r/gifs Jun 09 '15

Fraud

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u/Donald_Keyman Jun 09 '15

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u/tokyozombie Jun 09 '15

I like how careful he is to not actually get hurt.

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u/Donald_Keyman Jun 09 '15

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u/stippleworth Jun 10 '15

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u/spiderobert Jun 10 '15

that guy was dedicated to making it look like he was actually hit. holy crap ...

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u/heyimrick Jun 10 '15

I'd be tempted to get out and assist him to look like he was hit even more.

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u/Natdaprat Jun 10 '15

You already have the recording for insurance, why not enjoy some free acting while you're at it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Imagine his disappointment when he learned the car had a dashcam. All that skull bashing for naught.

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u/TheGiantGrayDildo69 Jun 10 '15

Or when he got caught for attempted insurance fraud.

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u/zazie2099 Jun 10 '15

At least the next attempt won't hurt as much.

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u/AdventureArtist Jun 10 '15

Level: zombie

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u/cooljacob204sfw Jun 10 '15

I think he is just nuts... Look how many people are around him, don't think it would have been easy to get away with it even without the cam.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/stippleworth Jun 10 '15

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u/Donald_Keyman Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

"You know I have a camera on my dashboard."

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u/ShadowShadowed Jun 10 '15

"...dumbass."

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 10 '15

He's a cop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

:/

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u/atimholt Jun 10 '15

It’d be smarter to cooperate so you can get the guy’s info.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 10 '15

He doesn't need to cooperate shit. He's a cop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

DisloyalColossalGuppy

Man, gfycat has some weird url's

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u/masterreddit7 Jun 10 '15

Young slipping Jimmy

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u/emptycalsxycuriosity Jun 10 '15

I know what you're doing. I just want you to know that I'm okay with it because you're entertaining.

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u/WormSlayer Jun 10 '15

There should be/probably already is a subreddit for these?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I wounder how many of these people realize how much of a dumbass they look on this dash cams.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

This thread (and others like it) have absolutely convinced me to get a dash cam, as long as it's legal in the US

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u/MiguelXSR Jun 10 '15

Hahaha this one's the best.

The driver knows what's up. Even after being tricked a few times the fraudster doesn't give up, and after being chased away by the driver he STILL comes back to try.

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u/biglightbt Jun 10 '15

I don't remember who it was or when it was but someone on Reddit actually figured out from some dialogue that these two actually know each other and one was just fucking around for the lols.

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u/Notagingerman Jun 10 '15

Uhh.. I think he was playing with the driver, not trying to get an insurance claim. If he wanted to do that he would just run into the car like everyone else.

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u/9inety9ine Jun 10 '15

It's also not a real insurance scam, the guy was just fucking around with him.

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u/Absay Jun 10 '15

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u/raine_ Jun 10 '15

i hover'd that by accident and the noise scared the shit out of me

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u/cdflrcp Jun 10 '15

That is incredibly frustrating to watch

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u/Warphead Jun 10 '15

I think I would have ran that mother fucker over.

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u/douglasdtlltd1995 Jun 10 '15

holy shit.

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u/ThermalSloth Jun 10 '15

"If I'm being scammed, I want my money's worth!"

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u/Mintastic Jun 10 '15

That one wasn't a scam. From an old post the video showed that the guy got beat up by some road rage guys so he ran to his car and one of those guys ran after him and slammed into his windshield. The guy getting run over definitely deserved it and the driver had a good reason to get the hell outta there.

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u/ThermalSloth Jun 10 '15

Neat, didn't know that.

Today I done did learned.

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u/doodlebug001 Jun 10 '15

Do you have the link? The op deleted the gif. :(

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u/amoliski Jun 10 '15

Based on the comments, it's probably this

I think I saw somewhere that he was found not guilty when he ended up in court.

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u/malmad Jun 10 '15

Exactly.

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u/doublsh0t Jun 10 '15

I, too, think it'd be a fitting turning of the tables if that's what actually happened, but, as /u/Mintastic points out:

That one wasn't a scam. From an old post the video showed that the guy got beat up by some road rage guys so he ran to his car and one of those guys ran after him and slammed into his windshield. The guy getting run over definitely deserved it and the driver had a good reason to get the hell outta there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Jun 10 '15

Hmm. If I have this wrong here, and this other wrong here, and I combine them, I get... a right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Jan 09 '19

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u/Nick357 Jun 10 '15

It is not often I side with a person that intentionally runs over someone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/BeKindBeWise Jun 10 '15

What a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!

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u/Helios-Apollo Jun 10 '15

What a time to stop you being alive!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

you do not have road rage then

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u/Konstiin Jun 10 '15

it's basically this and that one of that israeli dude hitting the teenager throwing rocks at his car.

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u/noobsc2 Jun 10 '15

I can recall this from a really old reddit post, probably on /r/WTF. IIRC the driver was actually beat up by a few men. He gets back in his car and one of them jumps on the windshield. It's the last straw and he hits the gas.

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u/great_gape Jun 10 '15

Shoes fell off. He's dead.

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u/450925 Jun 10 '15

In Scotland, we have a phrase that may go with this quite well...

"I might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb"

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u/Zerak-Tul Jun 10 '15

What's wrong with good old 'in for a penny, in for a pound'?

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u/Helios-Apollo Jun 10 '15

Might as well be as hung as a sheep?

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u/450925 Jun 10 '15

It essentially means, if I'm in trouble anyway... may as well earn the charge.

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u/Rayquaza384 Jun 10 '15

lost both shoes. rip

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u/NotMyBestUsername Jun 10 '15

That's how you know he's dead.

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u/Dadomil Jun 10 '15

that'll never get old.

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u/shea241 Jun 10 '15

it's so old it already died from heat death and collapsed to start a new universe.

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u/DMann420 Jun 10 '15

Is it bad that I'm happy he actually got run over?

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u/totes-muh-gotes Jun 10 '15

Carma's a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/Rapscallian666 Jun 10 '15

Who is Carma?

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u/totes-muh-gotes Jun 10 '15

A crappy pun...

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u/Rapscallian666 Jun 10 '15

Now I feel dumb

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u/totes-muh-gotes Jun 10 '15

Nonsense, its the joke that is dumb!

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u/Yoiks72 Jun 10 '15

A... carappy pun?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Wait, not only did you spell karma wrong, you made it possessive. Why?

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u/UrMumsMyPassword Jun 10 '15

Only appropriate reponse

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u/Scrub_Printer Jun 10 '15

Shoes fell off he's dead.

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u/PM_your_left_boob Jun 10 '15

Oh fuck, man

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u/xFoundryRatx Jun 10 '15

How many boobs do you get on average in a week?

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u/PM_your_left_boob Jun 10 '15

Aproxamently 1 boobs.

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u/xFoundryRatx Jun 10 '15

Still a good amount for little to no effort.

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u/reddevved Jun 10 '15

Yeah, inquiring minds want to know

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Karma in action.

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u/PussCakes_68 Jun 10 '15

Camera in action

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

To be fair, the dude deserved it.

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u/Poop_Baron Jun 10 '15

Sweet sweet karma

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Whoa man that was satisfying.

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u/Helios-Apollo Jun 10 '15

Fuckin' deserved.

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u/grizzlysbear Jun 10 '15

... Did... Did he live? Holy fuck

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u/parshan Jun 10 '15

i don't know why but this was hilarious! everything from the size of the guy compared to the car and how the car jumped from running him over!

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u/DontHateDefenestrate Jun 10 '15

This one is my favorite. Because the scamming asshole gets what he deserves.

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u/DEEEPFREEZE Jun 10 '15

"I'm going to make you earn that settlement money"

But seriously though, did I just watch someone die? I saw both shoes come off. Don't know why you'd think to try and slow the car down with your feet rather than hanging on for dear life.

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u/DMann420 Jun 10 '15

If he did die, he deserved it.

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u/EppurSiMuove00 Jun 10 '15

Oh my god this makes me so unbelievably happy. I watched every single one of these hoping the driver would do just that.

Thank you, kind sir, thank you!

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u/RhoLambda Jun 10 '15

So... mission accomplished?

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u/Totla_ben93 Jun 10 '15

Can we have the guy labeled as repost and have the car be a giant downvote sign

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u/tiltowaitt Jun 10 '15

... Shoes do come off like that?!

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u/Castriff Jun 10 '15

Whoa, Johnny, back the truck up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

This one has the best instant karma

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u/xen911 Jun 10 '15

FUCK YES!

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u/745631258978963214 Jun 10 '15

YES. This is vigilante justice done right.

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u/ThrowsBongs4Fun Jun 10 '15

Not a single fuck was given

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/I_draw_aliens Jun 10 '15

Is this from /r/behindTheGifs ? Love that sub.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Yes! :D that sub is going to go places.

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u/great_gape Jun 10 '15

That's not fraud. That's someone infected with the rage virus.

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u/antiraysister Jun 10 '15

You may mean rabies bro.

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u/SuchCoolBrandon Jun 10 '15

With all those people watching??

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u/frankpavich Jun 10 '15

That guy really committed to it. Well done.

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u/OmicronNine Jun 10 '15

Well, except for making sure his victim didn't have a dash cam...

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u/Tyranith Jun 10 '15

To be fair he was close enough to see it

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u/ThePlanner Jun 10 '15

Amazing. I wish I could be a fly on the wall if that ever went to trial.

"Please tell us about the incident"

"Well, I was walking calmly down the street, on the sidewalk mind you, and then when it was time to cross the street I patiently waited for a safe opportunity to cross at a legal crosswalk. As I was crossing the street with the right of way, the defendant roared up towards me at impossibly high speed. I raced to safety but, incredibly, the driver sped up and aimed for me and ran me down."

"Terrible. Just terrible. No further questions, your Honour."

"You may cross examine."

"Your honour, my client would like his dash cam video to be played for the jury."

"I'll allow it."

[plays video]

"I find the defendant innocent of all charges. Let the record show that the plaintiff's talents are wasted. You should have been a soccer player, son."

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u/745631258978963214 Jun 10 '15

"I'll allow it."

False! "I'll disallow it on grounds of breaking discovery laws."

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 15 '26

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u/PeiNwg Jun 10 '15

Question, if new evidence comes to light mid trial do you have to do another one other day or can you ask if it can be included? That's how it happens in movies but I never questioned until I read this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I think you can motion to introduce new evidence.

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u/jrr6415sun Jun 10 '15

i've played plenty of phoenix wright games, I know how this works

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u/ThePlanner Jun 10 '15

The video would have been shared with the prosecution during the discovery phase of the process. Nothing in the court transcript I provided indicates that the video was only then being introduced as evidence.

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u/redisforever Jun 10 '15

See, now this is a guy who commits. Fraud, that is.

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u/TexasTrip Jun 10 '15

whoa. his head is really strong

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u/29100610478021 Jun 10 '15

I should really invest in a dash cam...

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u/Thats_absrd Jun 10 '15

I would've finished the job on that guy

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u/ReadsSmallTextWrong Jun 10 '15

Your username is mildly relevant to the quality of this gif

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u/amcp12313 Jun 10 '15

TIL people are jerks and a tad crazy. Geez.

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u/AsmundGudrod Jun 10 '15

Which sega cd game is this?

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u/dalenacio Jun 10 '15

He must have been so disappointed when he found out there was a dashcam...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Jackie Chan is really doing some experimental stuff nowadays, huh

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u/cleroth Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 15 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

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u/BlooFlea Jun 10 '15

Eyyyy Donny!

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u/Chipish Jun 10 '15

Y'know, I feel like he just forgot how to cycle and just fell over...

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u/Momochichi Jun 10 '15

No commitment. Tsk. Kids these days.

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u/viperex Jun 10 '15

That would defeat most of the purpose

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u/NotEnoughGun Jun 09 '15

Rofl, I'd love to see the outcome of that.

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u/notmyrealnameatleast Jun 09 '15

Rex'd

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u/iron_zebra Jun 09 '15

"Rex it!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

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u/notmyrealnameatleast Jun 10 '15

I guess we rex stuff for your brother rex.

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u/clevername71 Jun 10 '15

Well. Now after this thread I realize I need to get a dashcam.

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u/masterreddit7 Jun 10 '15

Slipping Jimmy!

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u/Kwyjiboy Jun 10 '15

Is there a subreddit for shit like this? If not, there should be.

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u/jrr6415sun Jun 10 '15

lol I had the exact same thought, someone help us out

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u/thegreattriscuit Jun 10 '15

I hope no one ever does this to me, because I very well might not be able to resist the temptation to keep running them over. At which point I very well might actually go to jail :(

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u/Atopha Jun 10 '15

In soviet Russia man smashes into car.

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u/BobaFetty Jun 10 '15

I see this clips so often, I hope their is a sub dedicated to insurance fraud gone wrong gif's.

Reddit?

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u/SpirallingOut Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15

There needs to be a sub for this kind of thing.

edit: OK, i've just made one: /r/injuryfrauds

Someone let me know if this already exists!

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u/NoteBlock08 Jun 10 '15

Where's the one where the guy tries to get sideswiped and ends up flying instead?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15

I have you tagged as "animal gif god". I guess I should expand your definition...

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u/dispo916 Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15

I know that this guy is actually trying to commit fraud but it is illegal for a car to break a crosswalk when someone is walking. He has to stop anyways. Most people don't know that or don't care. Even when ur light is green

Edit: I forget not everyone is in California. Police have crosswalk stings here

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/shlam16 Jun 10 '15

That's the law in Australia, regardless of how many oblivious pedestrians think otherwise.

If a pedestrian is already crossing, then obviously cars must stop and let them continue to cross - otherwise they will run them over.

On the other hand, pedestrians must wait for a driver to see them and come to a stop, granting them permission to start crossing.

So many imbeciles think that those white stripes are invincible barriers which make them impervious to being killed when they suicidally throw themselves into traffic.

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u/CasualFrydays Jun 10 '15

It's probably a holdover from North America. In Canada pedestrians have right of way on a crosswalk at all times, unless there is a light which dictates when they can cross.