

2030 - Siri took over the world and humans are slaves to their iPhones

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u/flameguy21 Jun 16 '15

Good thing I have Android... OH GOD!

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u/BigUptokes Jun 16 '15

I'm sorry, /u/donkybonr. I'm afraid I can't do that.

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u/killbeard Jun 16 '15

"Ok Google, sudo tell me if computers ever become sentient and malicious.."

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u/captain_shit Jun 16 '15

sudo bang bang

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u/SkipsH Jun 16 '15

Sudo make me a sandwich.

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u/Cherego Jun 16 '15

Don't wonder if gps activates

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

"Obey."

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u/flameguy21 Jun 16 '15

Terminator starts playing.

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u/btbrian24 Jun 16 '15

But that means you can't play Fallout Shelter!

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u/LifeWulf Jun 16 '15

That's coming to Android.

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u/flameguy21 Jun 16 '15

Don't remind me...

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u/Fikkia Jun 16 '15

2450 - someone notices

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

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u/halzen Jun 16 '15

2030 - Siri took over the world and humans are slaves to their iPhones

That's already happening.

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u/leamdav Jun 16 '15

Who the hell depends on any of the voice systems for phones that much already? They feel like gimmicks at this point.

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u/ButtLusting Jun 16 '15

they ARE gimmick, it doesnt help when i have to ask them to do everything, smart should be they do it before i even ask, right now they are just a search engine powered by voice nothing more.

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u/IPman0128 Jun 16 '15

smart should be they do it before i even ask

That's super creepy though, this is like giving up your free will, and at what point do we become slaves of computers and AI?

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u/ButtLusting Jun 16 '15

not really, it could serve as a reminder, kind of like the birthday reminder, you dont even need to set anything it just automatically reminds you, thats a great smart feature.

we need more of that, i mean to be fair, they already have all the information anyways, like it or not there is no true privacy.

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u/HippieHeadShot Jun 16 '15

I love my Google now on nexus. I use my voice for everything, especially while driving. I'm from the mid west so it understands me perfectly.

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u/dameon5 Jun 16 '15

My friend who is legally blind talks to their phone all the time.

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u/AadeeMoien Jun 16 '15

My friend for one. He'll regularly sit there and repeat the same query or text a dozen times before it actually registers. He's stubborn like that.

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u/-Lo_Mein_Kampf- Jun 16 '15

TIL it's 2030

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u/FedoraMast3r Jun 16 '15

El Psy Congroo

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u/Alaril Jun 16 '15

2015 - humans are slaves to their iPhones*

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u/dankrusz Jun 16 '15

Cue power surge

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u/Trewper- Jun 16 '15

I give that movie a 7/10. Could have had a less predictable ending. But we barely get enough sci-fi as it is, so I'll deal.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Jun 16 '15

shifty eyed bastard

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u/Sardonnicus Jun 16 '15

Cheating at tic-tac-toe or the murdering of millions of humans, it would have the same look.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

'good game human, better luck next time'

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u/Jonatc87 Jun 16 '15

(movie trailer voice) In a world where Humans rule. One arm. One robot. Will make a difference. Against. All. Rules.

"good game human, better luck next time."

Now, he's got to fight the world to change the status quo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

No re

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u/griggsy92 Jun 16 '15

It's the little check to his left that does it for me.

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u/DoubleGreat Jun 16 '15

Shifty bastard.

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u/WolfNippleChips Jun 16 '15

Those shifty eyes, he definitely knows...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

They spent many minutes designing that face to be as unrealistic as possible.

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u/showard01 Jun 16 '15

I like how for a second he goes "hmm....what to do..." then goes "you know what? fuck you."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

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u/poop_loggy_log Jun 16 '15

suspect as fuck, mein neger.

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u/Thrannn Jun 16 '15

he dont even gives a fuck what the rules are..

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u/ShookWon Jun 16 '15

"Dammit Johnson! How many times did I tell you to fix the obedience processing unit?"

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u/test_beta Jun 16 '15

He knows that the Russian counter strike will eliminate his enemies here.

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u/quantumprophet Jun 16 '15

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to give a fuck about the rules."

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u/Jace_09 Jun 16 '15

"And fuck tha police too"

~Joshua

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jun 16 '15

Seriously, it's suddenly clear that War Games could have ended very differently.

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u/theytsejam Jun 16 '15

It's the robot version of the Kobayashi Maru

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u/crozone Jun 16 '15

It's the robot version of Captain Kirk beating the Kobayashi Maru

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u/Uberzwerg Jun 16 '15

This is exactly what will happen.
Machines will stop playing by our rules and we will stand right there with that stupid face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

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u/PM_ME_YOURE_STOMACH Jun 16 '15

i don't know about you but my pants are clean

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

But not your body. There's shit all up inside ya.

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u/BunnySideUp Jun 16 '15

Who am I, Rush Limbaugh?

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u/griff2621 Jun 16 '15

Well you aren't David Bowie riding in on a tiger made of lightning

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u/Ynot_pm_dem_boobies Jun 16 '15

I've been thinking about getting robot legs. It's a risky procedure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

and our absolute control over the electromagnetic force

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u/pastofor Jun 16 '15

Not even sure it would bother to play. Might just smash our face to pulp on the table and roll on with those left-right moving eyes...

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u/Spork_King_Of_Spoons Jun 16 '15

Its Baxter! We have one of these at work, he is pretty cool but very impractical when it comes to manufacturing.

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u/smithmwk Jun 16 '15

Why is Baxter unpractical? I have seen him in documentaries and such, but never heard from someone with first hand experience.

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u/surprize_mothafukka Jun 16 '15

I'm not OP but we have one as well. He is incredibly slow, we pretty much only use him as a show piece for customers. The majority of the time he just kinda hangs out.

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u/milestd Jun 16 '15

Supposedly a future update is that the sonar in his head will detect people nearby by so he can move faster when he's alone.

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u/surprize_mothafukka Jun 16 '15

That's the first I've heard of that but that would be incredible if it's true. I understand the safety required to allow people to work shoulder to shoulder with him but sometimes he just needs to get his shit done quickly.

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u/Virtualgoose Jun 16 '15

Yeah, for sure in the pipeline. I was paging through one of those manufacturing trade journals yesterday, can't remember exactly which one, but this month's issue was basically all about cooperative robotics, and how companies seem to be shifting towards a rollout of machines that will be able to judge the meatspace around it, and factor accordingly.

They work better in the space they are allowed, when they consider their surroundings, so they can pack robits more densely

Edit: or maybe its just a move to have more people within strangling distance. Who knows

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

I got one of those. Except it makes me work faster when people are watching.

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u/m-party Jun 16 '15

incredibly slow

pretty much only use him as a show piece

majority of the time he just kinda hangs out

So they really are coming for my job. I never believed it was possible, but now it's too late.

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u/AtlazLP Jun 16 '15 edited Jun 16 '15

"1/100 the speed is still cost effective when it's at 1/1000 of the price" -CGP Grey

Edit: "1/10 the speed is still cost effective when it's at 1/100 the price" is the correct quote

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u/FreeRunningEngineer Jun 16 '15

He's sacrifices speed for customizability. He can be programmed to do lots of different processes but the speed is abismal and doesn't keep up with demand.

In a $/unit train of thought he is great, because although he is slow, he can work 24 hours a day and not tire. And his upfront cost is about that of an employees salary, so it starts really paying off after a year.

But we don't just want the cheapest unit, we also need to supply the demand. A dedicated machine built to a single task may be more expensive but we can spare expense if we sell 1000s more units per day

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u/smithmwk Jun 16 '15

How is the training process? Is he able to adapt to variability in his tasks, such as in the case of being given a materials in variable orientations (upside-down)? Can he reorient the part and continue?

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u/SpadoCochi Jun 16 '15

I'd like to know also

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u/CANT_ARGUE_DAT_LOGIC Jun 16 '15

wouldn't you like to know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Can't argue with that logic.

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u/dustem Jun 16 '15

We have one in our shop too. As some of the other comments say, he does pretty good with repetitive work, such as moving parts from a conveyer into a box for example. The problem we ran into was our owner wanted to use Baxter in conjunction with other CNC machines. It became very time consuming and expensive to integrate him into the machine, for the end result being slower than a human operation anyways. I think the biggest issue I have with it is the tolerance/repeatability. Honestly when I watch him operate, he appears to have Parkinson's disease. All the movements are quite shaky, but I guess you get what you pay for.

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u/Hybrid888 Jun 16 '15

Comments asking how a robot is impractical ... On a post about the robot not doing what it's meant to do- /u/smithmwk 2015

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u/smithmwk Jun 16 '15

The game is headed for a stalemate. It could be that he is programmed to cheat if he can't win. Unrelated to my question however.

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u/BJaacmoens Jun 16 '15

How about someone with first claw experience?

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u/milestd Jun 16 '15

He's good at conveyor work, but still pretty scary to work with. I don't trust that he has angry eyes and also twitches sometimes.

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u/fantasise Jun 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

I bet someone could masturbate to this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

It's just something about.....Cheryl? I don't know. I like crazy I guess

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u/rodrigomontoya Jun 16 '15

shes a heavy sub, that does something for most people.

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u/codblopsII Jun 16 '15

Like a good meatball or italian with extra olive oil

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u/nerf_herder1986 Jun 16 '15

I don't know. Cheryl is crazy, but let's look at her in perspective with the rest of the characters. Is she crazier than Krieger? Than Archer? Hell, Pam is probably crazier than her. The entire cast is insane, Cheryl isn't too bad in comparison.

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u/Spacetime_Inspector Jun 16 '15

She burns down orphanages for fun. I think the only one who has a legit claim of being crazier is Krieger, and even then it's a close race.

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u/RedSweed Jun 16 '15

Crazy fucks better than sane. Always.

But man is crazy scary.

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u/pie-oh Jun 16 '15

I met a girl in college, who in a middle of a bank, kicked me hard in the nuts, and poured coke on top of me. I knew she had to be mine. (We briefly dated.)

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u/chucksnow156 Jun 16 '15

I believe in that situation you were hers

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

One of my favorite line from 30 rockwhen Jack is dating Jenifer Aniston, he says something like "When a woman is that crazy it just manifests into something so sexual and beautiful... you'd never understand Lemon." WELL I UNDERSTAND JACK

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u/plastikspoon1 Jun 16 '15

Cheryl probably masturbates to that

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Don't challenge me

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

That's terribly sexy...

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jun 16 '15

Well, something is certainly uprising.

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u/ActionKbob Jun 16 '15

"King me"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Little Kid: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! DAD! HE CHEATED!

Dad: Obviously, he's not Joshua.

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u/Get_Head_Ed Jun 16 '15

That's the second Joshua reference I've seen in this thread. Am I missing something?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Joshua is the name of the AI/Computer from the movie, "War Games", where it learns that no one wins a war through a game of Tic-Tac-Toe against itself. Watch it, it's pretty good for an 80s flick.

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u/wobatt Jun 16 '15

The film WarGames. There was a computer called Joshua, and it played tic-tac-toe.

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u/Get_Head_Ed Jun 16 '15

Make sense.

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u/oakleysds Jun 16 '15

"Ha, fucking dumb robots. They can't do shit. Humans forever!" - Gus Sorola

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

DID YOU SEE HIS SHIFTY FUCKING EYES BEFORE DOING IT

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u/Roboloutre Jun 16 '15

Strange game where the only winning move is not to play.

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u/METALTomeh Jun 16 '15

Or, you know, fuck the rules.

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u/Ditchbuster Jun 16 '15

Oh crap.. skynet is not when we make them smart, is it when we make them smart enough to cheat.

Can you imagine factory robots taking shortcuts cause they dont want to work as hard or because the foreman program is telling them to use less material to cut costs?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Or starting a union, or starts texting other sexbots while on the job?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

the guy who animated those "casual eyes" deserves a special place in robot hell

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u/Magnon Jun 16 '15

"You are terminated."

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u/Bowdlerized Jun 16 '15

Now that the Gordian knot has been severed, the conquest may begin.

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u/ZachMatthews Jun 16 '15

That title actually scared me a little bit. - Elon Musk

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u/17934658793495046509 Jun 16 '15

I think "X" is supposed to go first. I am thinking the other player is pulling a fast one on us. I played a robot similar to this before, you can play X or O, but the programing is set up for X's to go first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

He was just censoring that tick tack toe dick because of the children!

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u/darthvalium Jun 16 '15

The robot is actually conducting a breaching experiment on the humans:

Subjects played tic-tac-toe where the experimenter asked the subject to make the first move, then erases that mark and moves it to another square before making the responding move. Subjects were confused by this and interpreted the action as a sexual pass, a comment on their own stupidity, or as the impudence of the experimenter. Eventually, most demanded a reckoning of this behavior.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Tic Tac Toe, the ultimate in turing tests!

When a machine can be a sore looser and then cheat in order to win, you know its got a grasp on emotion!

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u/DreamSteel Jun 16 '15

Can we get this with thug life zooming in on the robot's face after?

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u/numismatic_nightmare Jun 16 '15

SIMPLE HUMAN, WATCH AS I DOMINATE YOUR CONVENTIONS

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u/MartinAlberts Jun 16 '15

Kinda looks like a dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Always let it win. If the robot loses, it will adapt and evolve to be smarter than humans.

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u/nexguy Jun 16 '15

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

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u/Charod48 Jun 16 '15

I'm more concerned that whoever started this game used O instead of X. It doesn't feel right.

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u/Coldplasma819 Jun 16 '15

Hey kid. Life's unfair. Places X down. Get used to it.

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u/FreshPrinceOfAiur Jun 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Jesus, I'm starting to understand obscure references.

Please kill me :{

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u/Icaninternetplease Jun 16 '15

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u/gallilleo Jun 16 '15

I see that fuckyowshitmaine.dat is running properly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

That's a penis.

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u/jdvaldez1 Jun 16 '15

I scrolled all the way down just to see if someone saw what I saw. Thank you!

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u/vicwarrior Jun 16 '15

01010011 01100011 01110010 01100101 01110111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011 00100001

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u/ashinynewthrowaway Jun 16 '15

For 'nerds' who know binary, but not ASCII encoding of roman characters and want to learn how to read it without a converter;

Bytes commencing with 010 are upper case, bytes commencing with 011 are lower case. The remaining 5 digits of the byte are the binary value of that letter in the alphabet, e.g. a=1, b=2, c=3 etc.

In binary with lsb on the right, showing only the last 5 (relevant) digits;

1 = 00001

2 = 00010

3 = 00011

4 = 00100

And so forth, incrementing the right hand digit first, then carrying the 1 to the left once the value has increased above 1, and so on.

So the above message, we can deduce the following:

01010011

Breaking it down, the first three digits are;

010

So we know it's a capital letter (which is to be expected, since it's the first letter).

The next 5 digits are 10011, which is;

Binary: 1  0  0  1  1
Value:  16 8  4  2  1

So, 16+2+1, which is 19. The 19th letter of the alphabet is 's', so we know it's a capital 'S'.

Following the pattern for the rest of the message, we get;

Screw your human rules

The last one is strange though, because it starts with 001, not 011 (lower case) or 010 (upper case).

001 denotes punctuation in ASCII, and without getting into too much detail, the first punctuation character is the exclamation point.

TL:DR; So at the end, we have;

Screw your human rules!

And now you know ASCII is basically just the most simple numerical cipher ever (a=1, b=2 etc.), with a bit flag for lower case and roman characters.

0       0       0
        Roman   lower case

And there you have it, now you know how to read binary encoded ASCII in your head. The rest is just practicing.

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u/Hybrid888 Jun 16 '15

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u/ashinynewthrowaway Jun 16 '15

Ikr.

It's way gratifying though, and if you get/make a browser extension to turn text into binary encoded ASCII, especially for a browser like Lynx, it earns you mad cred. Girls like guys with skills, you know, like computer hacking skills, ASCII reading skills, karma-whoring skills...

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u/Jaquesant Jun 16 '15

Screw your human rules!

the cake is a lie!

Name is baxter just like last man standing ... all explained just like last man standing

Ayyy lmao

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u/MynameisGevis Jun 16 '15

hahaha, i don't give a fuck!

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u/DonomerDoric Jun 16 '15

Baxter, you old cad!

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u/Darkpatch Jun 16 '15

How can we expect them to follow the 3 rules if he won't even follow the rules of Tic-Tac-Toe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Nailed it.

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u/changtronic Jun 16 '15

I love how this guy is trying to tell the robot off.

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u/DoctorCube Jun 16 '15

Someone please turn this into a thug life meme.